I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied
the worst thing that's happened with kids in a movie theater for me was when my friends and I went to see one of the Matrix sequels and my buddy turns around and goes, "uh, did you know you brought your child to an R rated movie? what's wrong with you"
I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied
I have had this happen twice
Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?
Pretty much
The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long
One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself
I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied
I have had this happen twice
Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?
Pretty much
The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long
One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself
And then the usher told them to leave, right?
RIGHT???
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alright I made it an hour and change, this movie is just...it's so boring
I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied
I have had this happen twice
Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?
Pretty much
The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long
One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself
i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes
i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes
Every time I go to an MCU movie people laugh and cheer whenever a woman gets punched
I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied
I have had this happen twice
Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?
Pretty much
The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long
One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself
related: I logged onto Tumblr for the first time in god knows how long and had one of those popups that warned me 'some of my posts may violate terms of service and are now hidden'
which was no big surprise, pretty much all my christmas cards are one fingerslip away from a prostate exam
... except you wanna know what actually got flagged? Three photos of my knee and one of a wasp bite on my arm.
i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes
Every time I go to an MCU movie people laugh and cheer whenever a woman gets punched
What
What the fuck
I know this is a common discussion topic here, but everytime you share a new movie theater story it's the new worst thing I've ever heard
It's the Chincy curse. He loves movies and therefore the universe conspires to make what should be the ideal setting for experiencing them a living hell.
i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes
Every time I go to an MCU movie people laugh and cheer whenever a woman gets punched
What
What the fuck
I know this is a common discussion topic here, but everytime you share a new movie theater story it's the new worst thing I've ever heard
its usually accompanied by some exclamation including the b word
Phil Lord and Chris Miller are set to direct Last Human for Sony, an adaptation of a children's book coming out later this year which stars 3 robots in a distant post-human future who stumble upon a human child kept in stasis in an underground bunker.
I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied
I have had this happen twice
Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?
Pretty much
The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long
One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself
And then the usher told them to leave, right?
RIGHT???
No he got scared and left
The coward!
Being able to tell a shitty asshole that they have to leave is one of the so very few pleasures you can derive from a service job. And it's even better if you work at a movie theater because they don't get a refund!
Obviously, this person is not cut out to work there.
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Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?
Pretty much
The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long
One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself
You want to make Best in Show but with high art? Sure, that sounds fun, I too have a love/hate relationship with art and artists.
You want to make Final Destination but with a supernatural art gallery? Hell yes, that is entirely my shit.
But the in-between is really disappointing.
And then the usher told them to leave, right?
RIGHT???
No he got scared and left
Every time I go to an MCU movie people laugh and cheer whenever a woman gets punched
the movie that opens with DiCaprio doing coke off a woman's ass
The coward!
... ok that started as satire but now I depressed myself.
which was no big surprise, pretty much all my christmas cards are one fingerslip away from a prostate exam
... except you wanna know what actually got flagged? Three photos of my knee and one of a wasp bite on my arm.
and the viewer is the one who judges the presentation
sounds bloody awful
What
What the fuck
I know this is a common discussion topic here, but everytime you share a new movie theater story it's the new worst thing I've ever heard
its usually accompanied by some exclamation including the b word
breathing is pretty okay?
You need a machine to help you do that like 40% of the time!
thats not the sleep robots fault, lexi
it's like everyone showed up with the same understanding that we need to yell at these stupid teens
Being able to tell a shitty asshole that they have to leave is one of the so very few pleasures you can derive from a service job. And it's even better if you work at a movie theater because they don't get a refund!
Obviously, this person is not cut out to work there.
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I lost track. which movie?
velvet buzzsaw
i didn't know how good i had it
Godzilla: "SKREE-YONK!"
Subtitled: "This town isn't big enough for the both of us, Ghidorah!"
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Love this damn movie. Every time I watch it I'm like "oh yeah this is awesome"