I've drunk half a bottle of wine and installed tinder for a laugh
Should I be applying for jobs? Yes. Am I? Get fucked
For every profile that has a Machu Picchu or Ibiza photo, you have to chug
I don't know if this is as much a thing for girls in the North of England but around here on the east coast of the US, I feel like I see a ton of the Cliffs of Moher as well
My full list for PNW Tinder (the drinking game, bi-edition), drink if you see:
Pose with fish
Pose with BIPOC child while travelling
Pose with tiger/lion/other sedated wildlife
Pose with weapon
Bikini pose while walking away on a sandy beach
A Lambo/Porsche/other supercar you're inferring is yours but probably isn't
Selfie on Machu Picchu/other indigenous site
Selfie while blazing
This doesn't even include rules for items within a profile's written bio.
Other honorable mentions that I don't include else I would actually get alcohol poisoning: camo clothing, pictures of their truck, gym selfies where it's obvious they missed leg day, duck lips, and my personal favorite--the naked headless torso.
I've drunk half a bottle of wine and installed tinder for a laugh
Should I be applying for jobs? Yes. Am I? Get fucked
For every profile that has a Machu Picchu or Ibiza photo, you have to chug
I don't know if this is as much a thing for girls in the North of England but around here on the east coast of the US, I feel like I see a ton of the Cliffs of Moher as well
My full list for PNW Tinder (the drinking game, bi-edition), drink if you see:
Pose with fish
Pose with BIPOC child while travelling
Pose with tiger/lion/other sedated wildlife
Pose with weapon
Bikini pose while walking away on a sandy beach
A Lambo/Porsche/other supercar you're inferring is yours but probably isn't
Selfie on Machu Picchu/other indigenous site
Selfie while blazing
This doesn't even include rules for items within a profile's written bio.
Hiking
Football culture
Jesus/Christianity
Looking for a "unicorn"
The Office reference
Harry Potter house designation
The number of people that listed re-watching The Office as a hobby was baffling.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Other honorable mentions that I don't include else I would actually get alcohol poisoning: camo clothing, pictures of their truck, gym selfies where it's obvious they missed leg day, duck lips, and my personal favorite--the naked headless torso.
Oh God duck lips yes.
Especially when they have four photos with exactly the same pose to the point where they could have just photoshopped one image in four different backgrounds for the same effect
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Other honorable mentions that I don't include else I would actually get alcohol poisoning: camo clothing, pictures of their truck, gym selfies where it's obvious they missed leg day, duck lips, and my personal favorite--the naked headless torso.
Other honorable mentions that I don't include else I would actually get alcohol poisoning: camo clothing, pictures of their truck, gym selfies where it's obvious they missed leg day, duck lips, and my personal favorite--the naked headless torso.
Oh, you mean 75% of Grindr!?!?
Bonus points if the only thing in their profile is their kik username
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Dating me is like an entry level job: god you don't really want it but your options are limited for the time being so you tough it out for about 6 months until you can figure something else out.
Edit: then you steal all of the staplers and sharpies before you dip out.
In my wife's extended circle of friends are the most vapid, pretentious and utterly boring people I have ever had the misfortune of meeting.
Their social media games are (were?) very strong and it caused my wife a lot of angst. She would see the latest holidays snaps on insta and feel like we were wasting or lives away in comparison.
I have been vindicated during this lockdown. Their personalities consisted of nothing else but drinking cocktails in expensive beach clubs, swanning about tourist traps in exotic locales, and name dropping D list celebrities. Now it's just them sitting around their parents' houses complaining that the travel restrictions are unfair
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The one time I put a profile on a dating app the only photos were of me standing awkwardly in front of the closet mirror holding the phone up while deliberately excluding my head.
I've drunk half a bottle of wine and installed tinder for a laugh
Should I be applying for jobs? Yes. Am I? Get fucked
For every profile that has a Machu Picchu or Ibiza photo, you have to chug
I don't know if this is as much a thing for girls in the North of England but around here on the east coast of the US, I feel like I see a ton of the Cliffs of Moher as well
My full list for PNW Tinder (the drinking game, bi-edition), drink if you see:
Pose with fish
Pose with BIPOC child while travelling
Pose with tiger/lion/other sedated wildlife
Pose with weapon
Bikini pose while walking away on a sandy beach
A Lambo/Porsche/other supercar you're inferring is yours but probably isn't
Selfie on Machu Picchu/other indigenous site
Selfie while blazing
This doesn't even include rules for items within a profile's written bio.
Other honorable mentions that I don't include else I would actually get alcohol poisoning: camo clothing, pictures of their truck, gym selfies where it's obvious they missed leg day, duck lips, and my personal favorite--the naked headless torso.
jesus it's a wonder we manage to reproduce at all
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
Other honorable mentions that I don't include else I would actually get alcohol poisoning: camo clothing, pictures of their truck, gym selfies where it's obvious they missed leg day, duck lips, and my personal favorite--the naked headless torso.
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This doesn't even include rules for items within a profile's written bio.
The number of people that listed re-watching The Office as a hobby was baffling.
My dog is cuter than you.
Oh God duck lips yes.
Especially when they have four photos with exactly the same pose to the point where they could have just photoshopped one image in four different backgrounds for the same effect
Oh, you mean 75% of Grindr!?!?
Bonus points if the only thing in their profile is their kik username
Jokes on you, I’m in debt!
sunglasses
sunglasses
sunglasses
"please don't be boring"
look, if you wanna go sky-diving or whatever, I'm out
but if you want me to talk at length about how inaccurate combat is in movies about the middle ages, then get fucking ready
I think I'm quite an interesting person to talk to really
And so maybe I'm what they want
But if they put that in their profile they definitely aren't what I want i.e they're a dickhead
I dunno if this is a reference but...I'd take a shot on that one.
Edit: then you steal all of the staplers and sharpies before you dip out.
peru is hot
it's one of the last "lost cities" white people found (natives were tending some of the terraces there when bingham was taken there"
Their social media games are (were?) very strong and it caused my wife a lot of angst. She would see the latest holidays snaps on insta and feel like we were wasting or lives away in comparison.
I have been vindicated during this lockdown. Their personalities consisted of nothing else but drinking cocktails in expensive beach clubs, swanning about tourist traps in exotic locales, and name dropping D list celebrities. Now it's just them sitting around their parents' houses complaining that the travel restrictions are unfair
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Because it evolves into Machu Pikachu.
https://youtu.be/1Mvv2lPvIHQ
Prime material right there.
Dating in America seems exhausting.
I assume it's a reference because I see it verbatim all the time.
jesus it's a wonder we manage to reproduce at all
Reproduce?
????
Trenchcoat, tommy gun, and barrels of illegal whiskey?
I wish