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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    oECJWAMl.jpg

    *bites knuckle*

    simonwolf on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    dang that dude got some waterlogged ankles

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    oECJWAMl.jpg

    *bites knuckle*

    Are those from Yoshi's Epic Yarn?

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    you can be a lady with a full sleeve american flag tattoo in ghost recon wildlands

    cry about it liberals

    it is perfect almost beyond measure

    on the one hand they want to call all modern military shooters bland, brown-hued hoo-rah american jingoist war drum hammering. for the finer, more sophisticated nerd-liberal we have spec ops the line, the only acceptable shooter because it faces you with the mirror of your xenophobia, etc etc

    but on the other hand, strong, empowered, tattooed combat waifu who broke through the grass ceiling

    *belly chuckle*

    I'm sure this is like half joke but I don't really feel like this critique of liberal nerds is at all accurate

    No it's 100% me

    this sweet vindication..

    j/k games depicting women in the military gloss over the actual reality of military life for women and also we should abolish the military and also nation-states

    Well... not to be apologist... but it's not horrible everywhere...

    ...where it's horrible, it's pretty fucking horrible tho...

    I actually know very little of this subject, and I think that'd be a silly complaint anyway, because the alternative is robbing women of the ability to play women in certain games and that's gross.

    But I would not speak on this issue as though I am an expert.

    Oh I mean you're actually not wrong... you're just not right 100% of the time. 20 years ago you'd be be right 100% of the time.

    Progress?

    Right, I mean, I know it's pretty often super bad, I just wouldn't be able to lodge specific complaints beyond "sexual assault is not taken seriously"

    Its weird because sometimes it's different than that.

    I mean, I could regale you on how being a female soldier is probably one of the most complex life experiences some ever have (from their words, obviously), but I don't know if you'd be interested in hearing the innerworkings.

    If you are, I'd be happy to talk your ear off...

    Mmmmaybe some other time, I don't have any brainspace right now

    Work is hard

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    Back in ye old college dorms, a friend of mine (about 2-ish years behind the times) was slowly making his way, for the very first time, through FF7. He was around the end of disc 1 and had decided Cloud + Aeris + Tifa was his team forever and was levelling them all. I was trying to gently encourage him to diversify without spoiling anything--

    "You know, there are spots in the game where you're forced to use the rest of your party, you shouldn't focus on just a few characters, you shouldn't spend too much time on that weapon you can get others" etc. etc.

    he was having none of it

    until another friend walked past his dorm room, saw him playing a videogame, and with no warning or introduction blurted out

    "Oh man, Final Fantasy 7? I love that game! Sure sucks when Aeris dies though."

    It was surreal.

    (anyways video reminds me of that)

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    dang that dude got some waterlogged ankles

    Wooooow

    Here is ur M E A N G U R L badge

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I've woken up with a blocked nose and fever.

    Now taking bets on how close to my workday starting that these symptoms alleviate themselves.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    that looks comfy

    Nike Free shoes are amazing.

    They have this squishy, bendy sole that somehow doesn't fall apart any faster than any other sole. It's got slits so it expands when you walk. The shoe material is thin and stretchy and breathes like crazy.

    I f'ing LOVE them.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    I just took off a pair of dress shoes I've been wearing for about 17 hours and I swear I saw cartoon bad smell ghosts float out

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    The real solution is to buy an ethernet cable and a Steam Link instead.

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

    Not if that porn involved this dessert.

    Also I am totally playing off the fact that I didn't know what you meant at the time.

    Also, get it girl.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    How, in 2017, is flat Earth a thing?

    I mean HOW?

    Obviously no one has frisbeed it into the sun since we're all still alive.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    chu, you sure you want to be plinking pebbles in that glasshouse

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Could it be because her TV is some goofy unsupported resolution?

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    oECJWAMl.jpg

    *bites knuckle*

    Are those from Yoshi's Epic Yarn?

    These are mine, except I put white laces in them:

    j5wsdmyo5p41.jpg

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Could it be because her TV is some goofy unsupported resolution?

    Do you have GSYNC or FREESYNC on the card? Shouldn't cause issues but it could be something to poke at.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Time for another Nioh boss blind and first try

    Twitch.tv/onthelastcastle

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Why do Drez, P10, and Ked have the same avatar, and who is it?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    oECJWAMl.jpg

    *bites knuckle*

    Are those from Yoshi's Epic Yarn?

    These are mine, except I put white laces in them:

    j5wsdmyo5p41.jpg

    Those do not look yarny at all. How will you devour wool shy guys with those on.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I mean shit I could get someone buying flat earth as little back as 200 years ago. Easy.

    I can get someone today thinking Aliens built the pyramids of Egypt, why not?

    Like in a hundred years are people going to think that the show Dinosaurs was based on fact?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    oECJWAMl.jpg

    *bites knuckle*

    Are those from Yoshi's Epic Yarn?

    These are mine, except I put white laces in them:

    j5wsdmyo5p41.jpg

    Those do not look yarny at all. How will you devour wool shy guys with those on.

    I...

    ...uh...

    hmm...

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2017
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

    Not if that porn involved this dessert.

    Also I am totally playing off the fact that I didn't know what you meant at the time.

    Also, get it girl.

    Oh I am just trying to back-interpret whatever the hell "double-laid" means, because it's such a ridiculous phrase :P

    I didn't actually have meaning for it and am not interested in a threesome or anything, even though I'm like 80% sure I could have one if I wanted.

    Not... not really my thing, monogamy is working out great.

    Shivahn on
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so this is frustrating

    my wife bought a HDMI cable specifically to run it from her PC to her TV so she could play video games on her TV and chill that way, especially for when the new Mass Effect comes out

    do the whole Steam Big Picture thing

    aaaaaand every time she tries to run any game, it crashes

    she can't figure out why, and is getting super frustrated with the internet's dumb advice

    anyone got any thoughts on this

    crashes of what severity - hangs machine? blue screen? app crashes to desktop?

    I would suspect some video card and driver funkiness first - connect the normal monitor to the computer via HDMI and see what happens?

    When she runs a game, any game, that game crashes and throws an error message. The PC itself doesn't hardlock or nothin'.

    some samples of the error messages would be good

    totally different games ideally, not just the same engine

    is this a multi display setup - ie is the original monitor still connected

    check that the cable really is going to the GPU, not the integrated HDMI out (if there is one)

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    For tonight's special, I give you veal osso buco, in two posts*.

    *The two posts are to avoid making the mods angry at me. They are lovely people and I don't seek to anger them in sharing food photos.

    First, we have the searing of the shanks.


    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    chu, you sure you want to be plinking pebbles in that glasshouse

    i actually thought you were mean girling me when i said how comfortable they are and they make me feel unfat and then you post a pic of a guy whose ankle is spilling over

    also what happened when you used to hate your appearance, when did it get turned onto me!?

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

    Not if that porn involved this dessert.

    Also I am totally playing off the fact that I didn't know what you meant at the time.

    Also, get it girl.

    Oh I am just trying to back-interpret whatever the hell "double-laid" means, because it's such a ridiculous phrase :P

    I didn't actually have meaning for it and am not really interested in a threesome or anything, even though I'm like 80% sure I could have one if I wanted.

    Not... not really my thing, monogamy is working out great.

    Anyone with $500 USD should be 100% sure they could have a threesome.

    I mean shiv that's science.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Why do Drez, P10, and Ked have the same avatar, and who is it?

    oh so now all animes look alike, huh

    wow

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Could it be because her TV is some goofy unsupported resolution?

    It depends, typically it the TV and the computer will agree on that ahead of time. However, games might be overriding that setting internally.

    The easiest way to remedy this is to do a clean install of the OS and games.

    Also, I've noticed the AMD driver doesn't play nice with big picture mode, the nvidia ones will tend to override the in game settings if they're aware of the game and set it appropriately for the monitor's native resolution if possible. TVs are hard to interface with computers if they weren't set up from the beginning, causes all sorts of issues like this.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    check if the TV has a monitor mode in its settings - this can mitigate overscan or frame rate settings that a GPU might try to (badly) compensate for

    aRkpc.gif
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

    Not if that porn involved this dessert.

    Also I am totally playing off the fact that I didn't know what you meant at the time.

    Also, get it girl.

    Oh I am just trying to back-interpret whatever the hell "double-laid" means, because it's such a ridiculous phrase :P

    I didn't actually have meaning for it and am not really interested in a threesome or anything, even though I'm like 80% sure I could have one if I wanted.

    Not... not really my thing, monogamy is working out great.

    Anyone with $500 USD should be 100% sure they could have a threesome.

    I mean shiv that's science.

    I'm super cheap though

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I buy new sneakers every year.

    I get one pair of $70 New Balance trail runners because I will WEAR OUT a fucking pair of shoes in a year as much as I'm outside.

    For work I'll buy 2-3 pairs of Wal Mart $15 sneakers that will get me through a year before they fall apart.

    I've actually pushed the envelope on my NBs that I got last year and it's showing. There's a random hole burned into one of them.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    I'll try that one again, because apparently we have new options on this shit.

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    4bzxm2edsi4o.jpg

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    chu, you sure you want to be plinking pebbles in that glasshouse

    i actually thought you were mean girling me when i said how comfortable they are and they make me feel unfat and then you post a pic of a guy whose ankle is spilling over

    also what happened when you used to hate your appearance, when did it get turned onto me!?

    It turns out all I needed to get over my horrendous depression and self-deprecation was... the love of a good woman

    also therapy and/or SSRIs

    some combination thereof

    you saw me in that photo with Xavier Woods, I didn't look half bad

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The thought of having sex with a not-querry person is super gross though

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so this is frustrating

    my wife bought a HDMI cable specifically to run it from her PC to her TV so she could play video games on her TV and chill that way, especially for when the new Mass Effect comes out

    do the whole Steam Big Picture thing

    aaaaaand every time she tries to run any game, it crashes

    she can't figure out why, and is getting super frustrated with the internet's dumb advice

    anyone got any thoughts on this

    crashes of what severity - hangs machine? blue screen? app crashes to desktop?

    I would suspect some video card and driver funkiness first - connect the normal monitor to the computer via HDMI and see what happens?

    When she runs a game, any game, that game crashes and throws an error message. The PC itself doesn't hardlock or nothin'.

    some samples of the error messages would be good

    totally different games ideally, not just the same engine

    is this a multi display setup - ie is the original monitor still connected

    check that the cable really is going to the GPU, not the integrated HDMI out (if there is one)

    Okay, so, updated

    It's not longer crashing (since she's not running it in Big Picture mode anymore)

    Instead, it's just a black screen when she tries to run any game. If she switches the display back to the monitor (physically switching which one is plugged in) the game is running, it's just not displaying on her TV for reasons unknown.

    This happens with a variety of different games.

    Her TV's native resolution is 1360x768.

    She has updated her drivers.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    chu, you sure you want to be plinking pebbles in that glasshouse

    i actually thought you were mean girling me when i said how comfortable they are and they make me feel unfat and then you post a pic of a guy whose ankle is spilling over

    also what happened when you used to hate your appearance, when did it get turned onto me!?

    It turns out all I needed to get over my horrendous depression and self-deprecation was... the love of a good woman

    also therapy and/or SSRIs

    some combination thereof

    you saw me in that photo with Xavier Woods, I didn't look half bad

    Probably it was the love though

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

    Not if that porn involved this dessert.

    Also I am totally playing off the fact that I didn't know what you meant at the time.

    Also, get it girl.

    Oh I am just trying to back-interpret whatever the hell "double-laid" means, because it's such a ridiculous phrase :P

    I didn't actually have meaning for it and am not really interested in a threesome or anything, even though I'm like 80% sure I could have one if I wanted.

    Not... not really my thing, monogamy is working out great.

    Anyone with $500 USD should be 100% sure they could have a threesome.

    I mean shiv that's science.

    I'm super cheap though

    Sure, I'm just saying don't say 80%

    You have the power, you just wield it with respect.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    also I posted that picture because I dug that colour combo, I didn't even notice the dude's ankles since I am not a 19th century pervert

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