Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
I think I’ve figured out who my Mysterious Satan is, but they’ve made it known via Imps that the secret should not yet be revealed, so I shall wait to voice my conjecture.
i've had some problems with finding gifts to send that allow my to attach giftcards. And i'm torn between trying to find one good final capstone gift that has a giftcard, or just sending a dm, or posting in the thread, when the time comes.
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Hi Satan!
I'm leaving town on Saturday and I won't be back until Friday the 28th veeerry late.
I will be in Bali, so no need to cry for me.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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A package for someone in my house has been delivered to a neighbour. There was no name given on the card so I don't know if it's for me but just in case it is and Satan is worried it didn't arrive. They were out when my brother went to try and collect it, will try again later.
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
I'm also leaving town Saturday and won't be back until Wednesday
A package for someone in my house has been delivered to a neighbour. There was no name given on the card so I don't know if it's for me but just in case it is and Satan is worried it didn't arrive. They were out when my brother went to try and collect it, will try again later.
I've got a huge package (...Ladies :winky:)
I haven't fully unpacked it, because I think if I do I will never get the contents back in again, so I'm not sure if there's a note but I haven't found one. It's a polythene greenhouse, so I have somewhere I can start seedlings on my allotment and I can grow warm climate things like chillies and tomatoes more easily in the crappy English summer!
Thank you whoever sent this! It's going to make my growing season way more fun and productive
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NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
A package for someone in my house has been delivered to a neighbour. There was no name given on the card so I don't know if it's for me but just in case it is and Satan is worried it didn't arrive. They were out when my brother went to try and collect it, will try again later.
I've got a huge package (...Ladies :winky:)
I haven't fully unpacked it, because I think if I do I will never get the contents back in again, so I'm not sure if there's a note but I haven't found one. It's a polythene greenhouse, so I have somewhere I can start seedlings on my allotment and I can grow warm climate things like chillies and tomatoes more easily in the crappy English summer!
Thank you whoever sent this! It's going to make my growing season way more fun and productive
Ya, as i was clicking place order i was like "oh wait no, the gift message!" but then it was too late.
Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
Oho no... this is a problem. I’ve been gifted and it’s going to be my doom. Truly Satan’s work here.
I have received no less than two Tupperware full of homemade cookies and a large chunk of homemade Cherry Chocolate Fudge... The comforting thought in this all is I know how I will meet my end and it will be death by fudge... and I’m ok with this.
Seriously though this is awesome and I’m super psyched to dig in, I only have to delay gratification a few days until I’m down with @Ladybug2332 for Christmas because she would end me if I didn’t bring it with me. Thank you so much @Goatmon this is the best!
A package for someone in my house has been delivered to a neighbour. There was no name given on the card so I don't know if it's for me but just in case it is and Satan is worried it didn't arrive. They were out when my brother went to try and collect it, will try again later.
I've got a huge package (...Ladies :winky:)
I haven't fully unpacked it, because I think if I do I will never get the contents back in again, so I'm not sure if there's a note but I haven't found one. It's a polythene greenhouse, so I have somewhere I can start seedlings on my allotment and I can grow warm climate things like chillies and tomatoes more easily in the crappy English summer!
Thank you whoever sent this! It's going to make my growing season way more fun and productive
Ya, as i was clicking place order i was like "oh wait no, the gift message!" but then it was too late.
Enjoy your greenhouse!
Thanks Nogs! I will name a chilli plant after you.
A package for someone in my house has been delivered to a neighbour. There was no name given on the card so I don't know if it's for me but just in case it is and Satan is worried it didn't arrive. They were out when my brother went to try and collect it, will try again later.
I've got a huge package (...Ladies :winky:)
I haven't fully unpacked it, because I think if I do I will never get the contents back in again, so I'm not sure if there's a note but I haven't found one. It's a polythene greenhouse, so I have somewhere I can start seedlings on my allotment and I can grow warm climate things like chillies and tomatoes more easily in the crappy English summer!
Thank you whoever sent this! It's going to make my growing season way more fun and productive
Ya, as i was clicking place order i was like "oh wait no, the gift message!" but then it was too late.
Enjoy your greenhouse!
Thanks Nogs! I will name a chilli plant after you.
Name one of them Spiderman, and send him several pictures!
I got home from work today and collected like 3 packages from the various gift shopping I'd been doing. One from Amazon, one from Blizzard Gear, one from Fangamer.
Wait, Fangamer? I didn't buy anything from them. Did I? I know I'd looked through while doing all the other shopping. Did I see something I wanted and order it and just forget about it in all the hubbub?
NO! Some very cool, yet still anonymous Lord of Darkness correctly ascertained that I both love Stardew Valley, and hate being cold.
TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
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My first gift delivery is supposed to arrive tomorrow. I am simultaneously excited and nervous about everything due to my experience with the whole process this year.
EDIT: Tracking says delivered. OPEN YOUR PACKAGE GOD DAMMIT. Hehe, package.
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Guyyyysss I got Satan'ed!
Pics later, I swear, I was packing and cleaning all day, but @tynic rules!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Another package has arrived which I believe may have an infernal origin
I state this because I am full in on other Christmas stuff and may not have time to get beyond the storyboarding stage of my process until after the New Year
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
Satanee I haven't forgotten you! I just finished shopping for my family and should finally have time and money to get you something, but it may not arrive until after Christmas! Please excuse the delay
LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
My satanee should expect something in the new year, sorry about that. I’m trying to be really extra with your package and was planning to get it out by the Christmas shopping deadline but instead I’m pulling a combination of working a bunch of hours over Christmas while sick.
I came home to a pretty big box a week ago. I'd ordered something from Amazon myself recently but razor blades don't need something like this.
Double feature you say?
I'm a big fan of both of these. One of my roommates ruined my copy of Bastards and Edge of Tomorrow has been on The List for quite a while. And thoughtfully included was this:
Nibbles! And now the thing that took up the bulk of the package:
Since I took a blurry photo of the note: "PS. This is a pretty neat accessory I hope you'll have room for, so you can display your gunpla the way @colvinology does. Beer not included, sorry!
And an example of how the dude does it:
I'm gonna need to work on my painting before I can put something like that together, but I can actually afford hobbies these days. Once again, thanks very much @Cello!
Today I shipped my gift off to my Satan, hopefully the delivery is swift.
Additionally @Blackhawk1313 is a glorious person and has sent me 2 more games for the PS4. Ark and Dying Light, my oldest son is very excited, his best friend has those games too and he wanted to get them so they could play together.
Happy Holidays Blackhawk, you have brought a ton of joy to us this year.
Marathon on
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Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
Today I shipped my gift off to my Satan, hopefully the delivery is swift.
Additionally @Blackhawk1313 is a glorious person and has sent me 2 more games for the PS4. Ark and Dying Light, my oldest son is very excited, his best friend has those games too and he wanted to get them so they could play together.
Happy Holidays Blackhawk, you have brought a ton of joy to us this year.
Same to you as well, I’m so glad you enjoy everything, bringing holiday joy is always job zero for me during this time of year. Especially needed to spread some this year to remind myself that even though I feel a bit helpless stuck here in this wreck of a city, I still have the ability to reach out and be good to others.
TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Okay I am full on stress out mode. USPS done me wrong previously with the "delivered" status once already, and then the damaged product. . . I need a Satan's miracle.
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Steam // Secret Satan
I'm leaving town on Saturday and I won't be back until Friday the 28th veeerry late.
I will be in Bali, so no need to cry for me.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
i love christmastime
Are you me?
I've got a huge package (...Ladies :winky:)
I haven't fully unpacked it, because I think if I do I will never get the contents back in again, so I'm not sure if there's a note but I haven't found one. It's a polythene greenhouse, so I have somewhere I can start seedlings on my allotment and I can grow warm climate things like chillies and tomatoes more easily in the crappy English summer!
Thank you whoever sent this! It's going to make my growing season way more fun and productive
Ya, as i was clicking place order i was like "oh wait no, the gift message!" but then it was too late.
Enjoy your greenhouse!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
I have received no less than two Tupperware full of homemade cookies and a large chunk of homemade Cherry Chocolate Fudge... The comforting thought in this all is I know how I will meet my end and it will be death by fudge... and I’m ok with this.
Seriously though this is awesome and I’m super psyched to dig in, I only have to delay gratification a few days until I’m down with @Ladybug2332 for Christmas because she would end me if I didn’t bring it with me. Thank you so much @Goatmon this is the best!
Thanks Nogs! I will name a chilli plant after you.
Name one of them Spiderman, and send him several pictures!
Wait, Fangamer? I didn't buy anything from them. Did I? I know I'd looked through while doing all the other shopping. Did I see something I wanted and order it and just forget about it in all the hubbub?
NO! Some very cool, yet still anonymous Lord of Darkness correctly ascertained that I both love Stardew Valley, and hate being cold.
Thank you Satan! Whoever you are.
From mom???
I uhh.. hmm. What could it be?
Super Smash Bros!
Wait... is this just gonna be Shaq Fu?
Ohh, it's SOAPer Smash Brothers, haha nice.
And the back of the box had an eShop code for SMASH ULTIMATE, from mom @crwth! Thanks a lot!
I haven't played any smash since N64, so the framing of your gift worked on a whole nother level.
I
love this
What does Super Smash Bros....smell like?
3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
it actually came in a lot of scents, i just chose the one that spoke to me
Apples are an edible fruit in Smash Bros
You made....the right choice
3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
EDIT: Tracking says delivered. OPEN YOUR PACKAGE GOD DAMMIT. Hehe, package.
I’ll post pictures when I get back from work.
WoW
Dear Satan.....
Pics later, I swear, I was packing and cleaning all day, but @tynic rules!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I state this because I am full in on other Christmas stuff and may not have time to get beyond the storyboarding stage of my process until after the New Year
Damn 60 hour work weeks
Side note: My phone recognizes Satanee's as a word.
Steam
Double feature you say?
I'm a big fan of both of these. One of my roommates ruined my copy of Bastards and Edge of Tomorrow has been on The List for quite a while. And thoughtfully included was this:
Nibbles! And now the thing that took up the bulk of the package:
Since I took a blurry photo of the note: "PS. This is a pretty neat accessory I hope you'll have room for, so you can display your gunpla the way @colvinology does. Beer not included, sorry!
And an example of how the dude does it:
I'm gonna need to work on my painting before I can put something like that together, but I can actually afford hobbies these days. Once again, thanks very much @Cello!
Additionally @Blackhawk1313 is a glorious person and has sent me 2 more games for the PS4. Ark and Dying Light, my oldest son is very excited, his best friend has those games too and he wanted to get them so they could play together.
Happy Holidays Blackhawk, you have brought a ton of joy to us this year.
Same to you as well, I’m so glad you enjoy everything, bringing holiday joy is always job zero for me during this time of year. Especially needed to spread some this year to remind myself that even though I feel a bit helpless stuck here in this wreck of a city, I still have the ability to reach out and be good to others.
wow three handsomely wrapped presents! i can’t wait to open them on this, my first secret satans
i started with the christmas tree present
whoa it’s my overwatch main! my baby girl who finally got me to platinum! she’s so happy and guess what so am i
that’s would have been more than enough itself but there were still two more presents holy shit so i moved on to the candy cane present
ah fuck
look at this dope as hell sweater!! good for health, bad for education babeyyyy!
but still there was the krampus wrapped present. perhaps i had been bad after all? perhaps this was my comeuppance
jk mother fucker it was ya boy xavier woods from the
NEW
DAY
even if you don’t watch wrestling i mean look at this very good boy
wow amazing i love it but WAIT there was a letter attached
hai lsa tan
i dunno, sounds japanese...maybe more clues inside
oh!!!! hail satan! my first satan ever all thanks to @Tonkka ! this is so great!
what a time of year, i’m so glad i was able to be a part of it ☺️
now i have to figure out where i put this button and sticker without making my pastor father in law think i’m a satan worshipper 🤔
THANK YOU SATAN.
I am super happy you got your stuff and that you like it. Happy Satan's buddy!
EDIT: I almost ordered that sweatshirt for myself as well, because it's fuckin' sweet as all hell.
another package???? wtf
Also, I absolutely bookmarked that store.
Please do not dox my sister.