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Space Boat Got Stuck

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  • ElaroElaro Who am I? What do I want?Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.

    The man from goat.se's time has finally come and he's ready to accept what.the Chesapeake Bay could not.

    You mean Kirk Johnson? He's the hero we don't deserve

    maybe YOU don't

    What the hell did you do to deserve Goatse Man?

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    every good thing in my life has led to me being shown a stretched open asshole

    it's basic karma math

    Magic Pink on
  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.

    Never thought I'd get fucked by a boat
    How about getting fucked by a dinghy?

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.

    The man from goat.se's time has finally come and he's ready to accept what.the Chesapeake Bay could not.

    You mean Kirk Johnson? He's the hero we don't deserve

    Apparently he had an unrecoverable intestinal hemmorage while trying to further his gapping prowess with a volleyball. Whether said sporting good was named Wilson is unknown at this time.

    If true, godspeed to an internet innovator who attempted to stretch in a manner no o-ring has done before.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.

    The man from goat.se's time has finally come and he's ready to accept what.the Chesapeake Bay could not.

    You mean Kirk Johnson? He's the hero we don't deserve

    Apparently he had an unrecoverable intestinal hemmorage while trying to further his gapping prowess with a volleyball. Whether said sporting good was named Wilson is unknown at this time.

    If true, godspeed to an internet innovator who attempted to stretch in a manner no o-ring has done before.

    this is a lot of info to take in at once i need to sit down

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.

    Never thought I'd get fucked by a boat
    How about getting fucked by a dinghy?

    https://youtu.be/YQ_Ee9RqamI

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.

    Never thought I'd get fucked by a boat

    Did someone forget their swim trunks and flippy-floppies, or not currently own a nautical themed cashmina afghan?

    Pashmina.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.

    The man from goat.se's time has finally come and he's ready to accept what.the Chesapeake Bay could not.

    You mean Kirk Johnson? He's the hero we don't deserve

    Apparently he had an unrecoverable intestinal hemmorage while trying to further his gapping prowess with a volleyball. Whether said sporting good was named Wilson is unknown at this time.

    If true, godspeed to an internet innovator who attempted to stretch in a manner no o-ring has done before.

    this is a lot of info to take in at once i need to sit down

    Just don't sit on this volleyball

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Is there a particular reason why this one company is bad (good?) at getting boats stuck? Or does this actually happen a lot and we're only hearing about this because of its connection to the Great Suez Event?

  • ElaroElaro Who am I? What do I want?Registered User regular
    Is there a particular reason why this one company is bad (good?) at getting boats stuck? Or does this actually happen a lot and we're only hearing about this because of its connection to the Great Suez Event?

    It's literally the same operator responsible for both boats getting stuck.

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Like the same ship pilot or just the everwhatever company, because the latter is obvious

    BahamutZERO on
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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I believe it's literally the same guy.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Listen, when you have a very specific fetish sometimes you have to work hard for what makes you happy.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Listen, when you have a very specific fetish sometimes you have to work hard for what makes you happy.

    And once you know what you like, you stick to it.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    I believe it's literally the same guy.

    Thank you almighty God for this. There's not a lot of positivity in the world, but the same guy strategically fucking up two separate shipping lanes is so good.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • ElaroElaro Who am I? What do I want?Registered User regular
    You know what they say, chess grandmasters make the same mistake only twice.

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    saved you a click: they unstuck it

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    If they ever stop that man from piloting boats then they're cowards

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Let him pilot the first colony ship to Mars

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    "what do you mean 'stuck in space?'"

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    "Ran aground on Deimos somehow"

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2022
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Do you think the Everstuck captain is actually a time traveler with exactly one proven method of changing history?

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  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    I bet he's in less trouble than the captain of the Moskva.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.

  • ElaroElaro Who am I? What do I want?Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.

    Yeah, I think they're aiming for a hat trick!

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.

    Yeah, I think they're aiming for a hat trick!

    Honestly I want him to get a third ship just so he can do this. It's only right, in a cosmic sort of sense.

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Gotta step it up, someone get a Space Shuttle stuck in a tunnel.

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
  • ElaroElaro Who am I? What do I want?Registered User regular
    Gotta step it up, someone get a Space Shuttle stuck in a tunnel.

    Bonus points if it's a SpaceX shuttle in a Hyperloop tunnel.

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.

    Yeah, I think they're aiming for a hat trick!

    Honestly I want him to get a third ship just so he can do this. It's only right, in a cosmic sort of sense.

    rule of thirds means he has to do something drastically different, like it just sinks right in front of the dock or something after making it through the expected sticking place

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.

    Yeah, I think they're aiming for a hat trick!

    Honestly I want him to get a third ship just so he can do this. It's only right, in a cosmic sort of sense.

    they need to promote him to management

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    I bet he's in less trouble than the captain of the Moskva.

    There’s a fairly substantiated rumor that the captain of the Moskva was given a piece of the true cross and had it aboard

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    I bet he's in less trouble than the captain of the Moskva.

    There’s a fairly substantiated rumor that the captain of the Moskva was given a piece of the true cross and had it aboard

    Ooo, fetch quest

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2022
    I have a little piece of what's supposed to be Saint Anthony of Padua's robe, it's in epoxy on a little medallion.

    I keep it in my wallet so I don't lose my wallet, and so far it's worked out pretty good, haven't lost a wallet in the like, 20 years I've been carrying it.

    edit: Tony is the only saint who I ever ask for help.

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  • ElaroElaro Who am I? What do I want?Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    I bet he's in less trouble than the captain of the Moskva.

    There’s a fairly substantiated rumor that the captain of the Moskva was given a piece of the true cross and had it aboard

    Was he on a mission to kill a ghost wizard or something?

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited April 2022

    edit: Tony is the only saint who I ever ask for help.

    YO TONAAAAAAAY

    Magic Pink on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I have a little piece of what's supposed to be Saint Anthony of Padua's robe, it's in epoxy on a little medallion.

    I keep it in my wallet so I don't lose my wallet, and so far it's worked out pretty good, haven't lost a wallet in the like, 20 years I've been carrying it.

    edit: Tony is the only saint who I ever ask for help.

    YO TONAAAAAAAY

    HEY NIKO

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/jeff-bezos-500m-superyacht-stuck-after-firm-decides-against-dismantling-historic-dutch-bridge-says-report/ar-AAZ5sLy?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=da556528796649baa521ef5f5bee7a09

    Ladies and gentlemen, another boat is stuck. Bezos’ super yacht is stuck after the Dutch authorities refused to dismantle their bridge in Rotterdam for him

    Tef on
    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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