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[NSFDATA] Look at my dog, and other people's dogs, and their cats and stuff [pets]

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    they both respond verbally "roof" if you ask them what's up

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    I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    in what other ways is a dog like a house

    You shouldn't feed either one chocolate

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    useruser Registered User regular
    They both need regular inspection for pests.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    They both love it when you rub their tummy?

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Much like a house, a dog's insulation helps to keep external temperatures out as much as it helps to keep internal temperatures in.

    Also undercoats tend to never grow back correctly if shaved. No idea why that is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPu6GEoad8

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    They both have secret bone collections buried somewhere.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    They both have secret bone collections buried somewhere.

    Not my house, the Burbs taught me to use the trunk of a Ford LTD as the ossuary of my victims.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    They have a mostly empty space upstairs.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Just put feelers out to adopt a puppy, a Great Pyrenees cross something.

    someone was fostering it but it doesn't get along with their chihuahua (ie it keeps trying to eat their chihuahua's head and the chihuahua is not thrilled)
    I too believe chihuahuas are basically chew toys, so I think we'll get along.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ok well things are going well and her current foster mum is happy for me to take her but now i just have to figure out a way to get her safely from Kentucky to California

    anyone want to set up a cross-country SE++ puppy relay service?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    thanks everyone, i now know all the ways that a dog is like a house, this is a big help

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Just put feelers out to adopt a puppy, a Great Pyrenees cross something.

    someone was fostering it but it doesn't get along with their chihuahua (ie it keeps trying to eat their chihuahua's head and the chihuahua is not thrilled)
    I too believe chihuahuas are basically chew toys, so I think we'll get along.

    chihuahuas are basically small bundles of spite and nervous energy

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    My aunt's late Chihuahua 'Peanut' was the only dog I was ever actually afraid of. I was only a kid at the time but that dog would bully the heck out of me. Eventually when I house sat for them for a couple of weeks we reached a compromise and the dog was pretty chill. There's a picture out there of me asleep on their living room couch with their jack russell terrier, late Labrador retriever, their late chihuahua, and their late cat also asleep on me.

    Sometime after their first Chihuahua died they eventually adopted another one that had been abandoned in a local dumpster, "Dobby." And that dog breaks all Chihuahua stereotypes. It is genuinely the sweetest dog I have ever personally met, and that's saying a lot. It basically loves all people and all other dogs/cats. Just wants to snuggle and be involved with whatever anyone's doing.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I have known a couple chihuahuas that were genuinely sweet and loved attention, but by and large that breed just vibrates constantly with enmity towards the life

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It’s rarely an issue with the chihuahuas and other small dogs temperament, it’s typically an issue that the owners solution is to like pick the small dog up because they can rather than you know, train it or something actually useful.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2020
    in what other ways is a dog like a house

    It's right to love one, the other I love to write on.

    Wait, that's a writing desk and a dog...

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    It’s rarely an issue with the chihuahuas and other small dogs temperament, it’s typically an issue that the owners solution is to like pick the small dog up because they can rather than you know, train it or something actually useful.

    breeds absolutely have common personality traits

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    It’s rarely an issue with the chihuahuas and other small dogs temperament, it’s typically an issue that the owners solution is to like pick the small dog up because they can rather than you know, train it or something actually useful.

    breeds absolutely have common personality traits

    ehhhh that’s certainly true to an extent, but I have also seen plenty of them well-trained, well-behaved and chilled out

    they are no doubt HARDER to train, but that’s often reflective of people getting a breed that they can’t be bothered putting in the effort necessary to train

    I sometimes wonder if that particular breed attracts certain types of owners, many of whom solve problems by immediately withdrawing the small dog from the problem rather than teaching it how to behave, or who think about how a dog looks versus what the dog is gonna need to thrive

    I dunno I generally find myself increasingly more aghast at the shittiness of owners than at the temperament of a breed of dog

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    It’s rarely an issue with the chihuahuas and other small dogs temperament, it’s typically an issue that the owners solution is to like pick the small dog up because they can rather than you know, train it or something actually useful.

    breeds absolutely have common personality traits

    ehhhh that’s certainly true to an extent, but I have also seen plenty of them well-trained, well-behaved and chilled out

    they are no doubt HARDER to train, but that’s often reflective of people getting a breed that they can’t be bothered putting in the effort necessary to train

    I sometimes wonder if that particular breed attracts certain types of owners, many of whom solve problems by immediately withdrawing the small dog from the problem rather than teaching it how to behave, or who think about how a dog looks versus what the dog is gonna need to thrive

    I dunno I generally find myself increasingly more aghast at the shittiness of owners than at the temperament of a breed of dog

    100% Agree. Dogs as accessories is certainly a big thing in the US, across a ton of different demographics. I always feel bad because so many of the pups end up being mistreated.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah I think there's this idea that small dogs are more 'manageable' and so people less comfortable and experienced with dogs are more likely to get small breeds, which then get poorly socialised and trained, which makes them into uncontrollable anger gremlins.

    The idea of an out-of-control large dog is so terrifying to most people that large breeds usually only end up with people who are already fine with handling big dogs, or are actual sociopaths.

    anyway my cross-country dog excursion may fall through because there is a local family member that might take the small pupper, and it seems unfair to put a dog through a really stressful experience unless it's completely necessary.
    But now CA is opening up a bit I might actually be able to get out to local rescue groups, so if Kentucky Puppy is off the table i will see who else needs adopting around here.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Gundi wrote: »
    My aunt's late Chihuahua 'Peanut' was the only dog I was ever actually afraid of.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQvS62vYnLc

    Platy on
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    My friends had a mixed breed mostly chihuahua that they rescued from the side of the road, and although in his later years (they had to put him to sleep in February) he got grouchy/nervous about people because he was mostly blind and mostly deaf, before then he was a real chill fun happy guy despite having a rough first few years of life. He had a bit of food aggression once or twice but it was never so bad that he and Haechi couldn't be pals and cohabit when I was on vacation. I really do put that down to my friends being good owners and diligent about behavior of both the dog and people around the dog.

    RIP Petey, you were a Good Boy.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    yeah I think there's this idea that small dogs are more 'manageable' and so people less comfortable and experienced with dogs are more likely to get small breeds, which then get poorly socialised and trained, which makes them into uncontrollable anger gremlins.

    The idea of an out-of-control large dog is so terrifying to most people that large breeds usually only end up with people who are already fine with handling big dogs, or are actual sociopaths.

    anyway my cross-country dog excursion may fall through because there is a local family member that might take the small pupper, and it seems unfair to put a dog through a really stressful experience unless it's completely necessary.
    But now CA is opening up a bit I might actually be able to get out to local rescue groups, so if Kentucky Puppy is off the table i will see who else needs adopting around here.

    The worst is a lot of people don't curb the stupid shit behavior because they're so tiny too. "Oh he's nipping at you, it's so cute!" yeah fuck off with your shitgoblin.

    I don't know why people avoid labradors and retrievers for their first dog, I guess a lot of people find them boring?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    (Because you should adopt not pay money to a breeder)

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Labs? Boring??

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    (Because you should adopt not pay money to a breeder)

    Those aren't mutually exclusive tho

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    They're clumsy mud-magnets who love to roll in stinks so there's a certain kind of house-proud owner who will freak out at the standard behaviour of labs and goldies. Small dogs are far easier to keep clean.

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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    Black Labs can be amazingly destructive. I knew someone with two and one was chill. The other one ate part of a dining room chair, part of the banister for the stairs, and some of the adobe on the corner of the house. As it wasn't my dog or house, I was mostly impressed.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That's not so much a behavior of the breed as the behavior of a dog that is either trained poorly or had extreme separation anxiety.

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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    All I know is that they took her to the vet and the vet said it was a thing with labs sometimes. So it's pretty anecdotal. I was mostly hoping to see if anyone had similar stories about their dogs as destroyers.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    That's not so much a behavior of the breed as the behavior of a dog that is either trained poorly or had extreme separation anxiety.

    It can be, especially if it's exceptionally destructive behaviour or persists well into adulthood, but between 8-24 months is also primo destructo time for large goofy dogs. They don't mean nothin' by it, it's just the remote is the PERFECT size for their mouths.
    Plus they're adolescents, so sometimes there's a bit of acting out going on.

    Our ridgeback/dane cross once absentmindedly chewed through a picnic table leg while we were all sitting at it. She was very well trained, and certainly wasn't feeling abandoned right at that moment, that wood just had a real good mouthfeel.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    we had a golden retriever who would chew and destroy but I suspect it was because he was bored and alone for most of the day

    his favorite was the tv remote, but he also once shredded and consumed most of a vegan cookbook

    he did it less once my parents got a second dog

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    We had a dog that would chew up and destroy socks, underpants and slippers, but would only do it on occasions we were out of the house for more than a few hours. The dog either got bored we weren't there to entertain her, or she had separation anxiety that turned her destructive, but we solved the issue by getting her 6 or 7 rope toys, getting our scents all over them, and distributing them strategically around the house.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2020
    All I know is that they took her to the vet and the vet said it was a thing with labs sometimes. So it's pretty anecdotal. I was mostly hoping to see if anyone had similar stories about their dogs as destroyers.

    My father's dog has eaten several thousand dollars worth of sunglasses and reading glasses. When he was a puppy, his favourite thing to do early in the morning if nobody was awake and he was bored was to pop off and prowl the living room to see if anyone had carelessly left glasses or a remote at dog-height. He's also eaten a bunch of feminist texts, we think he likes them.

    My sister's youngest dog had a six month phase of expressing her displeasure through targeted acts of spiteful destruction. Go for a run without her? Hope you don't like your running shoes that much. Take the older dog to do something without her? She eats the older dog's bed. It was very consistent, so we don't think it was random. She once got caught taking a sneaky nap on my sisters bed, and after getting kicked off she (an otherwise perfectly housebroken dog) was next found laying a large turd on the very centre of the bed in the spare room. We are completely sure that was deliberate.
    Seems to have grown out of that at the ripe age of 2*, thank god. Between 12-24 months dogs are basically teenagers and sometimes you get that real teenage jerk attitude coming through.

    *edit: oh, except for this summer when she got mad that my father and i were doing a jigsaw puzzle and not playing with her so she climbed onto the table in the middle of the night and ate five pieces. We know it was her because a) she has a history of eating puzzle pieces and b) she had one hanging off her mouth in the morning. We know it was five because that's how many were missing at the end.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    dogs have personalities

    sometimes a dog is a bit of a jerk

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    dogs have personalities

    sometimes a dog is a bit of a jerk

    Our dogs personalities are so distinct, and they're not only all the same breed they're even fairly closely related (one aunt, two half-siblings)

    Mabel is a Lady
    Uschi is a Cop
    Ziggy is a Ziggy

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I would like to hear more about what it means for a dog to be a cop

    also there's a husky who lives in a building down the street who I see sometimes and I've never been more sure that a dog is smug

    he's always got just the most self-satisfied look on his face as he prances about, that dog fuckin' loves being a husky

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2020

    Proof my dog is a cop
    - commits crimes himself but narcs when other dogs do it
    - gets mad when other dogs violate rules he just made up in his head
    - has very strict rules about where and how he can be touched
    - thinks he's a fucking hero despite all evidence to the contrary
    - runs headlong into other dogs to knock them over (ok that one might be more of a footballer thing idk)

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Lola has a thing for my moms shoes. Its not her fault really . Ive asked repeatedly for somebody to put them on a dresser or something

    She also likes to makes nests from my sheets blankets and pillows

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Lola has a thing for my moms shoes. Its not her fault really . Ive asked repeatedly for somebody to put them on a dresser or something

    She also likes to makes nests from my sheets blankets and pillows

    female dogs love to do this for some reason

    especially if the blankets smell like their favorite person

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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