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[Phalla]Phallagnarok. Loki assaults the divine order.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I volunteer for day two.

    In my Phalla career, I havent been bandwagoned yet. I wanna change that >>

    I'd be careful, zanmatto. You're already high up on Visible's hit list :p

    He's actually the lowest on my hit list, since a) it wasn't really his fault, and b) it was only a mini-phalla.

    Unfortunately, neither Rygar nor Xevo are in this game, so he'll be my Day 1 target.

    Isn't #3 on a hit list fairly high up there, or is your list just really small?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I volunteer for day two.

    In my Phalla career, I havent been bandwagoned yet. I wanna change that >>

    I'd be careful, zanmatto. You're already high up on Visible's hit list :p

    He's actually the lowest on my hit list, since a) it wasn't really his fault, and b) it was only a mini-phalla.

    Unfortunately, neither Rygar nor Xevo are in this game, so he'll be my Day 1 target.

    Isn't #3 on a hit list fairly high up there?

    Not if it's #3 out of 3.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Valkun wrote: »
    Hrm, I think the last Phalla I took part in was Red Scare?

    Funny, I half assumed Ardor would be gunning for me right off the bat. ;-) Guess you got all the hate out of your system already?

    Nah, it's a game after all, I just wanted to vioce some disappointment on my end and be done with it.

    Most of our grudges here are from people killing you in the previous game or a previous game.

    For example, I thought it would be funny to attempt to drive the voting bandwagon on Precisionk one game. I had to grudge vote him the next game because he was able to bend the votes to his favor and throw me in jail.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Generally for me, I put the people I'm grudging at the top of my list, starting at number 2.

    The first slot is reserved for Drez, basically just for tradition now.

    And then I arbitrarily assign numbers for everyone else playing that phalla. That way I don't really need to think, so much as just start working my way down the list.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So where's FWD been these days? Just looking through the list and I'm not sure I've seen him around recently.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thorgot - I recall you using me to set up the network in the first game here, when you were good. And posing as a seer. And getting killed for it.

    And why the hell did no one inform me that D&D was doing a phalla. I've missed another lovecraft phalla damn it! Now I feel like really screwing someone over.

    The vigilante and guardian didn't tell me they trusted each other implicitly. It wasn't my fault!

    So it must have been your fault.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I should change my belarus game so that everyone is evil except for like 2 guys and the goal is to find/kill them.

    Wouldn't that just make the good guys the de facto bad guys?

    yes, but we will call them good.

    That was probably my favorite part of the Soviet Phalla, writing the narrations from the point of view that the bad guys (the capitalists) were actually the good guys.

    You should do it, it's fun.

    That's actually kind of the plan. But I don't want to reveal anything, especially since it is also Soviet themed.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I should change my belarus game so that everyone is evil except for like 2 guys and the goal is to find/kill them.

    Wouldn't that just make the good guys the de facto bad guys?

    yes, but we will call them good.

    That was probably my favorite part of the Soviet Phalla, writing the narrations from the point of view that the bad guys (the capitalists) were actually the good guys.

    You should do it, it's fun.

    That's actually kind of the plan. But I don't want to reveal anything, especially since it is also Soviet themed.

    Oh cool.

    I'll be sure to sit back and make judgement on how much yours sucks compared to mine.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MrBlarney, I was so pleased that you were rolled a supporter in Death Note and then eventually came into the role of X-Kira, it must have been fate.

    I think I gave him a taste for blood now though. D:

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blarney's spreadsheets will run red with blood.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zanmatto, perhaps one day, you will be me and get bandwagoned often and killed frequently.

    It is an art and right now you have to wait in line.

    I am training my new apprentice, pretentious, in getting killed frequently in day 1.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Zanmatto, perhaps one day, you will be me and get bandwagoned often and killed frequently.

    It is an art and right now you have to wait in line.

    I am training my new apprentice, pretentious, in getting killed frequently in day 1.

    Remind me to apprentice myself out to someone other than you...

    ...uh, oh great God-Emperor, sir...

    Rend on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Is zerinan still the master of the day 2 death?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    And on the third day, he rose again.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    And on the third day, he rose again.

    In fulfillment of the game mechanics.

    Rend on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    I plan on taking over the world and killing you all! My master plan is so brilliant because nobody wants to kill me due to my spreadsheets being too useful to everyone in the game. Therefore, you cannot kill me, but I will be killing you all! Muahahahaha.

    Thus, the true MrBlarney steps forward.

    Ardor on
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Zanmatto, perhaps one day, you will be me and get bandwagoned often and killed frequently.

    It is an art and right now you have to wait in line.

    I am training my new apprentice, pretentious, in getting killed frequently in day 1.

    Remind me to apprentice myself out to someone other than you...

    ...uh, oh great God-Emperor, sir...

    That is fine. In my school of Phalla teaching, you must learn how to deal with quick death give quick death. There is a reason why people kill me off early and thats because they can't handle the God-Emperor at the helms of fate.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's always something I never fully understood. Precisionk and many people like him make the games more fun to play, yet he seems to die unusually early like every other game.

    Why don't we just go after boring people like Frosteey for example?

    *Runs away*

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    I'm glad I was never your apprentice.

    I made my way through the ranks of the Church of God-Emperor and now have my cushy position in the legal wing as the God Emperor's Right Hand.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    That's always something I never fully understood. Precisionk and many people like him make the games more fun to play, yet he seems to die unusually early like every other game.

    Why don't we just go after boring people like THE ONES WHO SIGN UP AND BARELY POST for example?

    *Runs away*

    Fixed for truth.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    I offer fair and just executions for all who stand trial in the court of the God-Emperor.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    I'm glad I was never your apprentice.

    I made my way through the ranks of the Church of God-Emperor and now have my cushy position in the legal wing as the God Emperor's Right Hand.

    You can also be me accountant.


    God-Emperor hates to deal with numbers.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    One good thing about killing off the vocal players early on: it forces the quiet ones to become more active.

    Well, sometimes.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    One good thing about killing off the vocal players early on: it forces the quiet ones to become more active.

    Well, sometimes.

    We like to kill people like you.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Since I have Frosteey's permission, I'm going to start Belarus sometime next week. The exact time depending on how many people are dead.

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I would like to Sign Up if there is space available.

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    and I'll be running my 40k mini once Drez has finished his.
    Only 438 spots left guys!

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    and I'll be running my 40k mini once Drez has finished his.
    Only 438 spots left guys!

    40K Phalla?

    I know a thing for you and it is called love.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    MrBlarney, I was so pleased that you were rolled a supporter in Death Note and then eventually came into the role of X-Kira, it must have been fate.

    I think I gave him a taste for blood now though. D:
    Ardor wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    I plan on taking over the world and killing you all! My master plan is so brilliant because nobody wants to kill me due to my spreadsheets being too useful to everyone in the game. Therefore, you cannot kill me, but I will be killing you all! Muahahahaha.

    Thus, the true MrBlarney steps forward.

    You have no idea how correct you are. Heheh. Bwahahaha. :twisted:

    It'll pass, given time. Hopefully.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You know, I'm kind of hoping there will be a village idiot, and that if he fufills the day one condition, he gets quite powerful from the grave.

    That would kinda be a neat mechanic, if used properly.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I've been bandwagoned on many occasions

    But I think I've only died to it twice.

    I've been saved from it about 4 or 5 times by mechanics

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    I am probably going to kill Ardor Day 1, just to spite him.

    You know, we tried that Precisionk vs. Ardor thing in the greatwood phalla and I wasn't really a big fan of the results.

    I move we pit two other contestants against each other for the mob's amusement.

    I could be down with that.

    Perhaps we can each back on candidate in a duel to the death, ala thunderdome.

    So we'd need to go find someone for us to represent huh? Sounds fun.

    We should also make bets on how many bad guys and vigiantes kill us on day 1. We might win some money there.

    I believe I hold the Phalla record for the most kill orders placed on me, in that space phalla.

    I think it was what, like four on the first day?

    Phallawesome doesn't count, because that is not a normal phalla and was retarded.

    YOU'RE RETARDED

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Does Phallanoia count? Cuz I'm positive there were a lot of kill orders stacked in that game.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    zanmatto wrote: »
    I volunteer for day two.

    In my Phalla career, I havent been bandwagoned yet. I wanna change that >>

    You've only been in one phalla?

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Public !Zots just aren't the same though. The gold is in that the multi-kill is unintentional, like all three bad guys killing Pretentious night 1, etc.

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    zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Exactly Zot. Better start now.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    It's always about killing me isn't it.

    At least I admitted to my mistake.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    zanmatto wrote: »
    Exactly Zot. Better start now.

    God you're an idiot

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    zanmatto wrote: »
    Exactly Zot. Better start now.

    I outed myself as the seer day 1 and got myself bandwagoned out of the game.

    Rend on
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    Zot wrote: »
    zanmatto wrote: »
    Exactly Zot. Better start now.

    I outed myself as the seer day 1 and got myself bandwagoned out of the game.

    Low blow

    Gumpy on
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