First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.
The man from goat.se's time has finally come and he's ready to accept what.the Chesapeake Bay could not.
You mean Kirk Johnson? He's the hero we don't deserve
Apparently he had an unrecoverable intestinal hemmorage while trying to further his gapping prowess with a volleyball. Whether said sporting good was named Wilson is unknown at this time.
If true, godspeed to an internet innovator who attempted to stretch in a manner no o-ring has done before.
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.
The man from goat.se's time has finally come and he's ready to accept what.the Chesapeake Bay could not.
You mean Kirk Johnson? He's the hero we don't deserve
Apparently he had an unrecoverable intestinal hemmorage while trying to further his gapping prowess with a volleyball. Whether said sporting good was named Wilson is unknown at this time.
If true, godspeed to an internet innovator who attempted to stretch in a manner no o-ring has done before.
this is a lot of info to take in at once i need to sit down
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
First, they fucked on the boat; but in 2021 the boat fucked all of us.
The man from goat.se's time has finally come and he's ready to accept what.the Chesapeake Bay could not.
You mean Kirk Johnson? He's the hero we don't deserve
Apparently he had an unrecoverable intestinal hemmorage while trying to further his gapping prowess with a volleyball. Whether said sporting good was named Wilson is unknown at this time.
If true, godspeed to an internet innovator who attempted to stretch in a manner no o-ring has done before.
this is a lot of info to take in at once i need to sit down
Just don't sit on this volleyball
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smof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Is there a particular reason why this one company is bad (good?) at getting boats stuck? Or does this actually happen a lot and we're only hearing about this because of its connection to the Great Suez Event?
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ElaroWho am I?What do I want?Registered Userregular
Is there a particular reason why this one company is bad (good?) at getting boats stuck? Or does this actually happen a lot and we're only hearing about this because of its connection to the Great Suez Event?
It's literally the same operator responsible for both boats getting stuck.
Thank you almighty God for this. There's not a lot of positivity in the world, but the same guy strategically fucking up two separate shipping lanes is so good.
I am in the business of saving lives.
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ElaroWho am I?What do I want?Registered Userregular
You know what they say, chess grandmasters make the same mistake only twice.
Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.
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ElaroWho am I?What do I want?Registered Userregular
Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.
Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.
Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.
Honestly I want him to get a third ship just so he can do this. It's only right, in a cosmic sort of sense.
rule of thirds means he has to do something drastically different, like it just sinks right in front of the dock or something after making it through the expected sticking place
Man, good for him. I can't imagine having the confidence to cause one of the world's most famous fuckups and then convince my boss to give me another try. And then fuck it up again. I hope he talks them into giving him a third ship to beach just so he can chase his dreams.
I bet he's in less trouble than the captain of the Moskva.
There’s a fairly substantiated rumor that the captain of the Moskva was given a piece of the true cross and had it aboard
Ooo, fetch quest
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
edited April 2022
I have a little piece of what's supposed to be Saint Anthony of Padua's robe, it's in epoxy on a little medallion.
I keep it in my wallet so I don't lose my wallet, and so far it's worked out pretty good, haven't lost a wallet in the like, 20 years I've been carrying it.
edit: Tony is the only saint who I ever ask for help.
Depressperado on
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ElaroWho am I?What do I want?Registered Userregular
I have a little piece of what's supposed to be Saint Anthony of Padua's robe, it's in epoxy on a little medallion.
I keep it in my wallet so I don't lose my wallet, and so far it's worked out pretty good, haven't lost a wallet in the like, 20 years I've been carrying it.
edit: Tony is the only saint who I ever ask for help.
Ladies and gentlemen, another boat is stuck. Bezos’ super yacht is stuck after the Dutch authorities refused to dismantle their bridge in Rotterdam for him
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What the hell did you do to deserve Goatse Man?
it's basic karma math
Apparently he had an unrecoverable intestinal hemmorage while trying to further his gapping prowess with a volleyball. Whether said sporting good was named Wilson is unknown at this time.
If true, godspeed to an internet innovator who attempted to stretch in a manner no o-ring has done before.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
this is a lot of info to take in at once i need to sit down
~ Buckaroo Banzai
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Hey the boat is still fuckin stuck lmao
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Just don't sit on this volleyball
It's literally the same operator responsible for both boats getting stuck.
And once you know what you like, you stick to it.
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Thank you almighty God for this. There's not a lot of positivity in the world, but the same guy strategically fucking up two separate shipping lanes is so good.
HE IS RISEN
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Yeah, I think they're aiming for a hat trick!
Honestly I want him to get a third ship just so he can do this. It's only right, in a cosmic sort of sense.
Bonus points if it's a SpaceX shuttle in a Hyperloop tunnel.
rule of thirds means he has to do something drastically different, like it just sinks right in front of the dock or something after making it through the expected sticking place
they need to promote him to management
There’s a fairly substantiated rumor that the captain of the Moskva was given a piece of the true cross and had it aboard
Ooo, fetch quest
I keep it in my wallet so I don't lose my wallet, and so far it's worked out pretty good, haven't lost a wallet in the like, 20 years I've been carrying it.
edit: Tony is the only saint who I ever ask for help.
Was he on a mission to kill a ghost wizard or something?
YO TONAAAAAAAY
HEY NIKO
Ladies and gentlemen, another boat is stuck. Bezos’ super yacht is stuck after the Dutch authorities refused to dismantle their bridge in Rotterdam for him
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke