If I had the ear of every idiot alt-righter and they had mine in a beautiful ouroboros of stupidity I would definitely try to slip in some shit like "berenstain bears used to be spelled berenstein bears" into one of these rambling press conferences
That would be like the 15th most "wait wut" thing in this particular press conference
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"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Is... Trump now trying to start a fight with golfers? What?
he just doesn't want people to see him playing golf because he's terrible at the game. there have been reports of him cheating posted in previous threads.
That's not it. He thinks he's incredible because every caddy wants a huge tip.
His claims about not wanting to be seen holding a golf club were so he could make this attack on Obama.
I'm 100% sure it's a total fabrication made up on the spot.
subject: golf > desired output: insult Obama > "i'm amazing at golf but I didn't do it this one time" > "Obama plays too much golf" > mission fucking accomplished, you've done it again Donnie, you're the best > smug.gif
The baby was one row in front of me, three or four rows from the stage, at Trump’s event at a high school in Ashburn, Va. ...
But, to my eyes, it certainly was not an ejection — it was an unusually barbed endorsement of the mother’s own decision to depart.
According to neighbors of mine who were there, the lady was actually leaving with the baby when Trump stopped her the first time, telling her it was fine, she should stay.
He started on something else and then went back to her, telling her he was kidding and she should bounce.
(I am paraphrasing).
Asharad on
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FencingsaxIt is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understandingGNU Terry PratchettRegistered Userregular
Because we shouldn't let the orange tire fire distract us from the fact that his running mate is a dumpster fire as well.
Sandra, I love you, but for gods' sakes spellcheck.
Also, if anyone remembers the flapup over Obama doing one of these appearances and talking about arugula and how he's completely disconnected from the regular bluecollar lettuce eaters, he was talking to arugula farmers. This shit is what campaigning actually is.
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GatorAn alligator in ScotlandRegistered Userregular
Ohnoes! Better carpetbomb the airwaves then! Just to be sure!
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
so I think the issue is, if I could diagnose here without going into mental issues or hwat have you
- he is bored by politics so he can't talk about any of it for more than a few minutes before he himself becomes the topic.
- he has no specifics so the poltical talk takes even less time than if the first thing was the only issue
so you get 5 minutes of IRAN! MONEY! SPACE! LIBYA! 3RD WORLD! TAXES! no solutions, no hint of policy.
and then he's gonna talk for another hour so buckle up.
and he doesn't see this as an issue.
He doesn't even need specific policy proposals to talk about something like Iran. He just needs to know enough to attack Hillary in a non-WTF is he talking about fashion. He instead says this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co9riH-VYAAHnuR.jpg:large
My god. Even the simplest things, like who he worked for, get turned into ridiculous attacks followed immediately by "but that's okay."
He worked for I believe The Washington Post and The New York Times and he worked for different things. Terrible. Terrible. Totally dishonest, that's okay.
All of this is complete fucking wordsalad gibberish. I get what he's trying to say, but it takes way too much effort, especially for someone running for President.
The baby was one row in front of me, three or four rows from the stage, at Trump’s event at a high school in Ashburn, Va. ...
But, to my eyes, it certainly was not an ejection — it was an unusually barbed endorsement of the mother’s own decision to depart.
According to neighbors of mine who were there, the lady was actually leaving with the baby when Trump stopped her the first time, telling her it was fine, she should stay.
He started on something else and then went back to her, telling her he was kidding and she should bounce.
(I am paraphrasing).
The best description I've heard of it is that he gaslit the woman.
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
There would have to be ad buys. I assume though, he's trying to say the Silent Majority will finally come to the polls in the Mystery States and Trump will win those states without even having to campaign there.
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Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
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CrayonSleeps in the wrong bed.TejasRegistered Userregular
You know, fuck it...I want Obama to say yes to the golf challenge just to see what happens.
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Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
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Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
We. Don't. Speak. Of. Xanth.
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I didn't think the idea of a secret strategy could get stupider
The way these last few days have been, I am imagining a lot of Republicans have made dental appointments because they have ground their teeth into a fine white powder.
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
I didn't think the idea of a secret strategy could get stupider
You know maybe this is what the mariners have been doing to me this year vari. They aren't actually losing games, they have a secret strat for winning the world series they just aren't showing me.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Is this step one on the plan to get all the jobs back? Let them go to other countries and then invade them?
Ok maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be obvious which states trump is targeting by all the ad buys in the state? Like you can't secretly run for president in a state?
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state?
TRUMP: Well, I’d rather not say. Because why should I highlight it? But we have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. But I’d rather not say what they are. Don’t you agree with that? I’d rather not say what they are.
RUCKER: So you’ll win with the secret state strategy?
TRUMP: No, not the secret state, no. But I have states, and you know this, I have states that no other Republican would do well in that I think I’m gonna win. But I don’t want to name those states.
Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
We. Don't. Speak. Of. Xanth.
Good Magician Humphry won't allow any other fakers in Xanth, Trump will have to look elsewhere.
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jmcdonaldI voted, did you?DC(ish)Registered Userregular
"AND THE PANTS OF THE VICAR ARE CLOSING RATAPLAN RATAPLAN RRRRRRR"
Goddamnit, didn't someone joke about him doing something like this earlier in the thread?
This election...
Well, it's our fault for drawing his attention.
Now, he's here, among us, reading our posts and looking for inspiration.
We knew he had people, just the best people, googling his name for information about what his opposition was saying.
It was all but inevitable that he would find these threads eventually.
I didn't think the idea of a secret strategy could get stupider
You know maybe this is what the mariners have been doing to me this year vari. They aren't actually losing games, they have a secret strat for winning the world series they just aren't showing me.
its so secret that they wont even implement it. that way no one can will ever figure out how to beat it!
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I don't know how anyone can have self respect speaking such nonsense. I mean the language, not even the positions and opinions. good lord.
He's literally incoherent; he can't even hold a sentence together. Nothing he says makes any sense in any of these transcripts, his thoughts are fish jumping from one puddle to another in his mind
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It's unnerving how...quaint these criticisms feel in comparison to said orange tire fire
That would be like the 15th most "wait wut" thing in this particular press conference
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
That's not it. He thinks he's incredible because every caddy wants a huge tip.
His claims about not wanting to be seen holding a golf club were so he could make this attack on Obama.
I'm 100% sure it's a total fabrication made up on the spot.
subject: golf > desired output: insult Obama > "i'm amazing at golf but I didn't do it this one time" > "Obama plays too much golf" > mission fucking accomplished, you've done it again Donnie, you're the best > smug.gif
...please don't tempt fate.
I changed my mind about this part. Not worth following up on.
Old Spice ads are bad parodies of Old Spice ads. Up your game, Trump!
Trump Muyo!
"Siri, whats the exchange rate between dollars and hryvnia?"
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According to neighbors of mine who were there, the lady was actually leaving with the baby when Trump stopped her the first time, telling her it was fine, she should stay.
He started on something else and then went back to her, telling her he was kidding and she should bounce.
(I am paraphrasing).
Sandra, I love you, but for gods' sakes spellcheck.
Also, if anyone remembers the flapup over Obama doing one of these appearances and talking about arugula and how he's completely disconnected from the regular bluecollar lettuce eaters, he was talking to arugula farmers. This shit is what campaigning actually is.
It's not like this isn't in the mind of a LOT of Trump supporters
Well, not until now.
"AND THE PANTS OF THE VICAR ARE CLOSING RATAPLAN RATAPLAN RRRRRRR"
All of this is complete fucking wordsalad gibberish. I get what he's trying to say, but it takes way too much effort, especially for someone running for President.
The best description I've heard of it is that he gaslit the woman.
Goddamnit, didn't someone joke about him doing something like this earlier in the thread?
This election...
There would have to be ad buys. I assume though, he's trying to say the Silent Majority will finally come to the polls in the Mystery States and Trump will win those states without even having to campaign there.
He's going to deteriorate after he loses and God knows where the bottom is.
I'm waiting for him to drop the N-Bomb.
I'm betting the C-Bomb comes before the N-Bomb.
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Technically, so is Trump...
He thinks he doesn't need campaign ads, maybe?
The bigger question was raised in the Washington Post interview, and that is what is the secret state? Is it Nega-Florida? Neo New Mexico?
Mega City One.
Wow, Trump is such a wound-riddled, weak-point-exhibiting mess that even Clinton can zing him easily.
We. Don't. Speak. Of. Xanth.
It would be like end of Great White Hype.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Secret Service says no to him getting close to a crazy person with a club.
Oceania.
You know maybe this is what the mariners have been doing to me this year vari. They aren't actually losing games, they have a secret strat for winning the world series they just aren't showing me.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Good Magician Humphry won't allow any other fakers in Xanth, Trump will have to look elsewhere.
13 more to go.
Well, it's our fault for drawing his attention.
Now, he's here, among us, reading our posts and looking for inspiration.
We knew he had people, just the best people, googling his name for information about what his opposition was saying.
It was all but inevitable that he would find these threads eventually.
its so secret that they wont even implement it. that way no one can will ever figure out how to beat it!
He's literally incoherent; he can't even hold a sentence together. Nothing he says makes any sense in any of these transcripts, his thoughts are fish jumping from one puddle to another in his mind