I'm upset. I wrote the script for that one scene in this episode but they changed all the dialogue! The original script went like this:
Grey Worm: "Missandei, I..."
Missandei: "WHAT??? DON'T YOU WANT ME???"
Grey Worm: "I wish I had a penis I could use on you."
Missandei: "HERE LOOK AT THESE!"
Grey Worm: "They are nice. I am sad that I cannot penis you. But the viewers at home must be very happy."
Missandei: "I got paid a lot to do this scene."
Grey Worm: "You were good in The Fast and the Furious. But to be honest I don't remember which one you were in."
Missandei: "Me neither. It's one of the first 20 or so."
Grey Worm: "Now what?"
Missandei: "Uhh, let's fuck."
Grey Worm: "How?"
Missandei: "Here's use this Vibratex Magic Wand Original Hv-260, New 2013 Edition. I bought it off Amazon. Arrived yersterday via Amazon Dragondrop. Can you believe they can deliver within two hours to anywhere within Westeros?"
Grey Worm: "It certainly is a bizarre world we live in. So I just touch this button here?"
Missandei: "Yes. OMG yes."
Grey Worm: "Whoa lady, I haven't even used it on you yet. OK here goes."
Missandei: "Phlbbt."
Grey Worm: "Phlbbt to you too."
Missandei: "CALL ME WINTER."
Grey Worm: "Why?"
Missandei: "Because Winter is coming."
Also, HBO never paid me for the work I did.
Wait, for that matter they never asked me to write it either. Uh...nevermind then.
Disappointing turn for Theon. It was probably the smart thing to do though. I mean I doubt he could've actually beaten Euron. Probably would've just gotten himself captured or killed.
Sam's cure is bullshit but... fine. Whatever. Why not.
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Euron solo'd the Sand Snakes that Jamie and Bronn couldn't handle?
It's hard fighting on boats. Especially when your fleet is flanked, and there wasn't a proper lookout. Yi Sun-Sin would have had problems under those conditions.
Though honestly Dany's whole "when I am betraying the people tell me dude, dont start another rebellion or conspiracy" was the right fucking answer, and should be the first clue that she is a much better ruler than the last few.
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I'm upset. I wrote the script for that one scene in this episode but they changed all the dialogue! The original script went like this:
Grey Worm: "Missandei, I..."
Missandei: "WHAT??? DON'T YOU WANT ME???"
Grey Worm: "I wish I had a penis I could use on you."
Missandei: "HERE LOOK AT THESE!"
Grey Worm: "They are nice. I am sad that I cannot penis you. But the viewers at home must be very happy."
Missandei: "I got paid a lot to do this scene."
Grey Worm: "You were good in The Fast and the Furious. But to be honest I don't remember which one you were in."
Missandei: "Me neither. It's one of the first 20 or so."
Grey Worm: "Now what?"
Missandei: "Uhh, let's fuck."
Grey Worm: "How?"
Missandei: "Here's use this Vibratex Magic Wand Original Hv-260, New 2013 Edition. I bought it off Amazon. Arrived yersterday via Amazon Dragondrop. Can you believe they can deliver within two hours to anywhere within Westeros?"
Grey Worm: "It certainly is a bizarre world we live in. So I just touch this button here?"
Missandei: "Yes. OMG yes."
Grey Worm: "Whoa lady, I haven't even used it on you yet. OK here goes."
Missandei: "Phlbbt."
Grey Worm: "Phlbbt to you too."
Missandei: "CALL ME WINTER."
Grey Worm: "Why?"
Missandei: "Because Winter is coming."
Also, HBO never paid me for the work I did.
Wait, for that matter they never asked me to write it either. Uh...nevermind then.
Missandei should just invent the strap-on and start pegging him. The Unsullied still have prostates, it'd be a revelation for all of them.
Euron solo'd the Sand Snakes that Jamie and Bronn couldn't handle?
It's hard fighting on boats. Especially when your fleet is flanked, and there wasn't a proper lookout. Yi Sun-Sin would have had problems under those conditions.
To be fair, a crowded, rolling, boat deck that's on fire in the middle of the night isn't exactly the ideal engagement for a person using a whip or whatever dancy spear form they were trained in. Especially if that person isn't used to fighting on a boat. Probably goes double if you've been drinking somewhat heavily.
An ambush at night with ship borne artillery, fire, and a lot of boarders experienced with fighting on a ship versus a lot of Tyrell and Dornish who are not while Yara was drinking is at least a lot more believable at being effective than Ramsay's setting horses on fire without being noticed. That's not too far off from how Bartholomew Roberts had his pirate career ended by the British. A bit of a chump way to be defeated on the part of Yara, but a lot of pirate deaths and defeats aren't particularly glorious.
An ambush at night with ship borne artillery, fire, and a lot of boarders experienced with fighting on a ship versus a lot of Tyrell and Dornish who are not while Yara was drinking is at least a lot more believable at being effective than Ramsay's setting horses on fire without being noticed. That's not too far off from how Bartholomew Roberts had his pirate career ended by the British. A bit of a chump way to be defeated on the part of Yara, but a lot of pirate deaths and defeats aren't particularly glorious.
Yeah, this was our first peek into Euron. Like, actual Euron.
Dude was entertaining as fuck to watch, and a night-time ambush is a fairly realistic way to catch your opponent with their pants down.
I'd also like to give some points to Cersei's designer.
I wouldn't think that armored pauldrons on a gown could be a good look, but damn, somebody done proved me wrong.
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Euron didn't kill yara or the last sand snake or Ellaria.
I suspect he will bring the snake back to kings landing as a "gift" of someone who killed the queen's daughter.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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The Nymeria scene is meant to be indicative of how much Arya's changed since Season 1, so much so that she's hardly recognisable to the ones she loved, right? Suggesting that she might not find it such a welcoming return to Winterfell.. At least that's what I took from it.
I am honestly glad he didn't get a hero's death there. Dude will have PTSD for life. him running away from the bowt full of people tearing people apart makes a ton of sense, even if it sucks.
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Nah he's a survivor. Said so himself.
Further proof that hot pie wins the throne.
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Grey Worm: "Missandei, I..."
Missandei: "WHAT??? DON'T YOU WANT ME???"
Grey Worm: "I wish I had a penis I could use on you."
Missandei: "HERE LOOK AT THESE!"
Grey Worm: "They are nice. I am sad that I cannot penis you. But the viewers at home must be very happy."
Missandei: "I got paid a lot to do this scene."
Grey Worm: "You were good in The Fast and the Furious. But to be honest I don't remember which one you were in."
Missandei: "Me neither. It's one of the first 20 or so."
Grey Worm: "Now what?"
Missandei: "Uhh, let's fuck."
Grey Worm: "How?"
Missandei: "Here's use this Vibratex Magic Wand Original Hv-260, New 2013 Edition. I bought it off Amazon. Arrived yersterday via Amazon Dragondrop. Can you believe they can deliver within two hours to anywhere within Westeros?"
Grey Worm: "It certainly is a bizarre world we live in. So I just touch this button here?"
Missandei: "Yes. OMG yes."
Grey Worm: "Whoa lady, I haven't even used it on you yet. OK here goes."
Missandei: "Phlbbt."
Grey Worm: "Phlbbt to you too."
Missandei: "CALL ME WINTER."
Grey Worm: "Why?"
Missandei: "Because Winter is coming."
Also, HBO never paid me for the work I did.
Wait, for that matter they never asked me to write it either. Uh...nevermind then.
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wow.
Like, thanks Euron for taking care of the sand snakes for me but what the fuck.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Aside from it being the entire 1,000 ships?
And also had like... satellite imaging to locate Yara's fleet. Impressive to do that in open water at night.
Euron solo'd the Sand Snakes that Jamie and Bronn couldn't handle?
Sam's cure is bullshit but... fine. Whatever. Why not.
my only thought is that Jaime and Bronn didnt take them seriously until it was too late.
Euron went in fighting to kill and knowing what he was up against.
Those snakes are no longer a secret; they beat Jaime and killed a princess.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Probably not this time though.
I was originally upset but then I realized no one I liked was actually there so then I was like let them fight.
Though honestly Dany's whole "when I am betraying the people tell me dude, dont start another rebellion or conspiracy" was the right fucking answer, and should be the first clue that she is a much better ruler than the last few.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Well I mean they did specifically allude to it earlier in the episode so it's not outside the realms of possibility.
Missandei should just invent the strap-on and start pegging him. The Unsullied still have prostates, it'd be a revelation for all of them.
It's not the most outrageous show of fighting ability this series has produced, so why not?
did they? I don't recall that ... I do tend to phase out when the sand snakes are doing things
Show outright confirming my long standing belief that Varys is the only democrat in Westeros, god bless him.
To be fair, a crowded, rolling, boat deck that's on fire in the middle of the night isn't exactly the ideal engagement for a person using a whip or whatever dancy spear form they were trained in. Especially if that person isn't used to fighting on a boat. Probably goes double if you've been drinking somewhat heavily.
An ambush at night with ship borne artillery, fire, and a lot of boarders experienced with fighting on a ship versus a lot of Tyrell and Dornish who are not while Yara was drinking is at least a lot more believable at being effective than Ramsay's setting horses on fire without being noticed. That's not too far off from how Bartholomew Roberts had his pirate career ended by the British. A bit of a chump way to be defeated on the part of Yara, but a lot of pirate deaths and defeats aren't particularly glorious.
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I hope she tips her hair stylist who came across the sea to Dragonstone with her, because those single wavy braids are on point.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Sorry, I meant the conversation on Dragonstone where Tyrion called them out on poisoning Myrcella.
however my fiance noted that they kept changing length between scenes; then I noticed it ... and PLOT HOLE
Yeah, this was our first peek into Euron. Like, actual Euron.
Dude was entertaining as fuck to watch, and a night-time ambush is a fairly realistic way to catch your opponent with their pants down.
I'd also like to give some points to Cersei's designer.
I wouldn't think that armored pauldrons on a gown could be a good look, but damn, somebody done proved me wrong.
I suspect he will bring the snake back to kings landing as a "gift" of someone who killed the queen's daughter.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
A+ transition though.
If you're a dead man walking you gotta go out like a champ at least
I am honestly glad he didn't get a hero's death there. Dude will have PTSD for life. him running away from the bowt full of people tearing people apart makes a ton of sense, even if it sucks.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
but he looked so content floating in the water with his little piece of a boat; ya know?
So, was anybody else eating a pot pie for dinner at exactly the wrong moment?