They didn't even put up a screen or anything for my vasectomy. I could have looked down and seen the doctor operating on my twig and berries. I chose not to.
I did this. The smoke had my attention... it was really dramatic. Also i could not stop laughing...
It was probably the most ridiculous situation I've ever been in
The doctor also wanted to take off a big mole that was down there. Now that created a lot of smoke.
totally sounds like the type of situation that begins with the words, "How much you wanna bet I can..."
The female nurse came over because she wanted a better look at the procedure.
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
A Florida man accused of trying to hack the Clinton Foundation in 2015 is expected to plead guilty on Thursday, months after he was sentenced in a related case to 42 years in prison over child pornography discovered on his computers during the probe.
oopsie!
Feels like if you're going to do something like hack a governmental organization, you should probably not give them more ammunition to fuck you over.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
edited February 2017
oh god the student worker just reheated a piece of fried chicken or something in the microwave
the current smell is what i would describe as
not sexy
edit: temp abandoning ship
A Florida man accused of trying to hack the Clinton Foundation in 2015 is expected to plead guilty on Thursday, months after he was sentenced in a related case to 42 years in prison over child pornography discovered on his computers during the probe.
oopsie!
Feels like if you're going to do something like hack a governmental organization, you should probably not give them more ammunition to fuck you over.
Shoulda been behind more proxies
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Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
edited February 2017
I woke up suddenly at 7:30am WHY
Then when my alarm went off at 10 I was like OH NO I'M LATE AAAA then WHY no I am getting up WITH my alarm, brain pls
I wish Pinecone was here so I didn't have to set an alarm. His body clock p much always wakes him by 9:30
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
hmm
someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest
wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc
I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.
*revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
oh god the student worker just reheated a piece of fried chicken or something in the microwave
the current smell is what i would describe as
not sexy
edit: temp abandoning ship
chicken smells okay while being microwaved
what you probably are smelling is fish
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest
wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc
I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.
*revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*
Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest
wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc
I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.
*revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*
Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.
Does OldShark have standing, tho
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Put your booty on the floor
Put your booty on the floor
Put your booty on the floor
put your booty on the. . .
someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest
wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc
I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.
*revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*
Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.
only thing worse than lame political bitching is a snitch
*revises opinion of Houn three notches down*
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
TAG TEAM BACK AGAIN CHECK YOUR TEREX AND LETS BEGIN
are YOU on the beer list?
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
War
huh
Good gawd yall
What is it good for
And then a jump to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
To the right to the right to the right to the right
and to the left to the left to the left to the left
To the windowwww!
To the walllll!
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Cash me outside girl has a horrible mother that will use her up like a bottle of cheap wine and wind up a meth head by 18.
I say that with remorse and sadness. Don't judge yourself by her horrible success
someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest
wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc
I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.
*revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*
Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.
Does OldShark have standing, tho
Yes, actually. It doesn't matter if you were the subject of a joke based on a protected category, only that the category is protected and you felt uncomfortable with it.
It's like you guys don't pay attention to the required harassment presentations at all.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
cash me outside is the worst meme i've seen in my long career
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Apparently the manager of the new group of people who is working on getting the approval to buy it is Lou DiBella
So it's going to stick around
The female nurse came over because she wanted a better look at the procedure.
Well, very few people are fluent in Knopfler.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
what more ruffles
Feels like if you're going to do something like hack a governmental organization, you should probably not give them more ammunition to fuck you over.
Come build rockets with me!
The only compensation I offer is that you will be building rockets with me!
I'm already packed. Are pets allowed?
the current smell is what i would describe as
not sexy
edit: temp abandoning ship
I
Nope.
Shoulda been behind more proxies
Then when my alarm went off at 10 I was like OH NO I'M LATE AAAA then WHY no I am getting up WITH my alarm, brain pls
I wish Pinecone was here so I didn't have to set an alarm. His body clock p much always wakes him by 9:30
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
I really want to know where this draft was going.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
hen I dropped it in a muddy puddle and ate it and then didn't poop for two days.
Fantastic.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g77WN6obk4
And put yo booty on the flo'
this order of operations is complicated
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
someone in the office runs a monthly comic contest
wherein he sends out a template and you can send an "entry" back which is you filling in the text and/or adding a caption, etc
I usually don't bother with entering but I will look at all the submissions and vote. This month the winner was a dumb comic making fun of millennials protesting.
*revises opinion of everyone on the distribution chain two notches down*
War
huh
Good gawd yall
What is it good for
chicken smells okay while being microwaved
what you probably are smelling is fish
Last I checked:
Absolutely!
Nothing!
~ Buckaroo Banzai
And then a jump to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Age is a protected category, and any comic making fun of people based on their age is workplace harassment.
To the right to the right to the right to the right
and to the left to the left to the left to the left
Does OldShark have standing, tho
Put your booty on the floor
Put your booty on the floor
put your booty on the. . .
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
only thing worse than lame political bitching is a snitch
*revises opinion of Houn three notches down*
To the windowwww!
To the walllll!
~ Buckaroo Banzai
I say that with remorse and sadness. Don't judge yourself by her horrible success
(I apologize in advance for the music, it is surprisingly jarring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi67l_weDlw&feature=youtu.be
Yes, actually. It doesn't matter if you were the subject of a joke based on a protected category, only that the category is protected and you felt uncomfortable with it.
It's like you guys don't pay attention to the required harassment presentations at all.