Hello consumer. Please enjoy the New McDonald's Uniform
We hope your nutrition is adequate
Clicked through the gizmodo article about this to the actual mcdonald's press release and they show more photos of the rest of the clothing lineup. And it seems okay? Aside from the one apron pic being share everywhere the rest of the uniforms look fine and I would never even notice they changed.
And they only put 20 in the container. Better buy 7 boxes so you're not left with uneven servings.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Are you saying that you don't spread your 20 oz soda across 2.5 discrete drinking sessions? I'm pretty sure those labels are federally enforceable, chum.
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
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i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.
i guarantee you I did not
primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
This might be an issue with me growing up on American stuff and not being able to tell when things are sugary. I've heard that our bread here is "sweet" and I have never noticed that. Though I tend to eat whole-grain bread when I can. White bread might taste weird to me now.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.
i guarantee you I did not
primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
This might be an issue with me growing up on American stuff and not being able to tell when things are sugary. I've heard that our bread here is "sweet" and I have never noticed that. Though I tend to eat whole-grain bread when I can. White bread might taste weird to me now.
oh shit yeah american supermarket bread is hella sweet
But you can now get decent stuff at good supermarkets. If it's not square white stuff, most of what I've had at Trader Joes or even StarMarket is fine. Plus Tatte just opened up near Harvard Square so I am SO STOKED FOR GOOD BREAD duder!
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.
i guarantee you I did not
primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis
they're tiny hotdogs
only tougher
and occasionally you'll find one with a hard unidentifiable pebble in it
but maaaaaan, wrap em up in a tiny croissant and dip them in some reconstituted coleman's dry mustard, and you're good to go
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.
i guarantee you I did not
primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis
they're tiny hotdogs
only tougher
and occasionally you'll find one with a hard unidentifiable pebble in it
but maaaaaan, wrap em up in a tiny croissant and dip them in some reconstituted coleman's dry mustard, and you're good to go
i ate something once and swore off them forever
was awful
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
This might be an issue with me growing up on American stuff and not being able to tell when things are sugary. I've heard that our bread here is "sweet" and I have never noticed that. Though I tend to eat whole-grain bread when I can. White bread might taste weird to me now.
oh shit yeah american supermarket bread is hella sweet
But you can now get decent stuff at good supermarkets. If it's not square white stuff, most of what I've had at Trader Joes or even StarMarket is fine. Plus Tatte just opened up near Harvard Square so I am SO STOKED FOR GOOD BREAD duder!
Yeah if you're talking like WonderBread, it for sure is sweet.
Pillsburry stuff is pretty sweet though, especially their rolls.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
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Clicked through the gizmodo article about this to the actual mcdonald's press release and they show more photos of the rest of the clothing lineup. And it seems okay? Aside from the one apron pic being share everywhere the rest of the uniforms look fine and I would never even notice they changed.
Not that men's ties aren't.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Hey, ladies can choose to look like bloodthirsty 17th century Croat mercenaries just as well as guys can.
Gray is for alpha children
Uniforms are fine, my real first thought was how they will blend into the background now and not distract from the giant menu screens.
Give me penne arrabiata or you shall die
And they only put 20 in the container. Better buy 7 boxes so you're not left with uneven servings.
Everything they make is awful for you. And so very delicious.
I eat something made by them like once every 5 years.
was awful
if you're a fan of a heart attack, sure
I can remember having their cinnamon rolls when I was like...13? I remember liking them.
Other things I can remember more recently were just mini croissants (GOD YES) and their biscuits, which are basically croissants in a different shape. That's all I can honestly remember eating from them, but I would be willing to try other things since those turned out tasty to me.
Why would I need to know much is in one serving of pizza when I'm absolutely eating the entire thing
pretty sure it was their croissants I tried
sugary, vegetable-oil-y, sad things
Did you try wrapping them around lil' smokies? If not, I have pinpointed your problem.
you know what I bet actually happened
they only had the one pizza for the photo shoot, and fucked up the cut, and then gave up
i guarantee you I did not
primarily because I have no idea what a lil' smoky is and right now I'm assuming it's your nickname for your penis
This might be an issue with me growing up on American stuff and not being able to tell when things are sugary. I've heard that our bread here is "sweet" and I have never noticed that. Though I tend to eat whole-grain bread when I can. White bread might taste weird to me now.
That's...unimportant if true.
I'm talking about cocktail weenies!
oh shit yeah american supermarket bread is hella sweet
But you can now get decent stuff at good supermarkets. If it's not square white stuff, most of what I've had at Trader Joes or even StarMarket is fine. Plus Tatte just opened up near Harvard Square so I am SO STOKED FOR GOOD BREAD duder!
they're tiny hotdogs
only tougher
and occasionally you'll find one with a hard unidentifiable pebble in it
but maaaaaan, wrap em up in a tiny croissant and dip them in some reconstituted coleman's dry mustard, and you're good to go
prolly a knuckle
Otherwise known as the texture component.
My wife makes the cutest squeak of surprise when that can pops open, even when she's the one opening it.
now with vitamin R
Yeah if you're talking like WonderBread, it for sure is sweet.
Pillsburry stuff is pretty sweet though, especially their rolls.
It's all nylon. If you're working in kitchen, you sweat like a motherfucker.
And you lot get upset about pineapple on pizza when there are actual crimes against humanity like this happening...