When I was in college, I wound up having lunch with a cute, funny, and incredibly smart redheaded girl twice a week. We'd always meet up in the underground food court near the dorms, BS about classes for a while, and do the usual gossip about our respective friend groups, then head off to class. One day, she tells me that she already had some leftovers in her dorm she was going to heat up, but that I could grab some food and come over to her place to eat.
I figure that's fine, we've been hanging out for a while and we're good enough friends to relax in the dorms. So I bring my shitty chicken strips over to her dorm and we munch on food like normal. She then informs me she had gotten a Where's Waldo book and we should compete to see who can find him first. So we sit right next to each other on her couch and pore over the pages; I'm usually the first one to find Waldo, and every time I find him she moves the book a little further away from me, forcing me to lean in closer and closer to her on subsequent pages. She even jabs me a little bit about why I was getting physical, and I informed her (very truthfully!) I was just trying to keep finding Waldo. Eventually, we get kind of bored of it after I get on a hot streak of finding Waldo super quickly and I head out. After that, the lunches kind of faded off.
With the benefit of hindsight years later, and long after I've lost contact with her, I realized that while I am very good at spotting Waldo, I am very very bad at spotting signals.
We can't be sure she wasn't moving the book farther away from you as a handicap against your incredible Waldo-finding skill.
The weirdest thing about the Slow Mo guys is that they somehow matched up a competent high-speed cameraman with some kind of metahuman who can perfectly carry out whatever weird feat they're filming in like, three tries, and it never gets talked about.
I appreciate that in this video they addressed the fact that Dan is freakishly accurate with a blowgun, which is introduced as a tool he has never used before.
Why is this boring ass guy also so entertaining...
He is the YouTube version of those educational videos where you watch machinery working while free for commercial use music plays. It should be dull, but is somehow captivating.
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When I was in college, I wound up having lunch with a cute, funny, and incredibly smart redheaded girl twice a week. We'd always meet up in the underground food court near the dorms, BS about classes for a while, and do the usual gossip about our respective friend groups, then head off to class. One day, she tells me that she already had some leftovers in her dorm she was going to heat up, but that I could grab some food and come over to her place to eat.
I figure that's fine, we've been hanging out for a while and we're good enough friends to relax in the dorms. So I bring my shitty chicken strips over to her dorm and we munch on food like normal. She then informs me she had gotten a Where's Waldo book and we should compete to see who can find him first. So we sit right next to each other on her couch and pore over the pages; I'm usually the first one to find Waldo, and every time I find him she moves the book a little further away from me, forcing me to lean in closer and closer to her on subsequent pages. She even jabs me a little bit about why I was getting physical, and I informed her (very truthfully!) I was just trying to keep finding Waldo. Eventually, we get kind of bored of it after I get on a hot streak of finding Waldo super quickly and I head out. After that, the lunches kind of faded off.
With the benefit of hindsight years later, and long after I've lost contact with her, I realized that while I am very good at spotting Waldo, I am very very bad at spotting signals.
Guilty of that myself. Just say something, please!
Actually, now that I think on it, hallmark should absolutely have a, "listen, you foolish ass, I'm gonna spell this out for you real simple like" section for situations like this
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I remember getting the Xmas one on Xmas one year. I always felt the books were very pretty and aesthetically pleasing, even as a kid.
The strawman of the conservative
My favourite detail in that sketch is them drinking the water out of bowls because they're too excited to stop and find more glasses.
I thought that was just a Scottish joke I didn't get.
Oh... I didn't know about this
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Why is this boring ass guy also so entertaining...
Peeling back the layers:
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
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10 minutes?
Actually, now that I think on it, hallmark should absolutely have a, "listen, you foolish ass, I'm gonna spell this out for you real simple like" section for situations like this
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Zoe Kravitz is up there with the Hot Ones greats, that was one of the most casual runs I've ever seen
America is not the only country that was never great
It contained the world's most perfect shirt
Now you can finally buy it: https://store.dftba.com/collections/polygon/products/authentic-gamer-shirt-1
(This is the only thing in Polygon's shop at that site lmfao)
It's getting closer it's right around the corner there's something coming for me
naw that one is for real
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
What has science done!?
This technology does have me worried. They are going to have to have some laws to clamp down on it in the future.