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COLLEGE FOOTBALL 2019: LSU wins, it's now the offseason, where nothing ever happens

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    That was heart breaking. Shea Patterson buys a ton of time in the pocket while looking down field, finds the open guy on 4th down for the game tying TD and it's dropped.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Dammit. Ronnie Bell must be heartbroken.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Dammit. Ronnie Bell must be heartbroken.

    Michigan was BY FAR the better team in the second half.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Refs decided to fuck Tennessee.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Refs decided to fuck Tennessee.

    tackling the QB and then getting up without kissing his widdle booboo is apparently Unsportsmanlike Conduct now

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  • Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    Huh. I died, I guess.

    I died before the Bama game started. I am in Limbo.

    Nothing else makes sense. Everything about this is insane and wrong.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    That is uh, one way to score.

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Damn. Vols gonna Vol

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  • Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    What

    What IS this game

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Boise in a bit of trouble in Provo. BYU up 11 late third.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    I blame myself for that game being so close. Went out to a friends BDay Party right before half time, didn't tune into the game until right before the 4th down stand at the goal line in the second half. My apologies PSU friends and Michigan semi-friends - If I had been watching more it wouldn't have been so close.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    The Gophers are 4-0 in Big Ten play for the first time in awhile, since, oh, 1967

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    We deserve to lose this game

    Maybe dip shit Tom Herman will figure out how to coach

    I’ve been waiting for him to figure that out for a while

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    4!

    Im disowning Owen!

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    EDIT: wrong football thread

    Uhh, did you hear that Gameday is going to NDSU-SDSU?

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Dead fucking last

    Picking chalk was a bad decision this week

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    We deserve to lose this game

    Maybe dip shit Tom Herman will figure out how to coach

    I’ve been waiting for him to figure that out for a while

    I don't think he's on the hot seat, but his seat is getting warmer with each game.

    That's four straight games where we looked like fucking dog shit. Especially on defense, but I don't think the offense deserves a pass either

    Despite Les Miles, it’s still Kansas.

    Then you have Baylor and Iowa St still. Good luck with that

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    We deserve to lose this game

    Maybe dip shit Tom Herman will figure out how to coach

    I’ve been waiting for him to figure that out for a while

    I don't think he's on the hot seat, but his seat is getting warmer with each game.

    That's four straight games where we looked like fucking dog shit. Especially on defense, but I don't think the offense deserves a pass either

    Despite Les Miles, it’s still Kansas.

    Then you have Baylor and Iowa St still. Good luck with that

    Oh I think we lose to TCU Iowa State and Baylor and end up 7-5 with a shitty bowl.

    Wut

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  • ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    Ah, yes. The annual USA Today NCAA Football Coaches Salary list

    This year's winner is Dabo with $9.315 million, just over $460K of what Saban is making.

    Harbaugh and Jimbo are third and fourth with roughly $7.5 million each.

    Georgia, Auburn, Texas, Purdue, Oklahoma, and Florida's coaches round off the top 10 with their pay ranging between $6-6.871 million.

    Other tl;dr notable info:

    Ohio State's Ryan Day and LSU's Ed Orgeron have undefeated teams in the Top 4 for only $4.5 and $4 million, respectively. Sounds like raise/extension time is coming for those guys.

    Notable Coaches/Schools in the 2-for-1 buyout range:

    Jim Harbaugh/Michigan - $7.5M/$11.687M buyout

    Dan Mullen/Florida* - $6M/$12M buyout

    Mark Dantonio/Michigan State - $4.4M/$7 buyout

    Ed Orgeron/LSU* - $4M/$7.75M buyout

    Mike Leach/Washington State - $3.75M/$4.9M buyout

    Mack Brown/North Carolina - $3.5M/$3.09M buyout


    * yes, I realize these coaches are not in any real danger of being bought out of their contracts and kicked to the curb (based on the year they are having now), just analyzing the facts.

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  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Expect Franklin to get an extension after this year as well. He's probably going to bump up just above $6 million just to keep USC and the like at bay.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Mike Leach is mostly being paid for prior years’ “success” and not jumping ship to Tennessee.

    I have extremely mixed feelings about him because I think the Air Raid offense sucks, he doesn’t care about defense or the run game, and his whole folksy rambling shtick is catnip for national media but grating if you have to listen to it all the time.

    On the other hand, he’s the most successful coach we’ve ever had at WSU and there’s nobody better we could reasonably hope to draw here.

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I don't understand why we're giving 14 points to Wisconsin.

    They had a trap game and fell into it.

    I'm terrified about this game.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    I don't understand why we're giving 14 points to Wisconsin.

    They had a trap game and fell into it.

    I'm terrified about this game.

    The computers all love Ohio State. Like a comical amount. They're #1 in S&P+. Which has them as 11 point favorites Saturday.

    Also pretty much every coach's press conference after they play you is like "well, fuck, that felt impossible."

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I'd also say the biggest point in Ohio State's favor, beyond the whole undefeated thing, is that they've looked incredibly good even against defenses that are supposed to be very good themselves. Like, Ohio State effectively ended their game with Northwestern at the half despite the Wildcats having a top 10 defense. Meanwhile, Bud Elliot at Banner Society pointed out that the average offensive SP+ ranking of Wisconsin's opponents is 94th; Illinois came in with a competent offense at #52, which apparently was enough.

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    ESPN is running an article on the 59-0 game. It ends with Joey Bosa saying he isn't worried about Wisconsin because they lost to Illinois.

    Sorry Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    I think it’s just not knowing how OSU will respond if tested

    Honestly the closest anyone has come to pressuring them was the Fighting Kiffins in week 1

    A couple of things about 2019 OSU:
    Highest blue chip ratio in history, without including Fields (Urban’s final “gift” I guess)
    Day cleaned house on the bad Urban coaches and so far is like the most confident, chillest coach I’ve ever seen and he and his staff have this team mentally locked in

    That being said, a big game against the Badgers always raises the anxiety level (PSU is the only team that raises it higher, lately)

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  • m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    This B1G bar chart race was shared with me this morning and I thought I'd share with this thread because it's pretty interesting.

    I think the only reason Rutgers is as high on the list is because they got such a head start over everybody else :biggrin:

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    WEEK 9: SOONER FANS BLAME TEXAS-ALUM HORSES FOR SCHOONER MISHAP

    Straight Up
    Duke @ North Carolina (-3.5) - Big game to establish early supremacy here in the ACC. Duke has it's usual assortment of 5-star talents and one-and-dones ready to go, led by a returning Tre Jones, but the question will be who takes over as lead dog now that Zion Williamson and RJ Barrett are gone. The same goes for North Carolina, who have to replace Coby White and 12th year senior Luke Maye. Still, this battle always is a highlight, and it's honestly shocking that College Gameday chose to skip coming here, since they usually spend at least 3 weeks hyping this game up.

    (Also I'm pretty sure I've done this bit about 4 years in a row now and I refuse to stop)

    Central Florida (-10.5) @ Temple - So I guess we're going to pretend that UCF is still the UCF of the past few years and not a team that's lost to Pitt and Cincinnati on the road so far this year? And now they're going to play at Temple, a team that plays similarly to Pitt but with a better defense? Sometimes oddsmakers are dumb, and then there are times where they're real dumb, and this is one of those times.

    #8 Notre Dame (-1) @ #19 Michigan - The loser of this game is going to have to hear about how they just can't win big games under *insert head coach here* for the rest of the year, and I for one cannot wait.

    #24 Arizona State (-3.5) @ UCLA - Ok, full disclosure, when we were looking at the games for the week, this wasn't on the list until I said "I mean UCLA is only a 3.5 underdog and FPI has them as the favorites...." But that's what's very dumb about this game. UCLA looked like an actually-good team for the first time all season in their win over Stanford last week, until you look a little closer and realize the Cardinal were starting their 3rd string QB. ASU, meanwhile, has gotten by on marginally-good play and keeping their opponents in games no matter the quality, until they got blown out by the first good team they faced all year. This game truly does have the potential to flip in either direction; will the Bruins show that the Stanford game wasn't a fluke? Or will ASU show that they deserve their ranking?

    Against the Spread
    #13 Wisconsin @ #3 Ohio State (-14.5) - Big Nude Football is getting a barnburner this week with this Top 15 matchup. It originally would have been a Top 10 matchup, but sometimes Lovie Smith happens. Anyway, Wisconsin has looked really good against bad competition, while Ohio State has looked really really good against better-quality competition. The Badgers will probably play better after their clear look-ahead loss, but Ohio State is on a whole new level right now. Crazy what happens when you put in a new coach who doesn't want to keep all of the old coach's underachieving friends around.

    #9 Auburn @ #2 Louisiana State (-10.5) - You know, in any other week, this game would have been a clear option for GotCotW. But I'm pretty sure both Auburn and LSU have already been in that slot already this year, and I don't know how much we want to reward a Top 10 matchup with a spread this large. Joe Burrow and his ass have been torching teams for weeks on end, and Auburn wouldn't even be in this slot had Oregon not chosen to stop playing football for a half. Still, should be fun if only to see if Auburn fans attempt to fire Gus Malzahn after the game.

    Oklahoma State @ #23 Iowa State (-10.5) - OK State is having a rough year. T Boone died, they've lost a series of "competitive" games, and Mike Gundy's mullet just isn't getting the same rave reviews it has in the past. And now they have the indignity of traveling to Ames and being multi-score underdogs to a ranked Iowa State team. The Cyclones have bounced back well from their very-dumb loss to Baylor, rattling off 3 straight victories over middle of the road Big 12 teams.

    Maryland @ #17 Minnesota (-16.5) - Alright Golden Gophers, time to give you the credit you deserve. The Gophers are 7-0, and are currently in the lead in the B1G West. Their path to the B1G Championship Game is wide open; assuming Wisconsin loses this week, the Gophers could be two up going into the tough back end of the schedule, but even that is manageable, with the two toughest games (Penn State, Wisconsin) coming at home, and a sure loss as a ranked team in Kinnick still coming. Plus, you get to take a bye week and pick up a nice non-conference victory over an ACC team this week! What more could you want?

    Missouri (-10.5) @ Kentucky - People complain about SEC bias and it's easy to brush them off, but then you look up and remember that Missouri was ranked last week despite losing to start the season at *checks notes* Wyoming, and is only unranked now because they went on the road and lost to *checks notes again* Vanderbilt. Then you further realize their best win was probably at home against South Carolina, which is a thing I hear some people struggle with, and you begin to think "yeah, maybe there is some SEC bias here", especially in comparison to Minnesota, who is undefeated against a better schedule and could not buy a ranking for the first 6 weeks. Oh yeah, Kentucky is in this game too.

    GAME OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK (Straight Up)
    UConn (-10) @ UMass -

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nirya has gone made with power.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Nirya has gone made with power.

    True story: ASP sent me the list with that game included, I said "hey UConn/UMass should definitely be GotW" to which he replied "I was already planning on doing that".

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  • Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    This is another week I hate.

    Last time I felt this way, I scored 2 points.

    Given that, I should immediately go invert every selection. But, a sample size of 1 isn't particularly compelling either.

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  • ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    Straight Up

    Duke @ North Carolina (-3.5)
    Central Florida (-10.5) @ Temple
    #8 Notre Dame (-1) @ #19 Michigan - GO IRISH!!!
    #24 Arizona State (-3.5) @ UCLA - AND SUN DEVILS!!!


    Against the Spread

    #13 Wisconsin @ #3 Ohio State (-14.5)
    #9 Auburn @ #2 Louisiana State (-10.5)
    Oklahoma State @ #23 Iowa State (-10.5)
    Maryland @ #17 Minnesota (-16.5)
    Missouri (-10.5) @ Kentucky


    GotCotW (Straight)

    UConn (-10) @ UMass

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Weather forecast has rain and wind up to 30 MPH for Wisconsin/OSU. Weather could negate our speed advantage

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