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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    does straight porn also have those comments where somebody writes out a really earnest personal fantasy based off the photo or video, and it's a single 2000-word run on sentence with no punctuation?

    I read a pornhub comment the other day that was wow babe you are so gorgeous and you have such an honest and genuine smile, I can tell you and your man have so much love for each other and I truly hope he realizes how lucky he is to have someone wh-

    I stopped reading the comment around that point

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i want a macbook air but work is giving us macbook pros that i can pretty much use as a personal machine while i work there so hmmm

    I have a work MacBook Pro and I wish it were lighter : (

    yeah this is my reasoning!! they're v nice machines but just a bit heavier than i'd like for something that's going to be used portably

    the M1 MBPs are pretty light

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    wow shitting on elon musk has gotten me more vitriolic PMs and replies in 2 hours than in the last several years of using reddit put together

    it's like being lindsay ellis for a minute but with less dick pics

    override367 on
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Gonna try grab another couple hours of sleep before lunch.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    does straight porn also have those comments where somebody writes out a really earnest personal fantasy based off the photo or video, and it's a single 2000-word run on sentence with no punctuation?

    Sometimes it gets real in those comments

    And sometimes they just want the actors to come to Brasil

    Jajajajajajajajajaja

    Mim I see you too read porn comments and follow the industry

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    that was an odd moment. talked to someone at work via voice for the first time. They don't have pronouns listed and have - what is in US English anyway - a 100% male-coded name. But very very fem presenting voice.

    not a problem but bit of a double take there

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Override did they give you back your money

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    override367 wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i want a macbook air but work is giving us macbook pros that i can pretty much use as a personal machine while i work there so hmmm

    I have a work MacBook Pro and I wish it were lighter : (

    yeah this is my reasoning!! they're v nice machines but just a bit heavier than i'd like for something that's going to be used portably

    the M1 MBPs are pretty light

    I dunno, my 16" M1 MBP is both thicker and heavier than the 15" Intel MBP it replaced. It's stiffer and feels better built but it's a chungo for sure.

    My kitchen scale says it weighs 2150g, which I now realize I could have checked online (yes 2.2kg according to apple)

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    I wonder if there are people who think porn is real sex in the same way that there are people who think professional wrestling is a real athletic competition

    Like they don't understand that it's a performance being put on by professionals

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Mario still continues,

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    So filthy I can't even deal, and yet so absurdly funny

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    HappylilElf wrote: »
    I wonder if there are people who think porn is real sex in the same way that there are people who think professional wrestling is a real athletic competition

    Like they don't understand that it's a performance being put on by professionals

    Sometimes it can be both.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Porn is kayfabe

    PSN: Honkalot
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    hello folks


    Oh god. That explains this then:



    Giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money i tell you h-what

    I just got home and I am now only just learning about this and I cannot handle this

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Fuck you covid I'm gonna try to stand up in like two minutes

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I almost exclusively watch homemade porn

    It’s my cum covered cross to bear

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    hello folks


    Oh god. That explains this then:



    Giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money i tell you h-what

    I just got home and I am now only just learning about this and I cannot handle this

    Kirby or Nancy?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I almost exclusively watch homemade porn

    It’s my cum covered cross to bear

    I can’t watch homemade porn.

    Not a lot of it.

    I need professionalism in my porn. Romance makes me sad.

    ALSO I KNOW THAT’S NOT YOUR STEP-DAD IT’S YOUR BOYFRIEND Xx_BambiEyeZ_xX

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    hello folks


    Oh god. That explains this then:



    Giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money i tell you h-what

    I just got home and I am now only just learning about this and I cannot handle this

    Kirby or Nancy?

    Kirby, I knew about Nancy

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    hello folks


    Oh god. That explains this then:



    Giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money i tell you h-what

    I just got home and I am now only just learning about this and I cannot handle this

    Kirby or Nancy?

    Kirby, I knew about Nancy

    I only found out about Nancy recently.

    Kirby is an innocent. The most I push it is when I drew Kirby as Nicki Minaj from the Anaconda video. But that was for laughs.

    KIRBY CANNOT BE A DEEP THROAT GOAT

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Im not gonna give out a throat.goat medal on hearsay from some amnesiatic geriatrics

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Kirby knows not what he does, but that doesn't make him innocent

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    hello folks


    Oh god. That explains this then:



    Giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money i tell you h-what

    I just got home and I am now only just learning about this and I cannot handle this

    Kirby or Nancy?

    Kirby, I knew about Nancy

    I only found out about Nancy recently.

    Kirby is an innocent. The most I push it is when I drew Kirby as Nicki Minaj from the Anaconda video. But that was for laughs.

    KIRBY CANNOT BE A DEEP THROAT GOAT

    Kirby is a dirty little swallow slut

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    FUTURAMA IS COMING BACK AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME

    https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/futurama-revival-hulu-1235176203/

    YOU ARE ALL UNFRIENDED

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    And we have ex girlfriend.

    Where's my $80?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Im not gonna give out a throat.goat medal on hearsay from some amnesiatic geriatrics

    I wouldn’t give it to Nancy either

    I would’ve given it to myself if that dumb redditor hadn’t messed up my ability to do it

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Also hey I might be taking one of them there mercenary contracts for 3x the pay

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2022
    Mim wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    Im not gonna give out a throat.goat medal on hearsay from some amnesiatic geriatrics

    I wouldn’t give it to Nancy either

    I would’ve given it to myself if that dumb redditor hadn’t messed up my ability to do it

    Pardon? I’m sorry if a sexually confident Kirby threatens you

    Organichu on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    If this gets me, remember that I was a giant nerd or something

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    And we have ex girlfriend.

    Was she listening to a lot of Adele?

    Not saying it’s Adele’s fault

    I’m just saying her music definitely makes you think it’s reasonable to do some terrible things

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I of course support this Kirby stuff because- anything that makes it look bigger, you know

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I of course support this Kirby stuff because- anything that makes it look bigger, you know

    So you’re going to throat fuck kirby to make your wang look big?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    do you think kirby is wet or dry inside

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    do you think kirby is wet or dry inside

    *insert foreplay joke here*

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    do you think kirby is wet or dry inside

    kirby does not have an inside in the traditional sense

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    What is Kirby's topology? Does he have a butthole?

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    do you think kirby is wet or dry inside

    kirby does not have an inside in the traditional sense

    So the mouth is just an invagination in a uniform sphere

    Now do you think that kirby is rubbery or soft

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Kirby is VOID

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    What is Kirby's topology? Does he have a butthole?

    Kirby is a genital moebius shape, there’s neither butthole nor is there not

    PSN: Honkalot
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    Why. WHY. WHY?!

    [x] Embrace futility

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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