The Lion in a show of thanks only ate 3 firefighters
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Just_Bri_ThanksSeething with ragefrom a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPAregular
You manuver the ladder truck into place and then abandon ship as soon as it moves for the end of the ladder 100 feet away from you.
...and when you are done with that; take a folding
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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reVerseAttack and Dethrone GodRegistered Userregular
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Bad news: British National Community Lottery Fund was going to award a grant of £500,000 over 5 years to Mermaids UK, a charitable organization that supports trans and non-binary children. Television writer and minor celebrity Graham Linehan organized a hate mob to have the grant taken away.
More than 7,000 people have signed a petition to “sell” Montana to Canada for $1 trillion and use the proceeds to pay down the U.S. national debt – and it seems our northern neighbors would gladly welcome this bite out of the 49th Parallel.
“We have too much debt and Montana is useless,” says the text of the Change.org petition launched last week.
To get Canada to agree, “Just tell them it has beavers or something.”
More than 7,000 people have signed a petition to “sell” Montana to Canada for $1 trillion and use the proceeds to pay down the U.S. national debt – and it seems our northern neighbors would gladly welcome this bite out of the 49th Parallel.
“We have too much debt and Montana is useless,” says the text of the Change.org petition launched last week.
To get Canada to agree, “Just tell them it has beavers or something.”
We'll take it so long as y'all keep all the Montanans.
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ShadowfireVermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered Userregular
More than 7,000 people have signed a petition to “sell” Montana to Canada for $1 trillion and use the proceeds to pay down the U.S. national debt – and it seems our northern neighbors would gladly welcome this bite out of the 49th Parallel.
“We have too much debt and Montana is useless,” says the text of the Change.org petition launched last week.
To get Canada to agree, “Just tell them it has beavers or something.”
We'll take it so long as y'all keep all the Montanans.
However, I’ve yet to see any convincing evidence that North Dakota exists.
I know a guy who's been there. Or he says he has, anyways.
Most people that claim to be from North Dakota are using shorthand for North South Dakota. A few are linguistic psyop agents who created that shorthand to fabricate an extra two Senate seats.
However, I’ve yet to see any convincing evidence that North Dakota exists.
I know a guy who's been there. Or he says he has, anyways.
Most people that claim to be from North Dakota are using shorthand for North South Dakota. A few are linguistic psyop agents who created that shorthand to fabricate an extra two Senate seats.
This is sadly exactly why the fuck there’s 2 Dakotas
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
However, I’ve yet to see any convincing evidence that North Dakota exists.
I know a guy who's been there. Or he says he has, anyways.
Most people that claim to be from North Dakota are using shorthand for North South Dakota. A few are linguistic psyop agents who created that shorthand to fabricate an extra two Senate seats.
This is sadly exactly why the fuck there’s 2 Dakotas
Fun fact, if the Dakotas merged and seceded, they'd be third largest nuclear power on Earth, edging out China and France.
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Just_Bri_ThanksSeething with ragefrom a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPAregular
A German court has ruled that a dog owner isn’t fit to carry a firearms license after his dog shot him with a rifle.
The Munich administrative court on Tuesday dismissed the man's appeal against an earlier decision by Bavarian authorities to withdraw his license to own a rifle, as well as his hunting permit.
The decision followed a 2016 incident in which the man, a passionate hunter, was shot in the arm after his dog managed to release the trigger on a loaded rifle that was lying in his car.
That's not fair. Shouldn't the dog lose its license instead?
Dogs are ipso facto good dogs, so... no, the dog's in the clear.
Clearly, a good dog would not shoot an undeserving and innocent bystander.
It could thus be argued, based on this assumed default good dog status, that the man deserved to be shot (also based on his driving in a car with an unsecured, loaded gun pointed at him that didn't have the safety engaged (or had a safety that a dog could disengage) as well as an excitable and unrestrained dog with access to the firing mechanism). In this case, the dog deserves a medal for teaching a valuable lesson in gun safety.
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Gabriel_Pitt(effective against Russian warships)Registered Userregular
Y'know, I can picture Jerry and Mike being able to do that justice with a strip along the lines of-
*click.*
' "Did you just turn of the safety?"
*puzzled face of a good dog.*
"Are you pointing that at me?"
*puzzled face of a good dog*
"Hey, is your paw on the-? You put that down right now, bad d-!"
*bang!*
Because he lost a bet. Steven Shrout placed last in his 12-person fantasy football league, the penalty for which was to pay $250 or perform the dog park peanut butter stunt. The thrifty Shrout chose the latter.
“My strategy was to do it as fast as possible, and hope that not many people would see me,” Shrout told WFAA.
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However, it may be warranted in some cases:
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
Gone right, part 1: Back in January, Internet funnyman Hbomberguy did a charity stream where he played Donkey Kong 64 for 57 hours straight and gathered over $347,000 for Mermaids.
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/01/23/hbomberguy-trans-kids-donkey-kong/
Gone right, part 2: The National Community Lottery Fund reviewed the grant and found no cause to cancel it.
https://www.mermaidsuk.org.uk/mermaids-and-the-national-lottery-community-fund.html
tl;dr: Bigoted asshole tried to bully a children's charity, ended up getting them more money and publicity.
We'll take it so long as y'all keep all the Montanans.
They're not all bad!
At least they're not Canadian.
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So maybe we should slow down and think about this...
I would have liked to have seen it.
The thread continues in this fashion.
Nah, I’ve been there. It’s great.
However, I’ve yet to see any convincing evidence that North Dakota exists.
I know a guy who's been there. Or he says he has, anyways.
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Most people that claim to be from North Dakota are using shorthand for North South Dakota. A few are linguistic psyop agents who created that shorthand to fabricate an extra two Senate seats.
Thnx for the thought but we're good...
DAMMIT!
I was gonna post that ...
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You mean North Kadota?
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
I don’t think N. Korea allows their citizens to play DOTA
This is sadly exactly why the fuck there’s 2 Dakotas
Fun fact, if the Dakotas merged and seceded, they'd be third largest nuclear power on Earth, edging out China and France.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
Home Alone. John Candy.
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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during the Paradise Fire last year the Ballejos Family lost their dog.
Good news:
101 days later he's back.
https://theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/19/california-wildfires-paradise-dog
That dog is hardcore:
I would just starve probably.
Dogs are ipso facto good dogs, so... no, the dog's in the clear.
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It could thus be argued, based on this assumed default good dog status, that the man deserved to be shot (also based on his driving in a car with an unsecured, loaded gun pointed at him that didn't have the safety engaged (or had a safety that a dog could disengage) as well as an excitable and unrestrained dog with access to the firing mechanism). In this case, the dog deserves a medal for teaching a valuable lesson in gun safety.
*click.*
' "Did you just turn of the safety?"
*puzzled face of a good dog.*
"Are you pointing that at me?"
*puzzled face of a good dog*
"Hey, is your paw on the-? You put that down right now, bad d-!"
*bang!*
Definitely no North Dakota
None at all
Please don't screw with my cost of living again by moving here, I mean there, I mean not there
New York: Hold my beer:
That's definitely brown pants time
followed by panic attack time
I would be suing from my fetal position.