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  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hello consumer. Please enjoy the New McDonald's Uniform
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    We hope your nutrition is adequate

    Clicked through the gizmodo article about this to the actual mcdonald's press release and they show more photos of the rest of the clothing lineup. And it seems okay? Aside from the one apron pic being share everywhere the rest of the uniforms look fine and I would never even notice they changed.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    That lady's tie seems superfluous.

    Not that men's ties aren't.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hello consumer. Please enjoy the New McDonald's Uniform
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    We hope your nutrition is adequate

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    #pipe on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    bowen wrote: »
    That lady's tie seems superfluous.

    Not that men's ties aren't.

    Hey, ladies can choose to look like bloodthirsty 17th century Croat mercenaries just as well as guys can.

    Jedoc on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    No no no, this is all wrong

    Gray is for alpha children

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    With all that fresh meat they're butchering now, probably good to stay away from white.

    Uniforms are fine, my real first thought was how they will blend into the background now and not distract from the giant menu screens.

    MichaelLC on
  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Thats the death star cafeteria uniform

    Give me penne arrabiata or you shall die

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    7 bites per serving, my ass.

  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    7 bites, box only has 20 bites. Like frozen pizzas saying one serving is 1/5 slice.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    7 bites per serving, my ass.

    And they only put 20 in the container. Better buy 7 boxes so you're not left with uneven servings.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Are you saying that you don't spread your 20 oz soda across 2.5 discrete drinking sessions? I'm pretty sure those labels are federally enforceable, chum.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I. Fucking. Love. Pillsbury.

    Everything they make is awful for you. And so very delicious.

    I eat something made by them like once every 5 years.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    opening a can of pillsbury rolls is also really fun

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    opening a can of pillsbury rolls is also really fun

    if you're a fan of a heart attack, sure

  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Fuck you pizza nutrition information label how am I supposed to divide a pizza up by 5 with my eye I'm not doing geometry for this.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Fuck you pizza nutrition information label how am I supposed to divide a pizza up by 5 with my eye I'm not doing geometry for this.

    Why would I need to know much is in one serving of pizza when I'm absolutely eating the entire thing

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Fuck you pizza nutrition information label how am I supposed to divide a pizza up by 5 with my eye I'm not doing geometry for this.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    why

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    why

    you know what I bet actually happened
    they only had the one pizza for the photo shoot, and fucked up the cut, and then gave up

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.

    i guarantee you I did not
    primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    This might be an issue with me growing up on American stuff and not being able to tell when things are sugary. I've heard that our bread here is "sweet" and I have never noticed that. Though I tend to eat whole-grain bread when I can. White bread might taste weird to me now.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    tynic wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.

    i guarantee you I did not
    primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis

    That's...unimportant if true.

    I'm talking about cocktail weenies!

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    Jedoc on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2017
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    This might be an issue with me growing up on American stuff and not being able to tell when things are sugary. I've heard that our bread here is "sweet" and I have never noticed that. Though I tend to eat whole-grain bread when I can. White bread might taste weird to me now.

    oh shit yeah american supermarket bread is hella sweet
    But you can now get decent stuff at good supermarkets. If it's not square white stuff, most of what I've had at Trader Joes or even StarMarket is fine. Plus Tatte just opened up near Harvard Square so I am SO STOKED FOR GOOD BREAD duder!

    tynic on
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.

    i guarantee you I did not
    primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis

    they're tiny hotdogs

    only tougher

    and occasionally you'll find one with a hard unidentifiable pebble in it

    but maaaaaan, wrap em up in a tiny croissant and dip them in some reconstituted coleman's dry mustard, and you're good to go

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    pigs in a blanket are among my favorite foods

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.

    i guarantee you I did not
    primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis

    they're tiny hotdogs

    only tougher

    and occasionally you'll find one with a hard unidentifiable pebble in it

    but maaaaaan, wrap em up in a tiny croissant and dip them in some reconstituted coleman's dry mustard, and you're good to go

    prolly a knuckle

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Psh. Like they'd waste a pork knuckle when it's not even Thanksgiving.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    rat vertebra

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    rat vertebra

    Otherwise known as the texture component.

  • m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    opening a can of pillsbury rolls is also really fun

    if you're a fan of a heart attack, sure

    My wife makes the cutest squeak of surprise when that can pops open, even when she's the one opening it.

  • worksintheoryworksintheory Registered User regular
    rat vertebra

    now with vitamin R

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    i ate something once and swore off them forever
    was awful

    I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.

    Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.

    pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
    sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things

    This might be an issue with me growing up on American stuff and not being able to tell when things are sugary. I've heard that our bread here is "sweet" and I have never noticed that. Though I tend to eat whole-grain bread when I can. White bread might taste weird to me now.

    oh shit yeah american supermarket bread is hella sweet
    But you can now get decent stuff at good supermarkets. If it's not square white stuff, most of what I've had at Trader Joes or even StarMarket is fine. Plus Tatte just opened up near Harvard Square so I am SO STOKED FOR GOOD BREAD duder!

    Yeah if you're talking like WonderBread, it for sure is sweet.

    Pillsburry stuff is pretty sweet though, especially their rolls.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It looks comfy. I don't get the complaints.

    It's all nylon. If you're working in kitchen, you sweat like a motherfucker.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Fuck you pizza nutrition information label how am I supposed to divide a pizza up by 5 with my eye I'm not doing geometry for this.

    nIG7rde.jpg

    And you lot get upset about pineapple on pizza when there are actual crimes against humanity like this happening...

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    How pissed would you be to be the person who gets left the tiny paper football sized piece?

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