You could visit the Bodleian, stop by the pub where the Inklings met, pretend you're in an Inspector Morse episode by knocking someone on a bike off and then speeding away, leaving the spokes spinning wildly on the fallen bike while a bloodied hand lies in focus in the foreground.
in retrospect im real glad i didnt smoke weed tonight because that would have been an awkward conversation
@Atomika can back me up on this, but given the stories my ex told me about working in an Pediatric ER, being stoned wouldn't put you in the top 50 awkward conversations the triage nurse had that day.
in retrospect im real glad i didnt smoke weed tonight because that would have been an awkward conversation
@Atomika can back me up on this, but given the stories my ex told me about working in an Pediatric ER, being stoned wouldn't put you in the top 50 awkward conversations the triage nurse had that day.
Oh not awkward for them, just like
"I have a cough"
"Do you smoke?"
"Oh yeah even though I have a lung problem I totally ripped on some good ass weed"
-doctor looks at me, disappointed-
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Sigh I acted in the most stereotypical Castle persona way with Arch tonight
He had a great time though
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What do you mean by that
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they were totes good. made a little homemade chili paste with thai chiles, rice wine, some minced garlic and minced ginger. then i added a bunch of peanuts which i semi crushed.
sauce was soy sauce, fresh squeezed lime and orange, a bit of sesame oil, a squeeze of honey and a spoonful of tahini.
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@Atomika can back me up on this, but given the stories my ex told me about working in an Pediatric ER, being stoned wouldn't put you in the top 50 awkward conversations the triage nurse had that day.
-smelling of weed
-they send you home because they assume you irritated your throat smoking the devils lettuce
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enrich myself with some FANCY BOOK READIN'
Yes just never read another Ernest Cline book after PROMISE ME THIS
Oh not awkward for them, just like
"I have a cough"
"Do you smoke?"
"Oh yeah even though I have a lung problem I totally ripped on some good ass weed"
-doctor looks at me, disappointed-
He had a great time though
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I picked a woman up at our first bar within 20 minutes and she took us to 90s karaoke at a second bar
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Never he is married sir
Only the bootest of boots do that kind of thing. They'll look back on that in a couple of years and feel ashamed for being assholes about it.
So that happened @arch
they were totes good. made a little homemade chili paste with thai chiles, rice wine, some minced garlic and minced ginger. then i added a bunch of peanuts which i semi crushed.
sauce was soy sauce, fresh squeezed lime and orange, a bit of sesame oil, a squeeze of honey and a spoonful of tahini.
combined and mixed. topped with green onion.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i mean, doctors smoke weed. i used to live with an ER nurse and he smoked weed. case closed imo
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Because the DPA post mentioned people using the hashtag "#sublife" and "you can guess what happened next."
What happened next was most likely people confusing the "sub" in that phrase for an abbreviation of "submissive" because the Internet is horny.
I instead made a joke about submarines because its funny to play dumb sometimes
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