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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    There were five figures in the death stranding trailer. Hideo Kojima loves political conspiracies, like watergate.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    why did they refer to her as Five Guys?

    Spoilered for a longer explanation that I'm guessing a lot of people don't want to read.
    Ex got pissed at his girlfriend.

    Posted a huge diatribe that, among other things, insinuated she slept with five game journalists while dating him.

    Extremely toxic online communities galvanized around this as an opportunity to take down the woman, who is an outspoken feminist designer of "not" videogames, and start referring to it as "Five Guys" in reference to the burger chain. i.e. "Not even Five Guys can satisfy (her)"

    Eventually they realize they can get more people on board with the harassment campaign by trying to make it about "Ethics in Journalism" by saying she slept with game journalists for better reviews. (Reviews of her FREE game, mind you.) and then it turns out that none of her alleged affairs actually reviewed the game anyway; but the dickheads didn't care by that point. TV's Adam Baldwin coined the phrase "Gamergate" and that's how a shitty harassment campaign disguised as a movement was born!

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    WordLust wrote: »
    Honestly, there have been so many friggin' "father figure goes on video game adventure with child figure" games. Daughter figures especially popular in the child figure department.

    Where are all the games with the bad ass mom figures? Nothing is more terrifying than mamma bear rage. Where is the game where a dude picks on a kid and out of nowhere the kid's mom punches through a wall and snaps the bully in half like a slim jim and then continues punching his corpse for a while just out of sheer spite?

    Like dads are cool and everything, but why are moms just there to feed the kids breakfast?

    A kick ass mom game could be pretty rad, in the hands of the right people.

    The answer to this question is very similar to the answer of why so many protagonists in general are dudes.

    The people who made those early games were all teenage/young adult men, and now they've grown up and started families. And storylines are partially shifting to reflect what is sometimes jokingly referred to the "dadification" of videogames.

    But this same shift doesn't apply to moms, because, well, the games industry is still dominated by men/dads.

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    edited June 2016
    WordLust wrote: »
    Honestly, there have been so many friggin' "father figure goes on video game adventure with child figure" games. Daughter figures especially popular in the child figure department.

    Where are all the games with the bad ass mom figures? Nothing is more terrifying than mamma bear rage. Where is the game where a dude picks on a kid and out of nowhere the kid's mom punches through a wall and snaps the bully in half like a slim jim and then continues punching his corpse for a while just out of sheer spite?

    Like dads are cool and everything, but why are moms just there to feed the kids breakfast?

    A kick ass mom game could be pretty rad, in the hands of the right people.

    Undertale?
    Not saying that they do exist, just the only example I can think of that has a truly badass mom character.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Kreia is the bad mom above all bad moms

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Stilts wrote: »
    WordLust wrote: »
    Honestly, there have been so many friggin' "father figure goes on video game adventure with child figure" games. Daughter figures especially popular in the child figure department.

    Where are all the games with the bad ass mom figures? Nothing is more terrifying than mamma bear rage. Where is the game where a dude picks on a kid and out of nowhere the kid's mom punches through a wall and snaps the bully in half like a slim jim and then continues punching his corpse for a while just out of sheer spite?

    Like dads are cool and everything, but why are moms just there to feed the kids breakfast?

    A kick ass mom game could be pretty rad, in the hands of the right people.

    The answer to this question is very similar to the answer of why so many protagonists in general are dudes.

    The people who made those early games were all teenage/young adult men, and now they've grown up and started families. And storylines are partially shifting to reflect what is sometimes jokingly referred to the "dadification" of videogames.

    But this same shift doesn't apply to moms, because, well, the games industry is still dominated by men/dads.

    see also penny arcade's comic strips following the classic newspaper comic author aging arc of changing from teenage male jokes to young adult male jokes to adult dad jokes to middle aged dad "I don't understand the kids these days" rants

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I remember people being potentially psyched about Fallout 4, even asking "is this the first game you get to play as a mom in?"

    And then uh

    Yeah

    "Look I'll get to my kid whenever, it's really important I help out this robot private detective"

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Kreia is the bad mom above all bad moms

    Shit

    This is so true

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I remember people being potentially psyched about Fallout 4, even asking "is this the first game you get to play as a mom in?"

    And then uh

    Yeah

    "Look I'll get to my kid whenever, it's really important I help out this robot private detective"

    well, i did ask for bad moms, so it fits.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Look my kid was important in Fallout 4 but my quest for duct tape trumped all others.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Look my kid was important in Fallout 4 but my quest for duct tape trumped all others.

    Military grade duct tape

    Accept no substitutes

    That said I also set up a farm specifically for making adhesive

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    I mean

    I was sadder about losing my Video Game Ryan Gosling Husbando than the kid in Fallout 4

    I spent an hour crafting him, whereas I stopped thinking about the baby as soon as it went off-screen

    Am I....am I the bad video game mom??

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Cello wrote: »
    I mean

    I was sadder about losing my Video Game Ryan Gosling Husbando than the kid in Fallout 4

    I spent an hour crafting him, whereas I stopped thinking about the baby as soon as it went off-screen

    Am I....am I the bad video game mom??

    Yes
    No, Bethesda is the bad video game writers

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I mean

    I was sadder about losing my Video Game Ryan Gosling Husbando than the kid in Fallout 4

    I spent an hour crafting him, whereas I stopped thinking about the baby as soon as it went off-screen

    Am I....am I the bad video game mom??

    Yes
    No, Bethesda is the bad video game writers

    Wow, that's not true at all. Have you heard the female protag mocking the swattah salesman in Diamond City?

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I mean

    I was sadder about losing my Video Game Ryan Gosling Husbando than the kid in Fallout 4

    I spent an hour crafting him, whereas I stopped thinking about the baby as soon as it went off-screen

    Am I....am I the bad video game mom??

    Yes
    No, Bethesda is the bad video game writers
    and then bethesda was the demons

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Speaking of babies, does Metroid: Other M count as a mom game?

    Because I mean, THE BABY

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Fallout 4 has many problems but one of the main ones is that you can't be in a relationship with one of your side characters and also be a lone wolf when out shooting things in the wasteland.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY

    it's not a game with a bad mom, it's a bad game

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Speaking of babies, does Metroid: Other M count as a mom game?

    Because I mean, THE BABY

    Motherbrain is the original video game mom

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I want to play a Pokemom game.

    What're those moms up to all day now that their young children have left?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote: »
    THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY

    it's not a game with a bad mom, it's a bad game

    The original metroid had Mother Brain, the worst mom.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I want to play a Pokemom game.

    What're those moms up to all day now that their young children have left?
    In X and Y, hooking up with the hot professor

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Speaking of babies, does Metroid: Other M count as a mom game?

    Because I mean, THE BABY

    Motherbrain is the original video game mom

    Motherbrain informed a young me on what to look for in a partner, a shining example of a wonderful mother.

    No I don't.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I watched a couple videos of The Best Friends playing through Other M and they were counting the amount of times Samus said, "The Baby" but I don't know where the final total ended. Was it more or less than the "fucks" in The Big Lebowski?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I want to play a Pokemom game.

    What're those moms up to all day now that their young children have left?
    In X and Y, hooking up with the hot professor

    Holey moley!

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    proffessor sycamore

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Speaking of babies, does Metroid: Other M count as a mom game?

    Because I mean, THE BABY
    *muffled screaming*

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I want to play a Pokemom game.

    What're those moms up to all day now that their young children have left?
    In X and Y, hooking up with the hot professor

    In the anime, Ash would sometimes call his mom (at her house) and Professor Oak just happened to be there

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Stilts wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Kreia is the bad mom above all bad moms

    Shit

    This is so true

    Don't worry about failing to remember

    Not like she's going to be more disappointed in you

    Wyborn on
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    WordLustWordLust Fort Wayne, INRegistered User regular
    edited June 2016
    I just wanna play a mom character who goes pissed off Molly Weasley. One second she's hunting for groceries cuz she's gotta make these kids some lunch, and the next second she notices a dark wizard looking at her kids all wrong and so she starts droppin' muhfuckas.

    I guess Jade was kinda sorta like that in the beginning of Beyond Good & Evil, what with the lighthouse orphanage getting attacked and so on. But all of that was over pretty quickly.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I want to play a Pokemom game.

    What're those moms up to all day now that their young children have left?
    In X and Y, hooking up with the hot professor

    Holey moley!

    That stuff is pretty dang overt for a kids game too.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I want to play a Pokemom game.

    What're those moms up to all day now that their young children have left?
    In X and Y, hooking up with the hot professor

    Holey moley!

    That stuff is pretty dang overt for a kids game too.

    to be fair if the player character was like 7 years older, they'd be in the same boat as mom.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    hey I finally got around to watching that God of War trailer from E3 and I'm actually kind of into it?
    I never cared for the series before

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    LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    Moms are tough

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Cello wrote: »
    Speaking of babies, does Metroid: Other M count as a mom game?

    Because I mean, THE BABY

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT GAME

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Mr. G wrote: »

    fuck that

    EDIT: dogg if they have kratos mopin around because a mean ol lady wronged him i am OUT

    exist on
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    I was surprised that there were still pre-orders available for the Take Your Heart edition of Persona 5 on Amazon, thought for sure that'd be gone

    Steelbook case, soundtrack CD, hardcover artbook and a bag?

    $90 for all of that is insanity

    $76 after the Prime discount, too

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hardcover artbooks are expensive, yo

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    $72 with Prime

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hardcover artbooks are expensive, yo

    I was praising the price!

    It's insane that they would do that!

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