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[Superheroes] Superman inadvertently snaps neck of Rotten Tomatoes score.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Cisco is pretty well socialized actually

    Yeah, I'd missed the word asocial in there

    Cisco is a pretty social person

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    hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Cisco is pretty well socialized actually

    Yeah, I'd missed the word asocial in there

    Cisco is a pretty social person

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    hippofant wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Cisco is pretty well socialized actually

    Yeah, I'd missed the word asocial in there

    Cisco is a pretty social person

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    Dude loves to network.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Nerds who love to party are pretty common

    a lot of nerdy shit is actually quite social tbh

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    Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hahahahaha wow. I guess a handicam rip of BvS Is already out there as I just saw some gifs from the film.
    The OBLIGATORY JUSTICE LEAGUE CAMEOS bit is straight up hilarious

    Like

    Each of the clips are on a hard drive and have the character's logos as their icon in the folder ready to go and have absolutely no bearing on the plot

    It is 2 minutes of nothing but HEY WE ARE DOING JUSTICE LEAGUE YOU GUYS FOR REAL LOOK AT THIS

    Also Barry Allen has long hair in a manbun

    fuck
    he also has an awful looking ratty beard when he shows up after bruce's darkseid nightmare

    and that's actually in the costume

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yeah I mean I know part of the fun of the show is that everyone is really pretty super charming versions of characters and Cisco is definitely one of the highlights of the show

    they're just kind of having their cake and eating it too by giving him all the highlights of the geek archetype but none of the hangups that come with it

    they're kind of doing the opposite of treating nerdiness as a disability the way some comedies do

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Furu wrote: »
    let's talk about things that are good instead

    like new avengers

    new avengers is a good book

    I really really wanted to like it, but I just couldn't hang with the art style

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Yeah I mean I know part of the fun of the show is that everyone is really pretty super charming versions of characters and Cisco is definitely one of the highlights of the show

    they're just kind of having their cake and eating it too by giving him all the highlights of the geek archetype but none of the hangups that come with it

    they're kind of doing the opposite of treating nerdiness as a disability the way some comedies do

    Comic convention raves and parties have existed for a long long time.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Diarmuid wrote: »

    I love that review

    that's probably the only movie review I've ever actually finished reading

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Yeah I mean I know part of the fun of the show is that everyone is really pretty super charming versions of characters and Cisco is definitely one of the highlights of the show

    they're just kind of having their cake and eating it too by giving him all the highlights of the geek archetype but none of the hangups that come with it

    they're kind of doing the opposite of treating nerdiness as a disability the way some comedies do

    I could be wrong because old as fuck get off my lawn etc, but from what I understand, Nerds haven't been the outcasts for , like, almost a decade now?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Nerds who love to party are pretty common

    a lot of nerdy shit is actually quite social tbh

    Right, nerdiness and asociality/introversion aren't a one-to-one thing, despite what Hollywood would have us believe. And even us introverts do like to party, occasionally.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    The comparison between how the Japanese responded cinematically the nuclear bomb and how we responded cinematically to 9/11 seems really fucking apt.

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Diarmuid wrote: »

    This interview seems like an allegory for the movie itself: so bloated on its sense of self-importance that it forgets to present the audience with any reason to endure it.

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    So did Snyder land the landing in Batman #50? Seems his arcs always fizzle out at the end.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yeah, sure.

    I, I guess I'm just kinda feeling the Cisco envy.

    I wish I could be as cool as senpai.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Nerds who love to party are pretty common

    a lot of nerdy shit is actually quite social tbh

    Right, nerdiness and asociality/introversion aren't a one-to-one thing, despite what Hollywood would have us believe. And even us introverts do like to party, occasionally.

    I like to party all the time! But then I have to go be away from everyone and sit in a regeneration chamber for a day

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Diarmuid wrote: »

    I stopped a few paragraphs in because what the fuck am I even reading?

    Wow

    I feel like BvS was this guy's Cthulhu

    He witnessed something that broke his goddamn mind and is now trying to scrawl out a warning to the rest of humanity

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    Diarmuid wrote: »

    I stopped a few paragraphs in because what the fuck am I even reading?

    Wow

    I feel like BvS was this guy's Cthulhu

    He witnessed something that broke his goddamn mind and is now trying to scrawl out a warning to the rest of humanity

    Or at least maybe it was an office bet? " I bet you can't write a review about Batman vs Superman that mentions 9/11 almost 100 times!"

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    Diarmuid wrote: »

    I stopped a few paragraphs in because what the fuck am I even reading?

    Wow

    I feel like BvS was this guy's Cthulhu

    He witnessed something that broke his goddamn mind and is now trying to scrawl out a warning to the rest of humanity

    Much like Cthulhu, it should never have appeared in person on screen

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Slant Magazine gave BvS 2 out of 4 stars which for them is high praise of a comic book film.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Slant Magazine gave BvS 2 out of 4 stars which for them is high praise of a comic book film.

    what did they give my big fat greek wedding 2

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    That review is fucking hilariously bad, holy shit

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Slant Magazine gave BvS 2 out of 4 stars which for them is high praise of a comic book film.

    what did they give my big fat greek wedding 2

    1 1/2. Damn fractal ratings, you're ruining movie reviews!

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    That review is fucking hilariously bad, holy shit

    The Slant one?

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    I have at times greatly enjoyed Kevin Smith

    But he seems to eternally be in the "I'm going to talk about all the weed I smoke" phase of being a weed-smoker

    Yeah but there are some good stories out of that. Like how he always wants to use Peapod or whatever grocery delivery service is out where he lives but they refuse to deliver because the house use to belong to Matt Damon and he stiffed the delivery company several times when ordering groceries for parties and the last time it happened Smith was high and answered the door, so even though he never stiffed them they think he did because hes the one who answered the door.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Slant Magazine gave BvS 2 out of 4 stars which for them is high praise of a comic book film.

    what did they give my big fat greek wedding 2
    1 1/2 which tracks with the rotten tomatoes rating for films released this weekend. BvS in first place, BFGW2 in second, and Get a Job with 0%.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Nerds who love to party are pretty common

    a lot of nerdy shit is actually quite social tbh

    The hardest partiers I knew in college were all geeks and/or nerds.

    They were also mega-charismatic.

    But like we used to prefunk while painting WH40k before going bar-hopping.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    That review is fucking hilariously bad, holy shit

    The Slant one?

    No the one that tries to link the amount of money bvs is going to make (which it isnt) to the number of Muslims because...

    Because?

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    nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    I'm trying to choose between reading Ultimate Spider Man, Age of Apocalypse and Busiek's Avengers. I'm reading the first issue of each before I decide, but I have to say I don't love the art in Ultimate Spider Man (those faces). Any suggestions?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    like the vengaboys before me, i like to party

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Alright, Contest of Champions (the comic) is pretty cool, I'll get the trade when that comes out.

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    hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Ceno wrote: »
    I have at times greatly enjoyed Kevin Smith

    But he seems to eternally be in the "I'm going to talk about all the weed I smoke" phase of being a weed-smoker

    Yeah but there are some good stories out of that. Like how he always wants to use Peapod or whatever grocery delivery service is out where he lives but they refuse to deliver because the house use to belong to Matt Damon and he stiffed the delivery company several times when ordering groceries for parties and the last time it happened Smith was high and answered the door, so even though he never stiffed them they think he did because hes the one who answered the door.

    Wtf, Matt Damon?!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i'm more amazed that peapod is on the west coat

    there are giants out there?

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    EvilpolarbearEvilpolarbear Registered User regular
    I'm reading this topic go from BvS's Flash to Cisco dancing in the club in the latest Flash episode and I can't help but be fascinated at what Cisco Ramon would be like in the DCCU.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    like the vengaboys before me, i like to party

    actually, I like to party

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    Diarmuid wrote: »

    I stopped a few paragraphs in because what the fuck am I even reading?

    Wow

    I feel like BvS was this guy's Cthulhu

    He witnessed something that broke his goddamn mind and is now trying to scrawl out a warning to the rest of humanity

    Or at least maybe it was an office bet? " I bet you can't write a review about Batman vs Superman that mentions 9/11 almost 100 times!"

    That's not a review, that's straight up film analysis

    And it makes some pretty cogent points near the end that really convey the author's crippling depression after seeing Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, a film about two superheroes who have given up on any and all definitions of the word "justice"

    I feel you, man

    I feel you

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So does Batman wear the DKR suit to fight Superman, and not Doomsday? I had this desperate hope all of the vs marketing was a dumb fakeout.
    Yes, it is specifically a Superman killing suit.

    He also makes
    a kryptoknight spear.

    it was the faintest of hopes

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    hippofant wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Ceno wrote: »
    I have at times greatly enjoyed Kevin Smith

    But he seems to eternally be in the "I'm going to talk about all the weed I smoke" phase of being a weed-smoker

    Yeah but there are some good stories out of that. Like how he always wants to use Peapod or whatever grocery delivery service is out where he lives but they refuse to deliver because the house use to belong to Matt Damon and he stiffed the delivery company several times when ordering groceries for parties and the last time it happened Smith was high and answered the door, so even though he never stiffed them they think he did because hes the one who answered the door.

    Wtf, Matt Damon?!

    It's actually Ben Affleck.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    like the vengaboys before me, i like to party

    actually, I like to party

    oh god

    the vengabus is coming

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    like the vengaboys before me, i like to party

    actually, I like to party

    everybody does

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