Chouji wa do-dai aibou, genkidashi na yo... tte betsu ni e [KO]n' janai tte?
Iya na koto & [UZEE] koto, moe nee [GOMI] no hi ni zenbu dashichi matte sa,
Sonna demo tte jinrui, minna [OKAN] ni iwaserya "yareba dekiru ko ya de~"
[DASA]I jibun & [MOSSAI] jibun, ashi [KUSE]I jibun mo senbu aishiteyatte yo.
Shirahata nante moyashite sa... tteka, saisho kara youi shinakerya ii.
This is [FAITINGU SONGU]
[FAITINGU SONGU]
Buchikamashitare
Ite komashitare
Try & try
Kobushi wa kamaenakutemo ii.
Sou, chiisaku mae narae de ii.
It's your [FAITINGU POOZU]
[FAITINGU POOZU]
Buchikamashitare
Ite komashitare
nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.
A tip: don't fucking forget to change the gauze.
Having gauze glued to your balls by ball-pus is not a good feeling.
What's with the internet and having all sorts of horrific medical conditions?
i blame Stileproject for setting the bar so high...err, low.
while Al Gore was tooting his horn about the information superhighway, i was learning more than i really wanted to about Faces of Death and midget porn, all thanks to the internet.
nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.
A tip: don't fucking forget to change the gauze.
Having gauze glued to your balls by ball-pus is not a good feeling.
What's with the internet and having all sorts of horrific medical conditions?
I wouldn't call forgetting to change your gauze one day to find out that your ball-incisions have spewed out enough ball-pus to glue the previous day's ball-gauze to your balls to be a "medical condition."
In retrospect, thinking, "Oh, I'll just wait until tomorrow and hopefully the ball-pus will have dried up and it will be easier to remove the ball-gauze from my balls" was actually really dumb.
NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
edited January 2008
Surgery went well, and I still have my balls. It kinda hurt to sit the first day, and I have had a splitting headache for 3 days straight. But everything seems to be turning out just fine for the little duders. Though my left one is a little tender, I'm gonna give it a week or so to see what happens. They've been through a lot.
The surgery was pretty much: slice the sack, untangle the ball, stitch the balls to the sack, stitch the sack back up. So now I got Franken-Balls.
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited January 2008
If it's any consolation I ended up with one of those horrible orgasm headaches today where when you peak instead of maximum pleasure your hormonal glands all misfire and you are treated to massive waves of pain tearing through your head followed by a full day of headaches that are worsened by doing anything more than siting still pretty much.
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If it's any consolation I ended up with one of those horrible orgasm headaches today where when you peak instead of maximum pleasure your hormonal glands all misfire and you are treated to massive waves of pain tearing through your head followed by a full day of headaches that are worsened by doing anything more than siting still pretty much.
Forgive me for my laughter. For there was much of it.
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Okay, I forgive you.
Let me tell you, I've been looking for the Testicular Torsion episode clip on Youtube ever since this thread was posted.
A tip: don't fucking forget to change the gauze.
Having gauze glued to your balls by ball-pus is not a good feeling.
What's with the internet and having all sorts of horrific medical conditions?
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Oh dear, I actually know what this is from, I think. Or maybe it's just a cover. Miyavi?
I feel all weeabooey.
Also do you get like a nut implant or anything? I imagine it would feel very very horrible just having nothing there.
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In my defence, it would fit with
Iya na koto & [UZEE] koto, moe nee [GOMI] no hi ni zenbu dashichi matte sa,
Sonna demo tte jinrui, minna [OKAN] ni iwaserya "yareba dekiru ko ya de~"
[DASA]I jibun & [MOSSAI] jibun, ashi [KUSE]I jibun mo senbu aishiteyatte yo.
Shirahata nante moyashite sa... tteka, saisho kara youi shinakerya ii.
This is [FAITINGU SONGU]
[FAITINGU SONGU]
Buchikamashitare
Ite komashitare
Try & try
Kobushi wa kamaenakutemo ii.
Sou, chiisaku mae narae de ii.
It's your [FAITINGU POOZU]
[FAITINGU POOZU]
Buchikamashitare
Ite komashitare
[NEBA GIBA] de ikou
Miyavi - Oretachi Dake no fighting song
testicular torsion. It just sounds so terrible.
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i blame Stileproject for setting the bar so high...err, low.
while Al Gore was tooting his horn about the information superhighway, i was learning more than i really wanted to about Faces of Death and midget porn, all thanks to the internet.
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I wouldn't call forgetting to change your gauze one day to find out that your ball-incisions have spewed out enough ball-pus to glue the previous day's ball-gauze to your balls to be a "medical condition."
In retrospect, thinking, "Oh, I'll just wait until tomorrow and hopefully the ball-pus will have dried up and it will be easier to remove the ball-gauze from my balls" was actually really dumb.
Because it wasn't, you see.
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I mean, how I would I use a cellphone? Seriously.
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what
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/03/21
I didn't want to copy the exact joke, but couldn't think of anything else that wasn't obvious or just plain worse.
At least someone got the reference.
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The surgery was pretty much: slice the sack, untangle the ball, stitch the balls to the sack, stitch the sack back up. So now I got Franken-Balls.
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Forgive me for my laughter. For there was much of it.
we need an illustration of this FrankenBalls concept
I've had them once or twice, and yeah, they're pretty terrible. Only had it for a couple of minutes though.
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Yep.
Wife felt pretty bad for me.
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Hey, Naporeon might want to read that
He posted a story about getting splitting headaches after fucking this one chick