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[Phalla]Phallagnarok. Loki assaults the divine order.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm second in calling baddies to TehSpectre

    and people always forget PhalLOST and Phalla Royale

    People always look at the bad things. That's the only blemish on my record

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah. Say it with MSPaint.

    Infidel on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    Zot wrote: »
    zanmatto wrote: »
    Exactly Zot. Better start now.

    I outed myself as the seer day 1 and got myself bandwagoned out of the game.

    I seem to remember you outting yourself as the seer to a baddie in the Monks on the Run Mini-phalla.

    You then seered some random person instead of the baddies

    Can you explain this to me?

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sorry? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the day 1 bandwagon.

    Rend on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    I'm second in calling baddies to TehSpectre

    and people always forget PhalLOST and Phalla Royale

    People always look at the bad things. That's the only blemish on my record

    You didn't save me in Phalla Royale, so no points for you there.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Zanmatto, perhaps one day, you will be me and get bandwagoned often and killed frequently.

    It is an art and right now you have to wait in line.

    I am training my new apprentice, pretentious, in getting killed frequently in day 1.
    What is thy bidding, my master?
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MSPaint.

    Infidel on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Pretentious, posting his avatar on there was completely superfluous. Bravo.

    Infidel on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Considering you weren't in my shoes and haven't experienced the same number of bandwagons as I have you can't judge me here.

    I had a 14 vote lead. Some elements of my reveal were bad but some were well thought out.

    Get over it.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    Pretentious, posting his avatar on there was completely superfluous. Bravo.
    I don't actually have the original version of the picture and I was too lazy to get it. I just pasted our faces over the old ones and changed the text to "Night 1 Death"

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did you just replace the emperors face with the emperors face in that picture?

    smooth.

    Gumpy on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    MSPaint.

    Yes, I feel the same way.

    Let's make a list of the people who keep doin' this and we'll kill 'em off systematically throughout the game.

    except this game won't ever start because people are dumb and think Thanksgiving is important

    Obbi on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    We're waiting to fill the player list.

    Rend on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Considering you weren't in my shoes and haven't experienced the same number of bandwagons as I have you can't judge me here.

    I had a 14 vote lead. Some elements of my reveal were bad but some were well thought out.

    Get over it.

    I always thought it was a smart plan, and it did net us Green.

    Gumpy on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    MSPaint.
    Let's make a list of the people who keep doin' this and we'll kill 'em off systematically throughout the game.
    Already done. Zot, Gorilla Salad and I always end up dying pretty early. It's because they fear our art, I'm sure.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    We're waiting to fill the player list.

    this is a perfect opportunity to post a redirecting thread in every forum so we can fill it.

    or get the phalla subforum we never wanted.

    Obbi on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Zot wrote: »
    Considering you weren't in my shoes and haven't experienced the same number of bandwagons as I have you can't judge me here.

    I had a 14 vote lead. Some elements of my reveal were bad but some were well thought out.

    Get over it.

    I always thought it was a smart plan, and it did net us Green.
    And Drez, and DevoutlyApathetic. And Zot would have survived, if the vigilante hadn't come down with a case of the stupid.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    MSPaint.
    Let's make a list of the people who keep doin' this and we'll kill 'em off systematically throughout the game.
    Already done. Zot, Gorilla Salad and I always end up dying pretty early. It's because they fear our art, I'm sure.

    oh yeah, that's nothing new with you guys. You keep bringin' it on yourselves

    that new zanmatto guy though, he's gonna have to get stomped.

    Obbi on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    It was an easy mistake to fix.

    The village was being stupid though.

    "Even if he is the seer we should kill him for being stupid! Yeah, that'll show him! Killing our seer is the best idea ever!"

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey guys, this would be the perfect role for cheez. I just thought this one up.

    You are... Einharjar!

    You are an Einharjar. You start out dead. Bummer. As a result you are very crafty and hard to read.

    However you may be ressurected by a valkyrie over the course of the game. If you die, you just come back the next day... again. Your win condition: Smash some mutha's with a hammer.

    Rend on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Obbi wrote: »
    Obbi wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    MSPaint.
    Let's make a list of the people who keep doin' this and we'll kill 'em off systematically throughout the game.
    Already done. Zot, Gorilla Salad and I always end up dying pretty early. It's because they fear our art, I'm sure.

    oh yeah, that's nothing new with you guys. You keep bringin' it on yourselves

    that new zanmatto guy though, he's gonna have to get stomped.

    Where would the thread be without Marx and myself?

    Seriously, when we die it's just like a post an hour.

    You guys are boring, we spice it up

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Obbi wrote: »
    Obbi wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    MSPaint.
    Let's make a list of the people who keep doin' this and we'll kill 'em off systematically throughout the game.
    Already done. Zot, Gorilla Salad and I always end up dying pretty early. It's because they fear our art, I'm sure.

    oh yeah, that's nothing new with you guys. You keep bringin' it on yourselves

    that new zanmatto guy though, he's gonna have to get stomped.

    Where would the thread be without Marx and myself?

    Seriously, when we die it's just like a post an hour.

    You guys are boring, we spice it up

    more like muck it up

    man you think people are pleased when they come back to the thread to see it's gained like 10 pages of MSPaint shit

    a lot of them aren't pleased

    Obbi on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    It was an easy mistake to fix.

    The village was being stupid though.

    "Even if he is the seer we should kill him for being stupid! Yeah, that'll show him! Killing our seer is the best idea ever!"

    We still won. So uuh... no loss?

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    perhaps it should not be a choice between 10 pages and 10 posts, eh? :p

    (lol, like i'm one to talk)

    Rend on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    It was an easy mistake to fix.

    The village was being stupid though.

    "Even if he is the seer we should kill him for being stupid! Yeah, that'll show him! Killing our seer is the best idea ever!"

    Except that there was a lot of risk in that too. As an evil, it would be too damn easy to say, "Hay guyz, I'm a seer, so you t0tally shouldn't kill me tonite!"

    There's no reason to believe you, and you can't say "Yesterday I seer'd _______." because it's still only day one. Keeping you around would have been a huge liability. Plus there's the fact that the evil faction(s) would know right away. Frankly I'm still shocked that the ancients didn't target you over Pretentious.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    Zot wrote: »
    It was an easy mistake to fix.

    The village was being stupid though.

    "Even if he is the seer we should kill him for being stupid! Yeah, that'll show him! Killing our seer is the best idea ever!"

    We still won. So uuh... no loss?

    Clearly the moral of the story is kill Zot day one regardless of anything.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Fine

    Next time I won't say anything and allow myself to die to the vote

    that was my original plan

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Frankly I'm still shocked that the ancients didn't target you over Pretentious.

    Everyone loves Marx, the ancients just did not know how to show this love.

    Seriously, all three of them. Some sort of super record you got there Pret.


    and why do people call you Marx anyway.

    Gumpy on
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    His name was marx, before it was dethkok.

    durax on
  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Marx loves to try the Cardboard Tube name-changing roulette wheel of death and destruction.

    telcus on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    durax wrote: »
    His name was marx, before it was dethkok.

    Wait what?

    Gumpy on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Gumpy wrote: »
    durax wrote: »
    His name was marx, before it was dethkok.

    Wait what?

    pretentious is the third name.

    dethkok is the second name.

    marx is the first name.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    dethkok. Please tell me Tube gave it to him.

    Gumpy on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I remember when DA had a streak going where he was always a vanillager.

    Broken that streak a little, haven't we, DA?
    Whose fault is that?

    I come into ODAM for a nice little Soviet game and find I'm a sympathizer. Then the evil just keep on coming and coming and coming....

    I find it funny how different my average roles have been between D&D games and ODAM games.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    Hey guys, this would be the perfect role for cheez. I just thought this one up.

    You are... Einharjar!

    You are an Einharjar. You start out dead. Bummer. As a result you are very crafty and hard to read.

    However you may be ressurected by a valkyrie over the course of the game. If you die, you just come back the next day... again. Your win condition: Smash some mutha's with a hammer.

    One of my favorite things to do is to go through this thread on mafiascum. Even though most of the roles are god-awful, some are actually pretty clever and fun.

    See, this one right here could actually be fun.
    Vig with a Persecution Complex: Every night, if anyone voted for you, you must kill one of the people who voted for you during the day. If no one voted for you during the day, you may not kill anyone at night.

    All I can think of when I read this one was precisionk. Alternatively, Baron of the Anarchs.
    You are Baron Munchausen, Townie Pathological Liar. You are a simple nobleman, with no particular talent - you have no night abilities.

    But you could do all sorts of amazing deeds, if only the cards you had been dealt were slightly different. If only... if only you were someone else, someone like Spartacus, then you could do anything!

    You may, at any point, roleclaim Spartacus and any combination of the following roles: cop, doctor, inventor, and recruiting mason. If you do, you gain those abilities from that point forth.

    If you claim cop, you may investigate one person each night, and you will receive either an innocent or a guilty result.

    If you claim doctor, you may protect one person each night other than yourself, and this will prevent a nightkill against that player (if the player is targetted by more than one nightkill, you only prevent one of them)

    If you claim inventor, you may invent one device each night and give it to a player of your choosing other than yourself. You can stipulate what the device is and what it does. However if I deem the device to be too powerful I will modify it so as to be a reasonable power level.

    If you claim recruiting mason, you may target one player each night, and from that point onwards you and your recruits will be able to talk at night. The player will be informed of joining your masonry in the morning, and will be allowed to talk with you from the following night.

    You will only gain the abilities you claim in the post where you first claim Spartacus. If you claim multiple abilities, you may use each of them evey night. If you claim further abilities in a later post, this does nothing.

    HOWEVER - if you suggest or confirm that the process of claiming Spartacus grants abilities, regardless of whether you have claimed Spartacus or not, you will be modkilled. If you later claim anything other than Spartacus, or suggest or confirm that you are not actually Spartacus, then you will be modkilled. I will be harsh on this, you have been warned. If you are not sure what you can or cannot say, then
    ask me via PM. Please note that I do not consider this cheating, and it may be used legitimately as a deliberate tactic if you wish.

    You win when all non-town players are dead and at least one town player is still alive.
    "Me too" - May only quote other posts.

    Anti-Roleblocker - You can roleblock, but it only works against roleblockers.

    Oh my god yes:
    Chinese Fire Inspector

    Once per game, you may post in the thread Chinese Fire Drill!. When you do this, all players will receive new role PMs. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

    Mod Notes:

    When a Chinese Fire Drill is declared, send everyone the same PM they received at the beginning of the game, except the Chinese Fire Inspector. Send him a Vanilla Townie PM. Especially if there are no vanilla townies in the game.

    thorgot on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh god, the chinese fire inspector would be the BEST ROLE EVER.

    Rend on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You are the Blind, Deaf, Mute, Comatose and Fully Paralyzed Terminal Cancer Victim. You win no matter what happens, but everyone will be really patronising about it.

    Rend on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gumpy wrote: »
    dethkok. Please tell me Tube gave it to him.
    It had umlauts, and I chose it.
    I actually lost the coin flip that gave me this name, but it's so awesome.

    And I blame Saburbia for everyone calling me Marx. That bastard. All part of his evil plan.

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, since we have a couple of spots left open, we should all sign up twice. Think of how awesome it will be if everyone has two roles! DA can be a double bad guy!

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !Sign up for a second role!

    Rend on
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