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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    come home and see a cat just chilling in my driveway

    start inching in, waiting for him to move

    he does not

    i have to get out of the car, walk up to him, like yo what the fuck cat i just wanna go inside

    and he just looks at me, saunters three feet to the left and goes back to chilling

    My cat has refused to get off my hood. And he's stubbornly stayed there for half a block before.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i guess you could say you'd plow that field

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Oh my gosh.

    Trace's typo broke my brain for a few minutes.

    I absolutely could not remember anything besides the J in RDJ because every time I tried Ronnie James Dio displaced all other options.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i guess you could say you'd plow that field

    heyooo

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also of course the best part of Tokyo drift is the two old Japanese guys watching the drift lessons

    Eddy and I in our senescence

    one of those old dudes is Tsuchiya Keiichi, aka the dude who is actually called 'the Drift King' in real life

    and some other dude


    guess which one you are

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I have to hope there's an EU for fast and the furious.

    At first I thought you meant a version in the European Union

    all 50cc engines running on petrol, off to save the queen mum's jewels

    I'd watch just for the variety of adorbs police sirens

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    She looks like she's in her 70s. And she stays that age. Like how old were peter's parents supposed to be?

    Well she's his aunt, not his grandmother. Tomei was 50 (51?) when it was filmed.

    Makes sense to me.

    Again the issue I have is May in the comics always looks super old compared to Peter and she's his aunt not his grand mother. Same with Uncle Ben.

    I mean if anything it was nice in Civil War that she was old enough to be his mother, unlike other roles where the actress to play the mom of an actor is only a few years older then the actor.

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    what you mean like this?
    I'd bang Sally Field.

    In her flying nun outfit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hua7m6wQuw
    ESPECIALLY in her flying nun outfit.
    https://youtu.be/rl_NpdAy3WY

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    hmmmm

    i have jorb offer doing what i used to do for 20% more pay than i make now

    but do i want to do this?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also of course the best part of Tokyo drift is the two old Japanese guys watching the drift lessons

    Eddy and I in our senescence

    one of those old dudes is Tsuchiya Keiichi, aka the dude who is actually called 'the Drift King' in real life

    and some other dude


    guess which one you are

    Well eddy is Asian so obviously I'm the good driver

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Sally Field was a terrible Aunt may.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I have to hope there's an EU for fast and the furious.

    At first I thought you meant a version in the European Union

    all 50cc engines running on petrol, off to save the queen mum's jewels

    I'd watch just for the variety of adorbs police sirens

    POLIZIA PULL OVER

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Oh my gosh.

    Trace's typo broke my brain for a few minutes.

    I absolutely could not remember anything besides the J in RDJ because every time I tried Ronnie James Dio displaced all other options.

    Do can you hear me,
    I am lost and all alone.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    You can do a younger aunt may without making her super duper hot.

    Marissa Tomei can't help being hot. And we wouldn't want her to.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sally Field was a terrible Aunt may.
    Yeah, she was so hot and bangable.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    it was sunny yesterday so i took Thanos out on the harness

    he just rolled around in the dirt and then started trying to eat grass

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I mean, these parents aren't wrong, this kid probably should go to jail. There's been a lot of delinquency and property destruction.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I watched the first FF, it was dumb, I don't think I have it in my me to waste more of my life investigating how the series pans out. I've seen the trailers.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sally Field was a terrible Aunt may.

    What does that have to do with banging her?

    Stay on topic, please.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also of course the best part of Tokyo drift is the two old Japanese guys watching the drift lessons

    Eddy and I in our senescence

    one of those old dudes is Tsuchiya Keiichi, aka the dude who is actually called 'the Drift King' in real life

    and some other dude


    guess which one you are

    Well eddy is Asian so obviously I'm the good driver

    this is a hate crime

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I watched the first FF, it was dumb, I don't think I have it in my me to waste more of my life investigating how the series pans out. I've seen the trailers.

    this is elki

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyTj4WnPE9M

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    god, I have given a lot of police rimjobs

    I'm missing context here, I imagine

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I watched the first FF, it was dumb, I don't think I have it in my me to waste more of my life investigating how the series pans out. I've seen the trailers.

    I mean they're all dumb so far. But in a fun, hilarious way.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I watched the first FF, it was dumb, I don't think I have it in my me to waste more of my life investigating how the series pans out. I've seen the trailers.

    Skip to Fast Five

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also of course the best part of Tokyo drift is the two old Japanese guys watching the drift lessons

    Eddy and I in our senescence

    one of those old dudes is Tsuchiya Keiichi, aka the dude who is actually called 'the Drift King' in real life

    and some other dude


    guess which one you are

    Well eddy is Asian so obviously I'm the good driver

    this is a hate crime
    It's more of a "disinterested dislike crime".

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    god, I have given a lot of police rimjobs

    I'm missing context here, I imagine

    sweet impressionable narwhal

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Julius wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    You can do a younger aunt may without making her super duper hot.

    Marissa Tomei can't help being hot. And we wouldn't want her to.

    She's won an Academy award before. And the category wasn't hotness. She's not an actress to complain about if the beef is Hollywood casting young hotties who have no acting chops.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2017
    And are you saying mothers can't be hot

    The AMCLU will hear of this

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I still don't understand what the problem with a younger hotter aunt may is supposed to be. It wasn't necessarily bad or good, just a change! I liked it, thought it was a fresher take on white haired granny May.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

    I do.

    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May, I'll stand by that opinion and I'm almost sure that it won't change anyone elses opinion but being treated like I'm specifically the weird one for this isn't going to make me change mine either.

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    My first exposure to the Fast and the Furious was hearIng the title 2 Fast 2 Furious somewhere, and I was immediately enamored with the name. I worked that scheme into so many, too many conversations. I convinced my friends we had to watch the first one in preparation, and then all watch the second one. Eventually the third one became available on Netflix or whatever, and they rented it.

    I was busy at the time, so one of them randomly tells me hey, we watched Tokyo Drift, it's sitting on the table if you want to borrow it. I stared at him kind of blankly, and said why would I do that.

    Don't you want to see it?

    Not if you guys already watched it.

    Aren't you a huge fan of these movies?

    Gosh no, they're awful. I just like saying 2 Fast 2 Furious.

    ...why are we watching these movies.
    We've watched all the rest since then in theaters.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2017
    Fallen London update:

    I have found my way to the secret heart of the labyrinthine London Zoo, and discovered the Bishop of Southwark there, who I suspect is meant to be played by Brian Blessed, heading a top secret project in the zoo's abandoned chapel:
    The Hound of Heaven

    Nobody worships at the chapel any more. The place is more like a general's headquarters than a church. A pale, trembling curate shows you into the Bishop's study.

    When you enter, the bishop puts down his heavy, serpent-embossed book and stands up. Up close, he's an imposing figure. Tall and slab-muscled, a thousand miles away from the Church's image of mildness and tea.

    'There you are! About d__ned time, too! Hell's army grows with each breath you draw! No time to waste. None at all. Right, you're here to help me with my beasts. I'm breeding hunting beasts. To hunt devils! They need to be strong, and vicious, and pious! You hear me? Inch has proved to be no bloody use, so it's up to you. Make me a beast. You will be handsomely rewarded, both in this life and the next.'

    'But first, we must wrestle!'

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I would see the problem if they cast a 20 or 30 something aunt may.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I would see the problem if they cast a 20 or 30 something aunt may.

    really it should have been Jennifer Lawrence

    same time she was doing that Joy movie

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

    I do.

    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May, I'll stand by that opinion and I'm almost sure that it won't change anyone elses opinion but being treated like I'm specifically the weird one for this isn't going to make me change mine either.

    I don't think you've explained your opinion very well and you seem to be alone with it. I still don't really see the problem.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I would see the problem if they cast a 20 or 30 something aunt may.

    really it should have been Jennifer Lawrence

    same time she was doing that Joy movie

    No see we said actress...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Just make it like that movie In Time, where Olivia Wilde was Justin Timberlake's mother

    except don't worry about any in-universe explanations for why people remain forever 25, just cast Olivia Wilde as Aunt May

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Kosh if he didn't wrestle you how would he know you were any better than inch

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    You can do a younger aunt may without making her super duper hot.

    Marissa Tomei can't help being hot. And we wouldn't want her to.

    She's won an Academy award before. And the category wasn't hotness. She's not an actress to complain about if the beef is Hollywood casting young hotties who have no acting chops.

    oh I agree.

    I'm just infatuated by her ever since I watched My Cousin Vinny which people recommended here.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I would see the problem if they cast a 20 or 30 something aunt may.

    really it should have been Jennifer Lawrence

    same time she was doing that Joy movie

    Nah, she was second best Mystique and there's only two in the race.

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