I may be from Colorado but my mom is from Arkansas and I learned Southern cooking from her.
My fried chicken game is on point.
(Secret is it takes a long time to cook properly, people way over heat their oil)
If you heat your oil and it starts smoking, start over.
The biggest thing is folks get the oil too hot and the outside of the chicken gets browned well before the inside cooks, especially with bones in which you should do if you can.
So they cook the outside too long and the inside too short.
More of a medium heat that fries but allows it too cook all the way through is what is important.
I mean basic fried chicken is just milk, eggs, salt, pepper, and flour. Proportions are important here and I recommend butter milk and never use less than whole milk.
Who the fuck cooks with non-whole milk though?
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I must assume yall have not had good biscuits, but I am also reluctant to tell people they really like something when they don't, so
idk they are just bread pucks, it seems like if you like buttery pastry there's nothing not to like
I mean the position being put forth is that biscuits are merely okay and the ceiling stops short of greatness, right? No one hates biscuits per se.
I've had loaves of handmade Rosemary bread that just wonderful in the textures of softness of bread and satisfying chewy crust and the flavors are wonderful plain or with butter etc
A biscuit is a hockey puck that goes with other food but what makes a stunningly great biscuit?
Look I've had focaccia made fresh, in a quaint seaside village in Italy with fresh local olives and wine, pretty much top tier of bread experiences.
I believe in the southern US I could find a parallel experience with biscuits and sausage gravy.
I must assume yall have not had good biscuits, but I am also reluctant to tell people they really like something when they don't, so
idk they are just bread pucks, it seems like if you like buttery pastry there's nothing not to like
I mean the position being put forth is that biscuits are merely okay and the ceiling stops short of greatness, right? No one hates biscuits per se.
I've had loaves of handmade Rosemary bread that just wonderful in the textures of softness of bread and satisfying chewy crust and the flavors are wonderful plain or with butter etc
A biscuit is a hockey puck that goes with other food but what makes a stunningly great biscuit?
I must assume yall have not had good biscuits, but I am also reluctant to tell people they really like something when they don't, so
idk they are just bread pucks, it seems like if you like buttery pastry there's nothing not to like
I mean the position being put forth is that biscuits are merely okay and the ceiling stops short of greatness, right? No one hates biscuits per se.
I've had loaves of handmade Rosemary bread that just wonderful in the textures of softness of bread and satisfying chewy crust and the flavors are wonderful plain or with butter etc
A biscuit is a hockey puck that goes with other food but what makes a stunningly great biscuit?
Look I've had focaccia made fresh, in a quaint seaside village in Italy with fresh local olives and wine, pretty much top tier of bread experiences.
I believe in the southern US I could find a parallel experience with biscuits and sausage gravy.
You could, but you'd be in the southern US, which is kind of what's driving my frustration here, since i can't help but think that's part of the disconnect
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
Wait wait biscuits should have fkin pastry dough in them?!
The way you mix the butter in laminates the dough in a manner similar to pastry dough
I think a lot of the biscuits I've had are drop biscuits. Which are terrible and have no laminated dough and whoever invented them should be ashamed.
there are such things as good drop biscuits but
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
People talking about biscuits like this is funny
every hole in the wall gas station and everything sells good biscuits here
hell our baseball team is called the biscuits and we shoot the fucking things out of an air cannon
we are literally drowning in biscuits
pls help
Bless your heart.
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Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
Wait wait biscuits should have fkin pastry dough in them?!
The way you mix the butter in laminates the dough in a manner similar to pastry dough
I think a lot of the biscuits I've had are drop biscuits. Which are terrible and whoever invented them should be ashamed.
You still laminate the dough in drop biscuits, they're the only kind I make
You've probably mostly had rolled biscuits, those are the kinds you get in restaurants and most mid-east and northern recipes. Were they smooth-topped and cylindrical, or spiky and malformed?
Perhaps you are correcr but I would be surprised. Both are good, but rolled are much more breadlike.
People talking about biscuits like this is funny
every hole in the wall gas station and everything sells good biscuits here
hell our baseball team is called the biscuits and we shoot the fucking things out of an air cannon
we are literally drowning in biscuits
pls help
what the fuck possesses a 23 year old kid with their entire life in front of them to blow up a bomb in a crowd of children
i will never understand this kind of evil
Isolation, disconnect from the majority of society, the search for purpose, discrimination and marginalization due to minority status, poverty, lack of attainable future, structural racism, need for a sense of belonging with an in group, looking for empowerment, resentment of the majority, and such are like the short list.
These are all things that can be exploited and turn people against each other. I am trying not to be insulting so please don't take it that way. The privilege of being the majority in a country with all the rights is really what probably makes the disconnect for you much greater. If someone comes to you and says, "You can be more than you are now just do this" the draw is a lot less since you are towards the top of the socioeconomic pile compared to a lot of these folks.
People talking about biscuits like this is funny
every hole in the wall gas station and everything sells good biscuits here
hell our baseball team is called the biscuits and we shoot the fucking things out of an air cannon
we are literally drowning in biscuits
pls help
I'll help, but only if you accept my ow friend req you fiend.
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I must assume yall have not had good biscuits, but I am also reluctant to tell people they really like something when they don't, so
idk they are just bread pucks, it seems like if you like buttery pastry there's nothing not to like
I mean the position being put forth is that biscuits are merely okay and the ceiling stops short of greatness, right? No one hates biscuits per se.
I've had loaves of handmade Rosemary bread that just wonderful in the textures of softness of bread and satisfying chewy crust and the flavors are wonderful plain or with butter etc
A biscuit is a hockey puck that goes with other food but what makes a stunningly great biscuit?
Look I've had focaccia made fresh, in a quaint seaside village in Italy with fresh local olives and wine, pretty much top tier of bread experiences.
I believe in the southern US I could find a parallel experience with biscuits and sausage gravy.
You could, but you'd be in the southern US, which is kind of what's driving my frustration here, since i can't help but think that's part of the disconnect
Another part of the disconnect is that it's hard to trust southerners. They're fiercely proud of their food traditions and claim you cannot have possibly had good X outside the south. But this is of course nonsense, all these thingns are available most places if you know where to look. And while some are actually good, others are not. Sweet tea is terrible, for example. The more traditional the worse it is.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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I must assume yall have not had good biscuits, but I am also reluctant to tell people they really like something when they don't, so
idk they are just bread pucks, it seems like if you like buttery pastry there's nothing not to like
I mean the position being put forth is that biscuits are merely okay and the ceiling stops short of greatness, right? No one hates biscuits per se.
I've had loaves of handmade Rosemary bread that just wonderful in the textures of softness of bread and satisfying chewy crust and the flavors are wonderful plain or with butter etc
A biscuit is a hockey puck that goes with other food but what makes a stunningly great biscuit?
Look I've had focaccia made fresh, in a quaint seaside village in Italy with fresh local olives and wine, pretty much top tier of bread experiences.
I believe in the southern US I could find a parallel experience with biscuits and sausage gravy.
You could, but you'd be in the southern US, which is kind of what's driving my frustration here, since i can't help but think that's part of the disconnect
i would be willing to bet there's a shit diner somewhere in Burtucky that makes biscuits and gravy as well as any place in the south
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a lot of super malformed style drop biscuits are nasty as shit because they get super dry since the density or thickness or whatever isnt uniform
Bless your heart.
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
how does white gravy differ from Bechamel, the mother sauce?
Execution only, mostly. No butter (none for finishing, anyways - you'd make your roux with it if you have no bacon or sausage fat), no boiled milk, the flour is basically added to the fat, cooked only a moment, and the milk added directly to the roux.
Its a one pan operation, looser than bechamel
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what the fuck possesses a 23 year old kid with their entire life in front of them to blow up a bomb in a crowd of children
i will never understand this kind of evil
Same thing that will get a kid to give up their freedom and go half way around the world to shoot/be shot at by people they otherwise would have never even seen. Same thing that will get a kid to run a backpack full of heroin across town for what works out to less then minimum wage.
Young people seek purpose and belonging very strongly. Older people either prey on that or seek to mold them, depending on your point of view.
People who feel they are outside of society reject it.
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I must assume yall have not had good biscuits, but I am also reluctant to tell people they really like something when they don't, so
idk they are just bread pucks, it seems like if you like buttery pastry there's nothing not to like
I mean the position being put forth is that biscuits are merely okay and the ceiling stops short of greatness, right? No one hates biscuits per se.
I've had loaves of handmade Rosemary bread that just wonderful in the textures of softness of bread and satisfying chewy crust and the flavors are wonderful plain or with butter etc
A biscuit is a hockey puck that goes with other food but what makes a stunningly great biscuit?
Look I've had focaccia made fresh, in a quaint seaside village in Italy with fresh local olives and wine, pretty much top tier of bread experiences.
I believe in the southern US I could find a parallel experience with biscuits and sausage gravy.
You could, but you'd be in the southern US, which is kind of what's driving my frustration here, since i can't help but think that's part of the disconnect
Another part of the disconnect is that it's hard to trust southerners. They're fiercely proud of their food traditions and claim you cannot have possibly had good X outside the south. But this is of course nonsense, all these thingns are available most places if you know where to look. And while some are actually good, others are not. Sweet tea is terrible, for example. The more traditional the worse it is.
Judging by some of the "southern" food I've had outside of the south, midwest, and rural America... yeah, they aren't completely wrong.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
People talking about biscuits like this is funny
every hole in the wall gas station and everything sells good biscuits here
hell our baseball team is called the biscuits and we shoot the fucking things out of an air cannon
we are literally drowning in biscuits
pls help
I'll help, but only if you accept my ow friend req you fiend.
i opened battle.net last night and did right before i went to bed.
if that wasnt you i dont know who the fuck it was.
Bless your heart.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
People talking about biscuits like this is funny
every hole in the wall gas station and everything sells good biscuits here
hell our baseball team is called the biscuits and we shoot the fucking things out of an air cannon
we are literally drowning in biscuits
pls help
I'll help, but only if you accept my ow friend req you fiend.
i opened battle.net last night and did right before i went to bed.
if that wasnt you i dont know who the fuck it was.
I'm so lost and sad qq
It was Rock#something. I never remember my number.
Wait wait biscuits should have fkin pastry dough in them?!
The way you mix the butter in laminates the dough in a manner similar to pastry dough
I think a lot of the biscuits I've had are drop biscuits. Which are terrible and whoever invented them should be ashamed.
You still laminate the dough in drop biscuits, they're the only kind I make
You've probably mostly had rolled biscuits, those are the kinds you get in restaurants and most mid-east and northern recipes. Were they smooth-topped and cylindrical, or spiky and malformed?
Perhaps you are correcr but I would be surprised. Both are good, but rolled are much more breadlike.
Spiky and malformed and almost always undercooked inside.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
what the fuck possesses a 23 year old kid with their entire life in front of them to blow up a bomb in a crowd of children
i will never understand this kind of evil
Isolation, disconnect from the majority of society, the search for purpose, discrimination and marginalization due to minority status, poverty, lack of attainable future, structural racism, need for a sense of belonging with an in group, looking for empowerment, resentment of the majority, and such are like the short list.
These are all things that can be exploited and turn people against each other. I am trying not to be insulting so please don't take it that way. The privilege of being the majority in a country with all the rights is really what probably makes the disconnect for you much greater. If someone comes to you and says, "You can be more than you are now just do this" the draw is a lot less since you are towards the top of the socioeconomic pile compared to a lot of these folks.
No, I get all of that. I am a firm believer that the root of conflict is economics.
If I am a young impressionable male with no education, no job, no purpose, no real future, I can see how someone saying "here is a cause, if you die for it you will live in heaven for eternity and will be remembered as a martyr.
I am just commenting on the nature of evil, and the mental leap it takes to go from reading Islamic terrorist websites to actually building a bomb, strapping it to yourself, and setting it off in a crowd of children.
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what did it gross 2-3 billion?
The biggest thing is folks get the oil too hot and the outside of the chicken gets browned well before the inside cooks, especially with bones in which you should do if you can.
So they cook the outside too long and the inside too short.
More of a medium heat that fries but allows it too cook all the way through is what is important.
I mean basic fried chicken is just milk, eggs, salt, pepper, and flour. Proportions are important here and I recommend butter milk and never use less than whole milk.
Who the fuck cooks with non-whole milk though?
It's not a pan gravy
Its a bechamel
you now have a bachelors in business
The way you mix the butter in laminates the dough in a manner similar to pastry dough
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
i will never understand this kind of evil
LAMINATES
fucking thank you
Look I've had focaccia made fresh, in a quaint seaside village in Italy with fresh local olives and wine, pretty much top tier of bread experiences.
I believe in the southern US I could find a parallel experience with biscuits and sausage gravy.
I think a lot of the biscuits I've had are drop biscuits. Which are terrible and have no laminated dough and whoever invented them should be ashamed.
This looks pretty tasty hmm
I haven't baked in some time
That game surely must be the most profitable non MMO game of all time yeah? Still selling well enough to stay full price 2 years after release.
You could, but you'd be in the southern US, which is kind of what's driving my frustration here, since i can't help but think that's part of the disconnect
I love their gravy. Carlin County is the light. And drinking a momosa is also a fine way to start a day.
there are such things as good drop biscuits but
like finding the perfect cherry blossom
every hole in the wall gas station and everything sells good biscuits here
hell our baseball team is called the biscuits and we shoot the fucking things out of an air cannon
we are literally drowning in biscuits
pls help
You still laminate the dough in drop biscuits, they're the only kind I make
You've probably mostly had rolled biscuits, those are the kinds you get in restaurants and most mid-east and northern recipes. Were they smooth-topped and cylindrical, or spiky and malformed?
Perhaps you are correcr but I would be surprised. Both are good, but rolled are much more breadlike.
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
but i also finally have enough counter space to make bread and breadlike products again
truly man is meant to suffer
people like you deliberately choose not to understand that pained and enraged spectrum of humanity
You see their actions and think those actions stand alone and not in the context of years of thoughts and events and and emotions and idea
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
hang on i have this rescue boat made of biscuits
Isolation, disconnect from the majority of society, the search for purpose, discrimination and marginalization due to minority status, poverty, lack of attainable future, structural racism, need for a sense of belonging with an in group, looking for empowerment, resentment of the majority, and such are like the short list.
These are all things that can be exploited and turn people against each other. I am trying not to be insulting so please don't take it that way. The privilege of being the majority in a country with all the rights is really what probably makes the disconnect for you much greater. If someone comes to you and says, "You can be more than you are now just do this" the draw is a lot less since you are towards the top of the socioeconomic pile compared to a lot of these folks.
I'll help, but only if you accept my ow friend req you fiend.
Another part of the disconnect is that it's hard to trust southerners. They're fiercely proud of their food traditions and claim you cannot have possibly had good X outside the south. But this is of course nonsense, all these thingns are available most places if you know where to look. And while some are actually good, others are not. Sweet tea is terrible, for example. The more traditional the worse it is.
i would be willing to bet there's a shit diner somewhere in Burtucky that makes biscuits and gravy as well as any place in the south
Execution only, mostly. No butter (none for finishing, anyways - you'd make your roux with it if you have no bacon or sausage fat), no boiled milk, the flour is basically added to the fat, cooked only a moment, and the milk added directly to the roux.
Its a one pan operation, looser than bechamel
Same thing that will get a kid to give up their freedom and go half way around the world to shoot/be shot at by people they otherwise would have never even seen. Same thing that will get a kid to run a backpack full of heroin across town for what works out to less then minimum wage.
Young people seek purpose and belonging very strongly. Older people either prey on that or seek to mold them, depending on your point of view.
People who feel they are outside of society reject it.
Come Overwatch with meeeee
Judging by some of the "southern" food I've had outside of the south, midwest, and rural America... yeah, they aren't completely wrong.
i opened battle.net last night and did right before i went to bed.
if that wasnt you i dont know who the fuck it was.
cracked black pepper basically
I'm so lost and sad qq
It was Rock#something. I never remember my number.
Bab 1, great job this quarter. But I want to see you taking a more aggressive position re: leadership.
Bab 2, you're learning the ropes. Good growth this quarter. I want you to work closely with #1 on our sales goals next quarter.
i love black pepper.
just never stop putting it on gravy or grits or eggs
allt he black pepper
Spiky and malformed and almost always undercooked inside.
No, I get all of that. I am a firm believer that the root of conflict is economics.
If I am a young impressionable male with no education, no job, no purpose, no real future, I can see how someone saying "here is a cause, if you die for it you will live in heaven for eternity and will be remembered as a martyr.
I am just commenting on the nature of evil, and the mental leap it takes to go from reading Islamic terrorist websites to actually building a bomb, strapping it to yourself, and setting it off in a crowd of children.