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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    "We totally should emulate the South!"
    "Oh no doubt, Trevor. Those cats got it all figured out."
    "Dammit, Chet, they're perfect! I feel stupid for not living there already!"
    "Tell me about it, brah"
    "I mean, not a single flaw."
    "No sir. None."
    "Well, obviously, the teenage pregnancy rate could be better, but whose couldn't?"
    "Yeah, and just because their educational system is broken and not producing capable student doesn't make them any less better than New York City."
    "And I don't even see the vast poverty and government dependence as a flaw, really! You gotta have vassals and sharecroppers, right?"
    "Oh god yes. Just like the kings of old."
    "Right! You get it, man."
    "Totally. The racial animosity and disparity is just the icing on the cake."
    "Here here!"

    --*ten years later*--

    "Chet, I've come to the realization I'm an just asshole who really likes biscuits and fried chicken."

    It tickles my fanny to think that Chet and Trevor think they're the nobles and not the servants.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    I have been at work for two hours and have yet to see another human being.

    Boss angrily standing at your desk, your hands over your eyes, "If I can't see you, you're not really here!"

    HA, nice try, but my boss is on PTO!

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    That is the case, I am uptalking to not sound combative :P

    huh; I stand corrected. This is good to know so I can now give this trivia to other clueless olds
    Arch wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    It was Dawkins. Probably the best contribution he's made to society, depending on your point of view

    I obviously(?) am a Dawkins fan. It was awesome when he came to gave a talk at Janelia Research Campus! My lab really enjoyed it.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feel so tired this morning and I have sinus pressure. Today is not going to be my finest moment.

    a decidedly low bar

    hey hey.....


    hey

    like a tortoise competing on the high jump

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Someone in work earlier said me-me and I still have a nosebleed from it.

    Have you heard someone say "May-may" yet?

    Exquisite pain.

    Hah no way that happens.

    That's just ludicrous.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    mispronouncing meme is itself a meme

    make u think

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    What if the nazi turns around and defends himself by kicking your ass tho

    But what if you hit him and candy falls out and it turns out he was just a Nazi pinata?

    Holy shit is a Nazi pinata in bad taste?

    Because like for real you get that hitting a Nazi feeling + candy and that just seems like a good time.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    That is the case, I am uptalking to not sound combative :P

    huh; I stand corrected. This is good to know so I can now give this trivia to other clueless olds
    Arch wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    It was Dawkins. Probably the best contribution he's made to society, depending on your point of view

    I obviously(?) am a Dawkins fan. It was awesome when he came to gave a talk at Janelia Research Campus! My lab really enjoyed it.

    It looks like I am wrong on the etymology (it's a shortening of a Greek word) but he does say it should be rhymed with "cream" and I swear I read that that was intentional somewhere.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    I have been at work for two hours and have yet to see another human being.

    The most seattle job ever.

    I usually wfh on Friday. I guess everyone else does, too.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I currently have the This Is Fine Doge comic hanging in my cube where everyone can see it.

    Everyone is laughing and saying "Hell yeah, that's my day right there!"

    Even the CEO.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    Designed to rhyme with "gene"

    Hurts you in the spleen.

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Aioua wrote: »
    mispronouncing meme is itself a meme

    make u think

    metamemetic

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Man I keep jumping into hots after each patch hoping that it will work... but no... still 14 fps. Wish they would fix the Maxwell issues already.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i don't think i know a lot of people who use the word "meme" in real life outside of people who've read dawkins

    so i don't hear a lot of mispronunciations

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    That is the case, I am uptalking to not sound combative :P

    huh; I stand corrected. This is good to know so I can now give this trivia to other clueless olds
    Arch wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    It was Dawkins. Probably the best contribution he's made to society, depending on your point of view

    I obviously(?) am a Dawkins fan. It was awesome when he came to gave a talk at Janelia Research Campus! My lab really enjoyed it.

    It looks like I am wrong on the etymology (it's a shortening of a Greek word) but he does say it should be rhymed with "cream" and I swear I read that that was intentional somewhere.

    Wait....Am I wrong???

    *Googles*

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    What if the nazi turns around and defends himself by kicking your ass tho

    But what if you hit him and candy falls out and it turns out he was just a Nazi pinata?

    Holy shit is a Nazi pinata in bad taste?

    Because like for real you get that hitting a Nazi feeling + candy and that just seems like a good time.

    we had a trump pinata at my election party



    we beat him with a table leg

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I got a few new plastic dragons and am going to have them wage war against some robots probably tonight

    @Evil Multifarious @desc

    My army will destroy your puny dragons

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    What if the nazi turns around and defends himself by kicking your ass tho

    But what if you hit him and candy falls out and it turns out he was just a Nazi pinata?

    Holy shit is a Nazi pinata in bad taste?

    Because like for real you get that hitting a Nazi feeling + candy and that just seems like a good time.

    we had a trump pinata at my election party



    we beat him with a table leg

    Shoulda got a voodoo doll.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    That is the case, I am uptalking to not sound combative :P

    huh; I stand corrected. This is good to know so I can now give this trivia to other clueless olds
    Arch wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    It was Dawkins. Probably the best contribution he's made to society, depending on your point of view

    I obviously(?) am a Dawkins fan. It was awesome when he came to gave a talk at Janelia Research Campus! My lab really enjoyed it.

    It looks like I am wrong on the etymology (it's a shortening of a Greek word) but he does say it should be rhymed with "cream" and I swear I read that that was intentional somewhere.

    Wait....Am I wrong???

    *Googles*

    With how I've heard cream pronounced that doesn't clarify it.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    oh good the promotion paperwork went through and i got a whole bonus paycheck basically

    fuckin' yesssssss

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    That is the case, I am uptalking to not sound combative :P

    huh; I stand corrected. This is good to know so I can now give this trivia to other clueless olds
    Arch wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    meme should be spelt meem

    but it's pronounced me-me so
    dear god don't pronounce it me-me

    mEEm, right?

    Rhymes with beam?

    however it would be pleasing if someone stubbornly and affectedly stuck to a french pronunciation (like même) since that's presumably the root of it

    I'm fairly sure the root is Dawkins analogizing ideas that spread to genes spreading, and designing a word that is explicitly supposed to sound like gene?

    oh wait really? I thought it was like, meme chose/same thing. Have never really looked it up

    wait no I am not going to go look this up but I'll trust someone to look it up and tell me

    It was Dawkins. Probably the best contribution he's made to society, depending on your point of view

    I obviously(?) am a Dawkins fan. It was awesome when he came to gave a talk at Janelia Research Campus! My lab really enjoyed it.

    It looks like I am wrong on the etymology (it's a shortening of a Greek word) but he does say it should be rhymed with "cream" and I swear I read that that was intentional somewhere.

    Wait....Am I wrong???

    *Googles*

    With how I've heard cream pronounced that doesn't clarify it.

    Wait... what?

    Who pronounces cream different?

    Cree-am? Crayme?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    oh good the promotion paperwork went through and i got a whole bonus paycheck basically

    fuckin' yesssssss

    Buy me more dragons

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    What if the nazi turns around and defends himself by kicking your ass tho

    But what if you hit him and candy falls out and it turns out he was just a Nazi pinata?

    Holy shit is a Nazi pinata in bad taste?

    Because like for real you get that hitting a Nazi feeling + candy and that just seems like a good time.

    we had a trump pinata at my election party



    we beat him with a table leg

    Shoulda got a voodoo doll.

    where would they have gotten a lock of his hair from, though?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oh god my dumb coworker had a fire at her condo (not hers but one nearby) but because she has literally nothing in her life its all she's talked about this morning.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    mispronouncing meme is itself a meme

    make u think

    *drops chalk*

    *is visibly shaken*

    919UOwT.png
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    To be fair to southern_stereotypes, New York City has among the most segregated school districts in America, and has stubbornly refused to integrate at every turn

    northern racism is just more polite

    override367 on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    the nerve of some people

    I mean if I want to narrate every boring detail of my dull ass life I'll come to chat

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    "We totally should emulate the South!"
    "Oh no doubt, Trevor. Those cats got it all figured out."
    "Dammit, Chet, they're perfect! I feel stupid for not living there already!"
    "Tell me about it, brah"
    "I mean, not a single flaw."
    "No sir. None."
    "Well, obviously, the teenage pregnancy rate could be better, but whose couldn't?"
    "Yeah, and just because their educational system is broken and not producing capable student doesn't make them any less better than New York City."
    "And I don't even see the vast poverty and government dependence as a flaw, really! You gotta have vassals and sharecroppers, right?"
    "Oh god yes. Just like the kings of old."
    "Right! You get it, man."
    "Totally. The racial animosity and disparity is just the icing on the cake."
    "Here here!"

    --*ten years later*--

    "Chet, I've come to the realization I'm an just asshole who really likes biscuits and fried chicken."

    It tickles my fanny to think that Chet and Trevor think they're the nobles and not the servants.

    Every poor conservative is just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh good the promotion paperwork went through and i got a whole bonus paycheck basically

    fuckin' yesssssss

    Donate it to me so I can fund something to keep my wine warm and also a weird sex dungeon

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    We are trapped here in Console Freeplay. We cannot get out. We hear the howling of PAX attendees. We have barred the gates, but they keep coming. Drums, drums, echoing in the dark...

    We cannot get out.

    They are coming...

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    To be fair to southern_stereotypes, New York City has among the most segregated school districts in America, and has stubbornly refused to integrate at every turn

    northern racism is just more polite

    As another poster said here, welcome to the Alt-North.

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Watching the latest season of Workaholics and I'm not finding this funny anymore.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I'm looking at stuff to do in Berlin next weekend. Basically everything on Tripadvisor is about Holocaust memorials which, eh, it's not that kind of holiday.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Bleric how is this funny

    Right now, memes are kind of post-dadaist humor, I don't really know how to explain it beyond that

    Fuck it is Dadaist isn't it... Shit

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    oh good the promotion paperwork went through and i got a whole bonus paycheck basically

    fuckin' yesssssss

    Buy me more dragons

    which dragons do you have right now btw

    sounds like you're trying Lylyth 1 today, right? She's pretty decent. Parasite is a fantastic spell.

    Apparently Legion players are gravitating toward Lylyth 2 (pincushion is amazing for a gunline) and 3 lately. Her battle engine version is weird, I'm not sure how she'd play.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    mispronouncing meme is itself a meme

    make u think

    U5r1GvT.jpg

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    urgh I hate math

    my book is pretty terse, despite being a thousand page behemoth (plus appendices)

    luckily, there's khan academy!


    telescoping series are witchcraft and I do not trust them at all

    Abdhyius on
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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    oh good the promotion paperwork went through and i got a whole bonus paycheck basically

    fuckin' yesssssss

    g e t p a i d

    narwhal wrote:
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    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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