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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    That's the problem with most of these movies people come up with that they think would be awesome; the studios want it to appeal to as many people as possible if they are spending that much money.


    So enters the Jive-talking black character and the love story.

    I hated jarjar too.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i want scarlett johansson to give me a blow job

    but i dont make threads about it now do i?

    should i?

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    edited December 2007
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    look space empires and psychohistory is so much cooler than elves and fucking rings

    Granted, but it does not translate well to film at all.

    Those movies would bomb so hard.

    It's too intellectual, not that that's bad, but it's just not exciting.


    Once again though I only read one book so I am out of my element here
    there are some fucking awesome battles that would go over very very well with audiences

    basically the deal was that NewLine/Peter Jackson had 1 and a half million dollars and it was either Lotor or Foundation

    :(


    I had not heard this.

    What was the 1.5 mil for? The movie rights?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    That's the problem with most of these movies people come up with that they think would be awesome; the studios want it to appeal to as many people as possible if they are spending that much money.


    So enters the Jive-talking black character and the love story.

    I hated jarjar too.

    I actually hated Episode Three more than one, for a few reasons; Grievous got wussified, the bad acting/scriptwriting was peaked, the entire thing was too fucking rushed and nothing that could have been awesome got the proper focus it needed, etc.

    Episode one was plenty annoying, but at least it didn't try to wrap up 500 substories in 90 minutes.

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    edited December 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i want scarlett johansson to give me a blow job

    but i dont make threads about it now do i?

    should i?

    I hear she lurks in SE.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I actually hated Episode Three more than one, for a few reasons; Grievous got wussified, the bad acting/scriptwriting was peaked, the entire thing was too fucking rushed and nothing that could have been awesome got the proper focus it needed, etc.

    Episode one was plenty annoying, but at least it didn't try to wrap up 500 substories in 90 minutes.

    The last five minutes of that movie

    SO ANGRY


    Oh yeah, sure that's how it all happened.

    Let's just give him the suit and the destroyer and all of a sudden the fashion has changed and lets FORCE Anakin to go to the dark side, rather than just making him turn evil because of his vengeance and Portman dying and him losing his faith etc. That would have been cooler. Not, I HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE SO MY WIFE CAN LIVE don't you see where I am coming from? LOOK I AM CRYING AS I KILL.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i want scarlett johansson to give me a blow job

    but i dont make threads about it now do i?

    should i?

    I hear she lurks in SE.

    omg i am so sorry scarlett i am not really like D:

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YOu just ruined any chance you had, Bacardi, way to go

    Everyone knows she lurks here.

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    BlackCloudBlackCloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As long as were whining about movies, I want a solid horror movie. None of this Saw shit, please. I went and saw the latest Saw with some friends a couple months ago when we were bored. Entire plot doesn't make sense to me, and I don't have any desire to go find the sequel when they shit it out.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    annnnnnnnnnnnd im already over it

    but how crazy would that be, to have a celeb on these forums

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I actually hated Episode Three more than one, for a few reasons; Grievous got wussified, the bad acting/scriptwriting was peaked, the entire thing was too fucking rushed and nothing that could have been awesome got the proper focus it needed, etc.

    Episode one was plenty annoying, but at least it didn't try to wrap up 500 substories in 90 minutes.

    The last five minutes of that movie

    SO ANGRY


    Oh yeah, sure that's how it all happened.

    Let's just give him the suit and the destroyer and all of a sudden the fashion has changed and lets FORCE Anakin to go to the dark side, rather than just making him turn evil because of his vengeance and Portman dying and him losing his faith etc. That would have been cooler. Not, I HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE SO MY WIFE CAN LIVE don't you see where I am coming from? LOOK I AM CRYING AS I KILL.

    That reminds me!

    http://pathtothedarksided.ytmnd.com/

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I want no more black people that talk in Eubonics.

    EVER.

    So sick of it.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    That's the problem with most of these movies people come up with that they think would be awesome; the studios want it to appeal to as many people as possible if they are spending that much money.


    So enters the Jive-talking black character and the love story.

    I hated jarjar too.

    I actually hated Episode Three more than one, for a few reasons; Grievous got wussified, the bad acting/scriptwriting was peaked, the entire thing was too fucking rushed and nothing that could have been awesome got the proper focus it needed, etc.

    Episode one was plenty annoying, but at least it didn't try to wrap up 500 substories in 90 minutes.

    I hated all the movies as all I could think about while watching them was george lucas rubbing one off and wiping his dick with the franchise.

    Sure enough, once those words start shootin through space, a red faced, sweaty palmed george pinchin out baby batter into a sack with 'Fans hopes and dreams' written on it, was all I could see.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man when did this thread stop being about burgers.

    I want a fucking bacon cheeseburger with bbq sauce and some onion rings.

    Or a hawaiian burger. Burger + Bacon + Pineapple + Teriyaki? Fuck yah.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    BlackCloud wrote: »
    As long as were whining about movies, I want a solid horror movie. None of this Saw shit, please. I went and saw the latest Saw with some friends a couple months ago when we were bored. Entire plot doesn't make sense to me, and I don't have any desire to go find the sequel when they shit it out.

    Oh Jesus, I tried to watch that. If I was interested in watching people get mutiliated for 20+ minutes straight, I'd go watch "The Video", thanks. I hadn't seen the previous ones, but I let my friends talk me into going to see 4 in October. Blech. Never again.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    George Lucas is on the Forbes 400, he stopped caring about if his movies were shit or not ages ago.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    Why do you feel this way?

    I have never really understood this sentiment.

    I read the books after the movie and there was just as much, if not more, singing and Frodo being gay and crap.

    Teefs hates anything good.
    Funny jokes, good movies, penises.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i want scarlett johansson to give me a blow job

    but i dont make threads about it now do i?

    should i?

    I hear she lurks in SE.

    omg i am so sorry scarlett i am not really like D:

    Well now she'll just think you can't commit

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hated all the movies as all I could think about while watching them was george lucas rubbing one off and wiping his dick with the franchise.

    Sure enough, once those words start shootin through space, a red faced, sweaty palmed george pinchin out baby batter into a sack with 'Fans hopes and dreams' written on it, was all I could see.

    Hey, at least he was smart enough to commission Tartakovski to produce Clone Wars; A series that was easily 100x better than any of the new movies.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    Why do you feel this way?

    I have never really understood this sentiment.

    I read the books after the movie and there was just as much, if not more, singing and Frodo being gay and crap.

    Teefs hates anything good.
    Funny jokes, good movies, penises.
    hey

    hey

    i never said i disliked the lotor movies

    ever


    I just assume you hate everything I love.
    :p

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    So tell me what you want
    What you really really want

    keith in three...two...

    sorry i'm late

    i had to explain to my dad why fergie is better than country music

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    edited December 2007
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    you know what I need
    or maybe you don't
    do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything
    gimme some monnnaayyyy

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    FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    isn't there some bull shit series about space elves and starships fueled by magical science?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    you know what I need
    or maybe you don't
    do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything
    gimme some monnnaayyyy

    Fucking gold star for you for this :>

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i want a multi-faceted emotional story-telling cheeseburger

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So what the OP wants is a swords and sorcery version of Shoot Em Up?

    Stab Em Up, I guess?

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    So what the OP wants is a swords and sorcery version of Shoot Em Up?

    Stab Em Up, I guess?
    That would be fantastic

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    no, no, zombies wants a huge sausage fest

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    look space empires and psychohistory are so much cooler than elves and fucking rings

    Yeah, if it's done well. If it's not...

    Battlefield_earth_poster.jpg



    Seriously.... the book is fucking fabulous. THe movie was a shitty adaptation of a great book. It barely covered a quarter of the book.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    no, no, zombies wants a huge sausage fest

    Thanks to the quote in your sig I can't watch 300 without imagining those two very, very pretty boys kissing.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    no, no, zombies wants a huge sausage fest

    who doesn't? :P

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't see how you can call anything by L. Ron Hubbard fabulous.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    no, no, zombies wants a huge sausage fest

    who doesn't? :P

    obligatory answer: teefs?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No, Teefs loves sausage.


    Just not his.

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