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[Bad News Gone Right]: 40% chance of "where's the gone right?".

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    And a pig tries to eat it, I suppose because that's just what pigs do.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Goddamn that thing's spinning

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Goddamn that thing's spinning

    I’m guessing a multiple of 60 revolutions per second. Or 24 maybe.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    My phone fell from the couch onto light carpet and the side buttons stop working, theirs falls out of a damn plane and keeps filming.

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    The video is hardly news though. it's at least 6 years old.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    The video is hardly news though. it's at least 6 years old.

    So around the time my first kid was born then? Checks out. I’m still catching up and seeing things for the first time that happened in that first year.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular

    what the hell is with that scale bar?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rainfall is often scaled logarithmically on visualisations.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    That is... a pretty incredible amount of rain over that large an area

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    I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular


    You say "working out the kinks" and I hear "developing a sense of awareness and self-preservation"

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »


    You say "working out the kinks" and I hear "developing a sense of awareness and self-preservation"

    This is exactly how the Exocomps in Star Trek became sentient. One was set to do a dangerous job and as soon as it realized shit was going to explode it abandoned its task and shut down in a safe location.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Moridin889 wrote: »
    I think we need more data. Feed these pastries to me so we have a better sample size

    The worse the pastries you eat the better pastries are on average. And vice versa.

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    FryFry Registered User regular
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Moridin889 wrote: »
    I think we need more data. Feed these pastries to me so we have a better sample size

    The worse the pastries you eat the better pastries are on average. And vice versa.

    Unless eating bad pastries incentivizes megacorps to increase production of bad pastries

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Points for creativity here:



    (Yes, you need to read the patch notes.)

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    There was an XKCD comic like that a fee months ago, wasn't there?

    Also the recent South America projection comic pretty much broke me.

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    It's worth reading the whole interview with her. Might be CNN's best journalism in years.
    Also missing from this map is the sparse state of Wyoming. Despite it being home to the Rocky Mountains and Yellowstone National Park, Anna doubts that it is real.
    "Nothing against Wyoming, it just doesn't exist," she said. "Having it on the map is like putting Hogwarts or something on it."

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    It's worth reading the whole interview with her. Might be CNN's best journalism in years.
    Also missing from this map is the sparse state of Wyoming. Despite it being home to the Rocky Mountains and Yellowstone National Park, Anna doubts that it is real.
    "Nothing against Wyoming, it just doesn't exist," she said. "Having it on the map is like putting Hogwarts or something on it."
    "Does anyone really want to know more about Ohio 2? Nobody even wants to hear about Ohio 1," she said.

    So true.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    It's worth reading the whole interview with her. Might be CNN's best journalism in years.
    Also missing from this map is the sparse state of Wyoming. Despite it being home to the Rocky Mountains and Yellowstone National Park, Anna doubts that it is real.
    "Nothing against Wyoming, it just doesn't exist," she said. "Having it on the map is like putting Hogwarts or something on it."

    I shall aspire to be half as awesome as this girl who is *checks notes* a quarter of a century younger than I am.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Who is this Craig person?
    Edit: Or i could just read the linked article to find out he's a sports reporter.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    man i am a huge fan of anna now

    damn girl

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    pffft, all this border reshaping, and she did not even take the opportunity to give Labrador back to Québec and settle a century of border disputes. Where's the suggestions box on this thing?

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    FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    I think its impressive, the Chilean ambition to be both the longest country in the world, and first to be completely submerged within the next 2 decades. I aprove of that map.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    Bad news:
    Boston* rock station WAAF is being sold to Educational Media Foundation and will switch to contemporary Christian programming at midnight.

    Good news:
    1) They can’t give us another Opie & Anthony
    2) I get to set a new preset on my radio?
    3) Also the format is supposed to be continuing on HD/streaming.


    The last day of programming is actually good and sadly reminding me of why I used to listen to the station when I moved to the area over two decades ago. Over time the format seemed to change to generic classic rock station (of which there are ... several others), at least at the times I listened to the radio. That combined with a growing dislike of some of the on-air talent basically lead to me never listening for more than a song, despite checking it during most commutes.

    Still, it’s a sad day to see someplace with such a long history (60 years) close down, even if they hadn’t been at the level they used to be.

    * fine, Worcester rock station

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    EasyJet accidentally reinterprets name:
    British low-cost airline easyJet has apologised after accidentally directing customers to a sex site advertising prostitutes.

    A link on the company’s holidays service was supposed to direct users to an external website outlining a privacy policy guide, The Sun reported.

    But a missing letter in the ­yourOnlineChoices.eu address meant customers were sent to a page promising to “fulfil all ­sexual dreams” instead of the European Union guide on how advertisers tracked website use.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Some probably did get an easy jet...

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    FryFry Registered User regular
    In college, the first ever website I worked on was for a charity disc golf thing. They wanted to link to the Professional Disc Golfers Association website, but they got two of the letters in the abbreviation backwards. With similar results to Easy Jet

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Ah, yes

    PGDA

    :winky:

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    I remember the old days of the internet when everything was always two clicks away from porn and this kind of thing wasn't even news. Hotfiles was a big download website, Hotfile was a gay porn site that appeared above it in Lycos. Hotmail was for email, but Hotmails was porn (as were Hotmale and Hotmales for people who dared to trust 90's era voice recognition). There was no safe search and no search engine optimization so every search term produced at least one porn site on the first page of results. I don't remember the exact site names, but there was an amateur musician message board that was one flipped letter away from a different kind of amateur site (which was subject to really simple URL manipulation to bypass login, so in this case it was the musician forum I kept landing on by accident).

    I'll accept the return of all the surprise porn if it means we can just turn off Twitter.

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    One of the very first websites I went to as a youngin the day we got dialup at home was nasa.com, which was iirc need another sexy ass.com, all about dem butts

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    When, in the course of my professional career, I had to call airline cargo phone numbers, there was one in particular (I don't remember who) that was a digit off from a phone sex line.

    I had to go to management more than once to get ahead of unfortunate descriptions showing up on the company phone bill.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Whitehouse.com was a porn site for a long time. So was Python.com. That one I accidentally went to instead of Python.org at work and looked down to read as the page was loading. 5 minutes later I looked up. Good thing everyone was at lunch.

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    NitsuaNitsua Gloucester, VARegistered User regular
    I remember in 2001 when I was trying to access the Bestbuy.com website, my finger slipped and I typed bestbut.com instead. Was a site for rating nude butts. Girlfriend at the time didn’t believe that I typed that on accident.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    At one point in time, I remember that pennyarcade.com was porn.
    But, somehow, I wound up here instead.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    At one point in time, I remember that pennyarcade.com was porn.
    But, somehow, I wound up here instead.

    I definitely stumbled onto that one a couple times. I don't remember it being straight up porn, but maybe a bit risque. Like it was a model's personal site with pictures or something.

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    When Penny arcade was sued by, I think, Jack Thompson, the lawsuit had the offending site listed as pennyarcade.com, sans hyphen, in the filed documents.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    When Penny arcade was sued by, I think, Jack Thompson, the lawsuit had the offending site listed as pennyarcade.com, sans hyphen, in the filed documents.

    Was that when they made that comic about the "gritty Alice videogame", or another time?

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    When Penny arcade was sued by, I think, Jack Thompson, the lawsuit had the offending site listed as pennyarcade.com, sans hyphen, in the filed documents.

    Was that when they made that comic about the "gritty Alice videogame", or another time?

    Later iirc

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    When, in the course of my professional career, I had to call airline cargo phone numbers, there was one in particular (I don't remember who) that was a digit off from a phone sex line.

    I had to go to management more than once to get ahead of unfortunate descriptions showing up on the company phone bill.

    We used AT&T teleconferencing at work back in the day. One week we had to reschedule a recurring meeting with another company to a new time, and the person who sent out the meeting update typed in the wrong number (800-xxx-xxxx versus 888-xxx-xxxx iirc).

    Apparently that week’s project status meeting had “hot girls just waiting for us” so they could “have a wild time.”

    About half the attendees had memorized the number by that point, while the other half trickled in late sounding sheepish.

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