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World's Greatest Detective [chat]

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Tav wrote: »
    oh cool apparently my health insurance covers buying a foam roller

    gonna crack my baaaaack

    Very useful when you've got a load of unrolled foam and you don't want to sort out out by hand

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Inspector Morse. He'll have a pint.
    If I was going to include anyone from the 99 out would have been Holt, the best character.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    https://youtu.be/c-3g5qNkcmU

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    where's batman
    where's phoenix wright

    Um, Phoenix Wright isn't a detective, you'd need Detective Gumshoe

    Also, I vote for
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Chanus wrote: »
    growing up in NC I had to be on the lookout for copperheads, brown recluses, and black widows! oh and ticks

    there were all sorts of critters trying to maim you

    not to mention the fast food!!!

    Omg I miss cookout and bojangles

    cookout in particular has no right to be as satisfying as it is

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    Not voting for Cooper is illegal

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
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    can you feel the struggle within?
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Detective schmetective

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Sherlock Holmes. Fuckin loves cocaine.
    Isn't detective Conan still airing

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    Tav I am not awake enough yet for such cursed imagery

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Which of these so called "Greatest Detectives" could take down the Pontiac Bandit? I suggest none of them could outwit the world's greatest criminal

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    Oh, you forgot the short lived Dirk Gently.
    https://youtu.be/uZWQnMlrhcI

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Inspector Morse. He'll have a pint.
    Chall wrote: »
    Which of these so called "Greatest Detectives" could take down the Pontiac Bandit? I suggest none of them could outwit the world's greatest criminal

    Jake Peralta is regularly outwitted by the Pontiac Bandit so he doesn’t qualify under this criteria.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Veronica Mars. Had a troubled past but in a good place now.
    "People of Crypto"

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Tav wrote: »
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    Thank god the trigger warning was there for those capitals

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Inspector Morse. He'll have a pint.
    “People of Crypto” is amazing.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Neco wrote: »
    Not voting for Cooper is illegal

    whaddayagonnado arrest me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Bogart wrote: »
    If I was going to include anyone from the 99 out would have been Holt, the best character.

    He caught the Disco Strangler!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    I wonder what the origin of detectives wearing a poorly fitting trenchcoat is, unless it's just "the 40s".

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Whoever picks up my Instacart order today is probably going to hate me.

    I ordered a bunch of nonsense. $250 worth of stuff. Including six 50 ounce containers of Softsoap refill.

    Drez on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Weaver wrote: »
    I wonder what the origin of detectives wearing a poorly fitting trenchcoat is, unless it's just "the 40s".

    no i think you got it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Tav wrote: »
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    I'm not surprised that these geese who have a cargo cult understanding of NFTs also have a cargo cult understanding of social justice.

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    KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    scientists of chat, why is it that when I sprinkle cayenne pepper in a pot of water, any other herb or spice in the pot already immediately spreads out to the sides once the cayenne hits the water?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    growing up in NC I had to be on the lookout for copperheads, brown recluses, and black widows! oh and ticks

    there were all sorts of critters trying to maim you

    not to mention the fast food!!!

    Omg I miss cookout and bojangles

    This sounds like a setup for a Jordan Peele movie.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    scientists of chat, why is it that when I sprinkle cayenne pepper in a pot of water, any other herb or spice in the pot already immediately spreads out to the sides once the cayenne hits the water?

    too spicy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    Chanus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I wonder what the origin of detectives wearing a poorly fitting trenchcoat is, unless it's just "the 40s".

    no i think you got it

    Oh no, now I'm gonna be drafted into the detective corps!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    scientists of chat, why is it that when I sprinkle cayenne pepper in a pot of water, any other herb or spice in the pot already immediately spreads out to the sides once the cayenne hits the water?

    too spicy

    They understood the assignment.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    scientists of chat, why is it that when I sprinkle cayenne pepper in a pot of water, any other herb or spice in the pot already immediately spreads out to the sides once the cayenne hits the water?

    As a self appointed scientist I can safely say that the other spices are afraid of the cayenne

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Veronica Mars. Had a troubled past but in a good place now.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    scientists of chat, why is it that when I sprinkle cayenne pepper in a pot of water, any other herb or spice in the pot already immediately spreads out to the sides once the cayenne hits the water?

    oil on the pepper. you can also do the same thing with a drop of dish soap on your finger

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Also what about
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    It's more like NFTjovia.

    Jovia as in jovial.

    Because I embrace the stupidity of NFT and the stupidity of the people that embrace NFT.

    It makes me laugh.

    Drez on
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
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    I'm not surprised that these geese who have a cargo cult understanding of NFTs also have a cargo cult understanding of social justice.

    I mean this one has to be trolling

    it has to

    for the sake of my mental health

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Someone help me in my quest for holiday lighting.

    I bought a strip of 5050 RGB LEDs off of ebay. I got a gledopto controller. Wired that up. Realized I needed a hub so got a cheap philips hue hub. Got the lights working via the app.

    Except, I want to set the lights to be alternating red and green. Can I not do that on one LED strip? I swear that's possible, but maybe I need a different kind? The Hue hub doesn't seem to have an option to like, gently cycle between two colors either?? Halp

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    I cant parse anyone being serious about NFTs

    It feels like the "lol lets do dumb $10K bets to each other" meme that floated around when the first YouTubers were really raking in cash and caught brain worms

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Columbo. Owns just the one coat.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    scientists of chat, why is it that when I sprinkle cayenne pepper in a pot of water, any other herb or spice in the pot already immediately spreads out to the sides once the cayenne hits the water?

    oil on the pepper. you can also do the same thing with a drop of dish soap on your finger

    But then your soup will taste of soap

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Also what about
    Tequila_face.jpg

    STOP THE EXPRESSION

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Dale Cooper. The real one, though. Not the bad one.
    G4 is going live.
    https://youtu.be/dPWO93cNxqE

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
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    I'm not surprised that these geese who have a cargo cult understanding of NFTs also have a cargo cult understanding of social justice.

    this isn't a poor understanding of it, they're intentionally trolling

    but the internet cannot not stop posting about these geese

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
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