I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.
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I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.
You do you, but I love Trumps' voice & cadence.
It is hilarious and I like to read other things with it in mind.
I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.
You do you, but I love Trumps' voice & cadence.
It is hilarious and I like to read other things with it in mind.
That's how it starts, and then one day you wake up and look in the mirror and see your orange reflection. You open your mouth to scream but only a single word escapes your mouth: "Sad!"
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I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.
WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.
WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.
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WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.
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The onion, mr. Danger. It's the onion.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Once again, he Makes America Great Again by.... not hiring Americans and taking jobs he could create here out of the country. Huh. Something doesn't add up.
Go look up the Dreyfus Affair and the Framing of the Mata Hari.
These fuckers, these revanchists? They're always traitors. That's what a fascist is. Someone who believes, so completely and utterly, that their secret name is [National Personage], that they then immediately betray [National Personage] to their enemies and then sputter on about how it's the MUSLIMS, THE MUSLIMS WHO ARE DESTROYING AMERICA!!!!!! Take that, add ephemeral gain and the grandeur of a lost golden age, and you get a nazi. Jefferson would have been a Nazi, but Virginia had no glorious past to lose itself in, so he had to be a patriot instead.
Ugh oh my god, I don't know where else to unpack this, but I guess my Ex and her friend are like anti feminists? They are talking about how women don't actually get harassed for being women but for being terrible, and its like arguing with a brick wall that thinks plaster is way better.
No Bucketman, the word is fascist. Your ex and her friend are fascists. They are not human anymore, you have no obligation to fix them. Sever and euth.
I just jumped in this thread and the first thing I see is naked lunacy.
Maybe i ought to give this a few dozen pages to blow over.
'Clothed Lunacy' is the name of my LARP character.
Edit: For Darkon, that is. My Vampire: The Masquerade LARP character is 'Nightlord Edward Snowden Cullen the Third' because 'Jon Snowden' was already taken.
god dammit yall dogpiled on her so quickly there's no room left for me I was gonna deploy a wolfenstein quote it was gonna be so fuckin funny that I woulda gotten a lot of agrees and awesomes
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An international opinion of the election:
A couple of my friends went to Japan on a trip. One of the places they visited was a shrine, which had hanging ema (the little wooden boards with wishes written on them). There were hundreds of them, mostly in Japanese of course. They took a picture of one in particular that stuck out; it was written in English and said only,
"PLEASE NOT
DONALD TRUMP".
WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.
"No Morty, the word is "fascist". Your ex and her friend are *fuuuurh* fascists. They are not human anymore, you have no obligation to fix them. Sever and euth, Morty. Sever and euth."
"Aw gee Rick, I’m not sure I’m ready to just like, cut off all contact with them like that? I mean, fascists are people too right? Even if they are - if they even are fascists. I’m not completely sure I believe that Rick, at least not strongly enough to straight out murder them."
"You’re too *suuuurh* sentimental, Morty. That’s your problem. That and your devastatingly low IQ. Pass me that neptunium allen key set."
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You do you, but I love Trumps' voice & cadence.
It is hilarious and I like to read other things with it in mind.
That's how it starts, and then one day you wake up and look in the mirror and see your orange reflection. You open your mouth to scream but only a single word escapes your mouth: "Sad!"
I go with Dale Gribble or Abe Simpson, myself.
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The onion, mr. Danger. It's the onion.
Always be wary my friend
just barely over 7 inches
Go look up the Dreyfus Affair and the Framing of the Mata Hari.
These fuckers, these revanchists? They're always traitors. That's what a fascist is. Someone who believes, so completely and utterly, that their secret name is [National Personage], that they then immediately betray [National Personage] to their enemies and then sputter on about how it's the MUSLIMS, THE MUSLIMS WHO ARE DESTROYING AMERICA!!!!!! Take that, add ephemeral gain and the grandeur of a lost golden age, and you get a nazi. Jefferson would have been a Nazi, but Virginia had no glorious past to lose itself in, so he had to be a patriot instead.
No Bucketman, the word is fascist. Your ex and her friend are fascists. They are not human anymore, you have no obligation to fix them. Sever and euth.
*Gender edit. My bad.
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Maybe i ought to give this a few dozen pages to blow over.
'Clothed Lunacy' is the name of my LARP character.
Edit: For Darkon, that is. My Vampire: The Masquerade LARP character is 'Nightlord Edward Snowden Cullen the Third' because 'Jon Snowden' was already taken.
Well I do enjoy using it facetiously
Pope Francis spent his cardinalship in Argentina screaming about gender theory.
I think that sums my opinion up quite well.
Hello friend: fuck off, you make bad posts
And yet, you shall receive it.
Witness my cruelty and despair!
A++ cruelty, would despair again.
A couple of my friends went to Japan on a trip. One of the places they visited was a shrine, which had hanging ema (the little wooden boards with wishes written on them). There were hundreds of them, mostly in Japanese of course. They took a picture of one in particular that stuck out; it was written in English and said only,
"PLEASE NOT
DONALD TRUMP".
Please don't assume you understand the intentions behind an awesome thanks
TAKE THIS
MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW
Our news cycle continues to merge with the Onion.
This is not a Wolfenstein quote
Someone hasn't played spear of destiny