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[Phalla] Top Secret Invitational

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Well well, would you look who we have here? My old nemesis Discrider Hello old friend!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Lucedes was the 7th to sign up, and is thus clearly 007!

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    A kime vote is never a joke vote!

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    3clips3 for pushing that vote like a boss. I thought for sure I was about to get the vote.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vyhuxgok3ek

    Welcome agents!

    To the finest undisclosed location secrets and blackmail can buy! Your transportation has departed and you are but a short trek across silky sands to a beautiful villa filled with all the mod cons—jacuzzi, lava lamps, a vinyl record player, a massive globe made of glass presiding over a fountain of angels and demons, several dimly lit boudoirs, a bookshelf that hides a secret passageway, an automated coffee making machine—the works!

    You have through a variety of means acquired a golden ticket and enough leave to join the Top Secret Invitational! Only the best of the best get their hands on a ticket, which makes you all cool agents. Together, you will enjoy a rare break from your troubles…

    …but naturally, you know that espionage never stops, even if you’re wearing sandals. In truth, there will be hot agents out to assassinate you at your moment of weakness. A discreet silenced shot as you snooze in a hammock. A dagger in the back as you go in for that sunset kiss. You know the drill.

    Therefore, every day you will discuss and vote to eliminate one suspicious agent in bold red.

    Each day the elimination vote will close at 2000 UTC, 2100 BST, 1600 ET, 0600 AET, 1300 PT.


    Privately, you might see fit to discuss things further with any other agent. Send them a private message on here, and include me in it.

    Lastly, if you have any, shall we say, unique talents as an agent, be sure to act upon them privately by sending me a private message.

    Above all… enjoy yourselves!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPG98V-zs0

    Endless_Serpents on
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    boy howdy y'all, am ah excited to start this here party.

    howdy'do. cowboy accent.

    *returns to laconic sipping*

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    hey y'all, jus' stoppin' by to clear up a rather personal question,

    edited by request, uhhhh, after a night's sleep. whoops.

    Lucedes on
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    flagging @I needed a gnome to post. for official day start

    discrider on
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    ah reckon Wildcat is pretty hot.

    might be the prairie dew, i'm right roostered.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    ah reckon Wildcat is pretty hot.

    might be the prairie dew, i'm right roostered.

    For you, Lucedes, I could be.

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Do I need a vote of record? I probably do.

    Nobody's done anything weird the last few games - to me at least - so I guess it can be kime.

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    *unfolds lawn chair*

    *places picnic basket next to lawn chair*

    *places radio on other side of lawn chair*

    *sits down in lawn chair*

    *tunes radio to smooth jazz station*

    *opens up picnic basket*

    *pulls out wrapped sandwich*

    *unwraps to reveal a tomato and mozzarella sandwich*

    *takes satisfying bite of sandwich*



    Hey everybody, what's going on here?

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    ...
    *Imposing gentleman leans in close to deck chair man and whispers*
    "We're out of tea"

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    I'm an American, I drink Mountain Dew coffee.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Iirc, kime didn't show the best trigger discipline last game.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Romantic Undead is not telling anyone they are a hot secret agent. Why even be one?

    38thDoE on steam
    🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀
    
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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Can't start a spy Phalla without the classic spy song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Oh, right, also have to vote.

    Hmmm, H3Knuckles seems the most like they would be an agent of Kaos. The classic "haven't talked or voted" for the day trick.

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    SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Wasn't in the last game so if Kime does deserve to get day 1'd for it, I'll leave that up to other people.

    so bucketman because that's a hot name

    PSN SeGaTai
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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I'll go with a good ole' grudge vote on 3clipse for making me concerned when he turned on me last game :p

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 has been running around, generally looking hot and bothered and not at all relaxed. What could they be getting up to?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Я голосую за-

    -Ahem-

    I vote for 3cl1ps3 because other people are

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    Can't start a spy Phalla without the classic spy song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4
    AustinP0027 for the greatest crime of all: plagiarism.

    You can make it up to me by handing over the black box you're holding.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Not looking to harsh anyone's mellow, but here's the current vote tally, all you hep dolls and crazy cats:

    - Agent kime at 3 (Phyphor, Auralynx, and Brody think he's real Squaresville)

    - Agent 3clips3 at 3 (Gizzy, Wildcat, and Xanquin hear this baby swings, and they hear he swings real hot)

    - Agent discrider at 2 (MamaWolf and LostNinja are picking up some real freaky deaky vibes on this one)

    The rest of these beautiful babes and cunning casanovas are each getting a pair of the ol' hairy eyeballs:

    - Agent LostNinja (discrider)
    - Agent SlyM (Alexis)
    - Agent lucedes (JusticeforPluto)
    - Agent Wildcat (lucedes)
    - Agent Romantic Undead (38th Doe)
    - Agent H3Knuckles (Austin00027)
    - Agent Bucketman (SeGaTai)
    - Agent AustinP0027 (Locus)

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Now if you folks don't mind, its nearly ten o'clock in the AM. There's a highball calling my name. Cheers, ya dig?

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    3clips3[\color][\b] to break a tie

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    b]3clips3[/b] to break a tie

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    3clips3 to break a tie

    Darn bbccode

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    I see we've found the Maxwell-Smart-level-competence agent.

    !kime

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Ah yes, the best of voting situations. I'm in a top bandwagon so have to vote someone specific (3clipse, in this case) to save my life. I feel like this happens more times than it doesn't :D

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Still 4 hours and 10 voters at least to go. Sure, lets go kime

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I am starting to wonder if some people have a goal to create a tie.

    In that case, I am more than happy to break the tie.

    Kime

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Current brouhaha has put Agent kime on the chopping block so far with 6 votes, closely followed by Agent 3clips3 nipping his heels at 5. Bout three and a half hours remain til one of em's probably leaving this here shindig, less something transpires in the meantime.

    Putting out a call for all MIA Agents on the ol' two-way. Gonna see if we can't get this party going, so we can call it an early workday and all be able to knock off around noon-like:

    @SLyM
    @3cl1ps3
    @Romantic Undead
    @Xaquin
    @Bucketman
    @I needed a gnome to post.
    @H3Knuckles
    @blahmcblah
    @Green
    @Calica

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I'm gonna vote for 3clipse to keep things interesting 8-)

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Now as a small time Micronesian agent I don't know much about these complicated spygames, but I do think kime looks awfully jumpy for vacation.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    One thing I do have lots of free time for on the island, though, is spreadsheeting.

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    I never like the day 1kime vote, but 3cl1ps3 is being useful with the spreadsheet, so if I’ve gotta choose one…

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    lol spacing

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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