The bad scifi book cover conversation from earlier reminded me of something.
Remember when scifi and fantasy book covers would often have naked people (usually but not always women) as long as they were in profile or their naught bits were strategically covered by scenery? Every cover artist wanted to be Boris Vallejo.
Several years back in a public library science fiction section i stumbled across a book from the 1970s, it was a pulp science fiction novel and the cover art was done in a Vallejo-ish style. It depicted a robot with several nude women clinging to it, apparently enthralled, and the robot itself was just phallic-shaped enough to obviously be a metal penis ithout running afoul of censors.
I wish I could find it again because it was so hilariously absurdly 70s and weirdly misogynist. I didn't read the book because it looked terrible but I'm still curious what inspired the cover artist to paint naked women worshipping a robot dick.
Something about the 1970s made loud displays of misogyny very in-style
Sugar tit is a folk name for a baby pacifier, or dummy, that was once commonly made and used in North America and Britain. It was made by placing a spoonful of sugar, or honey, in a small patch of clean cloth, then gathering the cloth around the sugar and twisting it to form a bulb. The bulb was then secured by twine or a rubber band. The baby's saliva would slowly dissolve the sugar in the bulb.
Huh.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
i feel sorry for the guy who gave Dickshooter, ID, its name
or respect
i guess depending
If anyone goes on his land that old man says he'll shoot em. Right in the dick.
Hey be careful partner that there is a dick shooters land.
Nah fuck that place. That guy is a Dick shooter.
Just idk put up a sign and warn people about the damn dickshooter.
What happened to Wharton?
Shot. Right in the dick.
What
Hand to God. We was cuttin' cross some ol' feller's field. Man popped up out of a hole like a goddamn prairie dog. Blew Wharton's cock clean off with his shotgun.
Jesus
Yep.
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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Sugar tit is a folk name for a baby pacifier, or dummy, that was once commonly made and used in North America and Britain. It was made by placing a spoonful of sugar, or honey, in a small patch of clean cloth, then gathering the cloth around the sugar and twisting it to form a bulb. The bulb was then secured by twine or a rubber band. The baby's saliva would slowly dissolve the sugar in the bulb.
Huh.
and now we don't give lil babs honey to avoid botulism
i feel sorry for the guy who gave Dickshooter, ID, its name
or respect
i guess depending
If anyone goes on his land that old man says he'll shoot em. Right in the dick.
Hey be careful partner that there is a dick shooters land.
Nah fuck that place. That guy is a Dick shooter.
Just idk put up a sign and warn people about the damn dickshooter.
What happened to Wharton?
Shot. Right in the dick.
What
Hand to God. We was cuttin' cross some ol' feller's field. Man popped up out of a hole like a goddamn prairie dog. Blew Wharton's cock clean off with his shotgun.
Jesus
Yep.
i kind of hope this is from something so i can go watch it/read it
but at the same time it's an amazing post and I kind of hope it's organic.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
i feel sorry for the guy who gave Dickshooter, ID, its name
or respect
i guess depending
If anyone goes on his land that old man says he'll shoot em. Right in the dick.
Hey be careful partner that there is a dick shooters land.
Nah fuck that place. That guy is a Dick shooter.
Just idk put up a sign and warn people about the damn dickshooter.
What happened to Wharton?
Shot. Right in the dick.
What
Hand to God. We was cuttin' cross some ol' feller's field. Man popped up out of a hole like a goddamn prairie dog. Blew Wharton's cock clean off with his shotgun.
Jesus
Yep.
i kind of hope this is from something so i can go watch it/read it
but at the same time it's an amazing post and I kind of hope it's organic.
It's organic
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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There was a town in Montana that changed its name to Joe for like a day IIRC
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Sugar tit is a folk name for a baby pacifier, or dummy, that was once commonly made and used in North America and Britain. It was made by placing a spoonful of sugar, or honey, in a small patch of clean cloth, then gathering the cloth around the sugar and twisting it to form a bulb. The bulb was then secured by twine or a rubber band. The baby's saliva would slowly dissolve the sugar in the bulb.
Huh.
and now we don't give lil babs honey to avoid botulism
Those damn filthy bees
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i feel sorry for the guy who gave Dickshooter, ID, its name
or respect
i guess depending
If anyone goes on his land that old man says he'll shoot em. Right in the dick.
Hey be careful partner that there is a dick shooters land.
Nah fuck that place. That guy is a Dick shooter.
Just idk put up a sign and warn people about the damn dickshooter.
What happened to Wharton?
Shot. Right in the dick.
What
Hand to God. We was cuttin' cross some ol' feller's field. Man popped up out of a hole like a goddamn prairie dog. Blew Wharton's cock clean off with his shotgun.
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everyone got unbanned when the vanilla switch happened, so if you haven't shown back up they haven't bothered rebanning
It was actually about a legendary masturbator who had immuculate spunk aim.
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Essex pales before Middlesex.
This philosopher jitsu
If anyone goes on his land that old man says he'll shoot em. Right in the dick.
Hey be careful partner that there is a dick shooters land.
Nah fuck that place. That guy is a Dick shooter.
Just idk put up a sign and warn people about the damn dickshooter.
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Applets and Cotlets are delicious.
Also, I like Turkish Delights. But not as much as Applets and Cotlets.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Ah, for the old art of Wessex
W is for Watersports
J thing?
Or on Steam. I would cry.
Where J was extolling us on the virtue of him being able to take on multiple dogs at once. And not like how Chanus does it.
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how many dogs can you fight thom
Some distant aunt used to get them for us every year at Christmas and as soon as she was gone they went right in the trash.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
my patented technique hadn't been invented yet
and is still illegal in 47 states but not georgia
could be
really
Oh jesus.
Huh.
This feels like the correct number.
Yeah bestiality is still illegal...
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What happened to Wharton?
Shot. Right in the dick.
What
Hand to God. We was cuttin' cross some ol' feller's field. Man popped up out of a hole like a goddamn prairie dog. Blew Wharton's cock clean off with his shotgun.
Jesus
Yep.
nahhhhhhh
Dunno, it's a bit high for my liking
NOT IN GEORGIA
He has a collapsible baton on his person at all times if I remember correctly
and now we don't give lil babs honey to avoid botulism
i kind of hope this is from something so i can go watch it/read it
but at the same time it's an amazing post and I kind of hope it's organic.
I had things to communicate with him.
haha craazy
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
It's organic
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Those damn filthy bees
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Yeah its where the gorge amphitheater is.
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