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Space Boat Got Stuck

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    has it gotten stuck or gotten through yet? how long does a suez transit usually take

    ship tracking site says it GPSes at about 1/8 of the way in currently

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    I ordered a frisbee from Sweden. That'll probably be shipped via air though right?

    When do you think I'll get my frisbee?

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    No I didn't let me go check.

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Athenor wrote: »
    Why? Fucking why? The whole world knows that ship is too big for the canal, and has been watching it like a hawk! Why would you do this?!?!

    Since the last time the smaller ships just don't satisfy the canal any more

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    oh my god please no

    shipping is still so fucked, guys

    please do not get the boat in the canal again, i want to work regular hours and not surprise over/undertime

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    If it happens again just grease her up, you can’t expect the ship to get through dry.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Yeah, supply lines are still completely fucked. As funny as it is, let's not and say we did.

  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Everyone who wishes for another shipping delay gets the orbital death laser.

    This sounds like a far quicker and less painful death than the climate catastrophe and whatever the fascists are cooking up so

    SHIPPING DELAY! SHIPPING DELAY! BREAK THE WORLDWIDE ECONOMY! CRASH THE SYSTEM!

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Drifting the boat is exactly what we don't want!

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    You’re right, we should drive it off a ramp.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
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  • BhowBhow Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet.Registered User regular
    But how did it GET in the camel?

    And why is it wearing my pajamas?!

  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Reasons Why I Want the Boat to Get Stuck Again

    1. I could not conceive of stronger evidence that capitalism, as a system of logistics and infrastructure, is perilously bad. From now until my dying day, every time someone tries to defend capitalism I could just throw up my hands and yell , "the boat got stuck! Twice!" I would love to see how buffoons try to defend that.

    2. It would be incredibly funny.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Reasons Why I Want the Boat to Get Stuck Again

    1. I could not conceive of stronger evidence that capitalism, as a system of logistics and infrastructure, is perilously bad. From now until my dying day, every time someone tries to defend capitalism I could just throw up my hands and yell , "the boat got stuck! Twice!" I would love to see how buffoons try to defend that.

    2. It would be incredibly funny.

    That's an indictment of capitalism how?

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    It getting stuck again would very much be a Bad Thing(TM).

    The yucks aren't worth the squeeze on this one, gang.


    Pipe posted about what kind of shipping ripples there are already out in the world right now and if you've ever worked in manufacturing, import/export or anything like that then odds are good that even aside from the Good Ship WTF being back in the canal things right now are scaring the pants off you. I won't defend rampant capitalism cause that shit is janky and busted, but it's hard to knock down a system when the foundation for the next isn't even poured yet.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Reasons Why I Want the Boat to Get Stuck Again

    1. I could not conceive of stronger evidence that capitalism, as a system of logistics and infrastructure, is perilously bad. From now until my dying day, every time someone tries to defend capitalism I could just throw up my hands and yell , "the boat got stuck! Twice!" I would love to see how buffoons try to defend that.

    2. It would be incredibly funny.

    That's an indictment of capitalism how?

    Even after a boat that is classified as too big to go through the canal got stuck they sent it back through for logistical reasons.

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Reasons Why I Want the Boat to Get Stuck Again

    1. I could not conceive of stronger evidence that capitalism, as a system of logistics and infrastructure, is perilously bad. From now until my dying day, every time someone tries to defend capitalism I could just throw up my hands and yell , "the boat got stuck! Twice!" I would love to see how buffoons try to defend that.

    2. It would be incredibly funny.

    That's an indictment of capitalism how?

    Yeah dude. Every decision which led to the boat getting stuck in the first place were motivated by short-sighted, corner-cutting capitalist profit motive. Furthermore, the fact that a single major disruption could seriously negatively impact the entire planet goes to show that capitalism isn't very good at properly planning for disaster is because it's not profitable to do so.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The boat is the size it is because that's the largest possible size it can be to fit through the canal, which is absolutely a profit driven decision above anything else

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    i am firmly on Team Get The Boat Stuck Again

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    It getting stuck again would very much be a Bad Thing(TM).

    The yucks aren't worth the squeeze on this one, gang.


    Pipe posted about what kind of shipping ripples there are already out in the world right now and if you've ever worked in manufacturing, import/export or anything like that then odds are good that even aside from the Good Ship WTF being back in the canal things right now are scaring the pants off you. I won't defend rampant capitalism cause that shit is janky and busted, but it's hard to knock down a system when the foundation for the next isn't even poured yet.

    In the interest of full disclosure, it should be noted that the Reverend Dr. "Sticky Fingers" Ziplock is not objective as he is the permanent resident of a yacht like a GTA kingpin NPC.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Should just make it a hovercraft. So simple.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    If the boat doesn't get stuck again, will everyone forget about the whole thing and ruin my "boat stuck in the canal" Halloween costume?

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    This lack of vision is why I’m not hoverboarding to work.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I thought that ship had sailed.

    BLM - ACAB
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'd joke about wanting it to get stuck again because it was hilarious last time, but honestly so much of my online shopping got fucked because of it that I'd rather it not happen again lol

    I mean I literally work in the importing industry and our shipments are currently delayed by like 4 months already but yeah, I'm real sorry about the paper towels you ordered.

    Did y'all know that there's a worldwide shipping container and fucking shipping pallet shortage right now? Containers are coming out of China, but there's nothing to put in them for the return journey and it's too expensive to send empty containers so they're just hanging out.

    What I'm saying is if you're planning on buying people gifts for the holidays this year do it now.

    Legit question: What did we used to put in the containers before? My whole life, I've heard about these mythical trade imbalances, but it just seems weird that empty containers are piling up somewhere.. and it makes me wonder how this was solved in the past. Was it a case where empty containers were shipped back, and now they aren't because it isn't worth the cost?

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Ladai wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    So unless I missed a step it has been basically impounded in a lake in the center of the canal this whole time so that Egypt (?) could extort / fine the owners. So it's not "going through" again, it's just finally actually leaving.

    I thought it did that a month or two ago? I remember hearing it was moving / released.

    According to this Reuters article it left the canal and arrived in Rotterdam in late July. It then went to Felixstowe, England, earlier this month. It's now making the trip back through the canal on its way to Singapore.

    Fingers crossed!

    Some of my coastal friends went to wave at it as it passed their town

    And, knowing them, make crude gestures

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    It getting stuck again would very much be a Bad Thing(TM).

    The yucks aren't worth the squeeze on this one, gang.


    Pipe posted about what kind of shipping ripples there are already out in the world right now and if you've ever worked in manufacturing, import/export or anything like that then odds are good that even aside from the Good Ship WTF being back in the canal things right now are scaring the pants off you. I won't defend rampant capitalism cause that shit is janky and busted, but it's hard to knock down a system when the foundation for the next isn't even poured yet.

    In the interest of full disclosure, it should be noted that the Reverend Dr. "Sticky Fingers" Ziplock is not objective as he is the permanent resident of a yacht like a GTA kingpin NPC.

    Alright, yea, that's fair.

    It's mostly that I don't want that fucker to be there when I next circumnavigate.
    I'm at least a year from living on it full time and it's unknown if I'll ever go all the way 'round, but I like to think of it like driving on a road full of idiots. It would be better if they didn't fuck it up for everyone.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'd joke about wanting it to get stuck again because it was hilarious last time, but honestly so much of my online shopping got fucked because of it that I'd rather it not happen again lol

    I mean I literally work in the importing industry and our shipments are currently delayed by like 4 months already but yeah, I'm real sorry about the paper towels you ordered.

    Did y'all know that there's a worldwide shipping container and fucking shipping pallet shortage right now? Containers are coming out of China, but there's nothing to put in them for the return journey and it's too expensive to send empty containers so they're just hanging out.

    What I'm saying is if you're planning on buying people gifts for the holidays this year do it now.

    Legit question: What did we used to put in the containers before? My whole life, I've heard about these mythical trade imbalances, but it just seems weird that empty containers are piling up somewhere.. and it makes me wonder how this was solved in the past. Was it a case where empty containers were shipped back, and now they aren't because it isn't worth the cost?

    Raw materials and food mostly, but there was unusual excess of containers left over from the run on masks and other medical supplies earlier in the pandemic.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Also shipping was probably less efficient and companies have updated operations over time to fuel the forever growth the market demands and can’t go back now

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    the boat is through, everybody go home
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    boooooooooooo

    well, there's always next time

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Nice. Now get me a bigger boat.

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