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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement


    Awww, that's quite sweet.

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Give Ole a lifetime extension

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    CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    No again, but secretly you think yes but don’t want to jinx it
    Bogart wrote: »

    I think it'll take time to come to a fair judgement of Bruce's tenure; he was written off before he began by a large part of the fanbase, who were absolutely rabid with misplaced affection after being jilted by Rafa. If you look purely at achievement, he guided an average side to an average finish for two seasons in a very competitive league. That does mask an insane reliance on Saint-Maximin, and some incredibly dreary tactics at times.

    He definitely became the focal point for the supports antipathy around Newcastle, when it should have intensified around Ashley after he failed to back Benitez. He kicked back only after pretty sustained forceful abuse, and comments about him quitting teams are naïve at best; if its not going well, and you get a better offer, you leave. That's just football. I loved having Rafa in charge, but he saw the way the breeze was blowing and fucked off to China for megabucks, a fact neatly forgotten by a lot of the fans.

    I liked him, but had no illusions about his ability or what the team would be like under him.



    RE Man U vs Atalanta, someone check on Tav for gods sake.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    RE Man U vs Atalanta, someone check on Tav for gods sake.

    I'm good, really who didn't see a Ronaldo winner coming when United were 2-0 down? :P

    This is a stressful old week of football. Irish FAI Cup Semi final tomorrow for my local team and if we win and the other result goes our way, we're guaranteed European football next season. We missed out on Europe for over a decade and got it the last two years when away fans weren't allowed travel so it would be a right kick in the teeth if we missed out next year when things are returning to (relative) normality travel wise. Also the small matter of United vs Liverpool on Sunday. I'll probably need checking in on on Monday!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein


    WE’RE IN OUR FIRST CUP FINAL SINCE 2009

    I LOVE MY LARGE BALD SON SO MUCH

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Hwang!

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Last minute goals are only good when we score them.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein


    yeah that's about what i'd expect from Joey Barton

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    After that opening half hour I'm terrified to check on my phone every time it makes a noise.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Dang!

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    PhistiPhisti Registered User regular
    What did I just watch? Watford scored 4 in 10 minutes... Watford!

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Know you're having a good one when 40 minutes in the commentators are saying "well they should probably figure out a plan on the pitch"

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Yellow for Ronaldo. Can't rip the shirt off after a goal now without being sent off.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    On the plus side, I did captain Salah.....

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    football should be illegal

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Reminded of that scene in varsity blues where the players turn on the coach at halftime and refuse to follow him out, and then run the game themselves the second half and the coach is never seen again.

    No reason, just a random thought

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Dig up, stupid.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Straight red for Pogba. 30 minutes to play.

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Straight red for Pogba. 30 minutes to play.

    3 match break from dealing with this clown show

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    Nein
    Please don't actually lose 9-0

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    NBC gonna follow old down the tunnel, capture the entire Ole series finale

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    tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/police-investigate-banner-crystal-palace-critical-newcastle-deal-2021-10-23/
    LONDON, Oct 23 (Reuters) - Police are investigating a banner displayed by Crystal Palace fans at Selhurst Park on Saturday that spoke out against Newcastle United's takeover by a Saudi Arabia-led consortium.

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    Because obviously the issue is the banner pointing out the crimes of murderous oppressive regime, not you know selling a team to them.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/police-investigate-banner-crystal-palace-critical-newcastle-deal-2021-10-23/
    LONDON, Oct 23 (Reuters) - Police are investigating a banner displayed by Crystal Palace fans at Selhurst Park on Saturday that spoke out against Newcastle United's takeover by a Saudi Arabia-led consortium.

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    Because obviously the issue is the banner pointing out the crimes of murderous oppressive regime, not you know selling a team to them.

    I suspect someone made a complaint to the police and it opened up a case. It’s not unusual to get cases that don’t have anything to them.

    The police have already closed this

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59042671

    PSN Fleety2009
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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    aaahaha

    FC Bayern got a 0-5 thrashing and kicked out of the cup in the second round.

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    The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »

    I can't really describe the noises I was making while watching this live but it was gutteral, loud, and I'm glad the house was empty.

    Last pint: Turmoil CDA / Barley Brown's - Untappd: TheJudge_PDX
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    CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    No again, but secretly you think yes but don’t want to jinx it
    Not as good as Zlatans v England, but good nonetheless. Apparently Tino Asprilla's son which is cool.

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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    Cana
    Tav wrote: »

    I came here to post this, and I'm laughing at "this video is not available in your location" from the skysports tweet. My dudes, I'm in Canada and this is a league that operates in Canada.

    Anyhow, here's the highlight directly from the club in question:



    In more MLS news, as I imagine you all know, MLS does not have Relegation or Promotion so you can finish bottom of the league multiple times in a row



    In three years of existence, FC Cincinnati has finished last every time.

    Also my local club tweeted about a player scoring while thinking of the Queen, which later got deleted:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/whitecapsfc/comments/qhg8z9/say_what_now/

    :so_raven:
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular


    LET'S GOOOOOO

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    The payout is going to be incredible.

    Anyway, time to start texting my Spurs friend.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    the spurs fan i know seems convinced they're getting Conte

    and I don't know how true or not it is but i literally can't imagine Levy and Conte working together, might as well try mixing oil and water

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    Surely they're not going to get him unless they give him a ton of cash to spend, which they won't want to do. Just sell Kane. He doesn't want to be there, get rid of him.

    Sell him to Newcastle. That'd be incredibly funny.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Yes, if “it” is absurd pre-tournament over-hyping of a team followed by under achievement
    I guess they'll be announcing Conte this morning after giving him some promises about transfer signings and what not.

    Anyway, in more important news Jimenez scored a lovely little dink over Jordan Pickford last night and we're up to 7th.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Nein
    one of the joys of lower level football is watching a goalie get absolutely rattled by abuse from the away fans

    was at a match last night where the opposition's goalkeeper was on loan from Liverpool and let me tell if you that lad thinks he's getting a game in Anfield after shitting bricks because 200 lads called him a fat bastard, i've got a bridge to sell him

    Tav on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    0r0n0boqh4t7.jpeg

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    CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    No again, but secretly you think yes but don’t want to jinx it
    Emery has knocked Newcastle back. Didn't want to win the Europa League Conference Cup anyway.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nein
    ref's fucked it here

    we were on course for a good second half of some s tier atleti shithousery and now we're not gonna get it

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