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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling

    I sometimes get upset discovering that people have faces.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Nobody but me in the office today

    On the one hand, sad

    On the other, full control of the aircon

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling

    I sometimes get upset discovering that people have faces.

    I have good news!

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Just got it confirmed that I won't get a second pay increase this year because I, quote - got too much earlier in the year.

    I know for a fact I'm still on less that the last guy in the job so it doesn't sound like too much to me!

    At the very least I've secured a promotion for my best analyst, so it's not all doom and gloom.

    But urgh, my company's obsession with cost cutting is getting increasingly frustrating

    101 on
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    The best way for them to cut costs is for you to go work for someone else that appreciates you.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling

    Do you expect me to talk?
    No, Mr. Hasselsmof, I expect you to die.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Having one of those "you don't realize how good you've got it" days, but its me, I didn't realize it. I am a Tech Sport Specialist (TSSPEC, or T-Speck, they shorten it to) at an elementary school that has under 600 students. My district is a county in Northern VA with around 100 schools (mix of ES/MS/HS and traditional schools where its K-8).

    I already felt like its been a blessing, because most days I can spend my time browsing the internet while waiting for tickets that (knock on wood) do not come very fast or furiously. However, they had been warning us since I started here this past March that all ES TSSPECs would be getting scheduled to help out at their closest HS one day a week because their goal is to have every TSSPEC be 1-to-1000 devices, more or less.

    Today was the the first day of that, and I was the lucky TSSPEC who got to go to the nearby HS first. And the usual TSSPEC who works the local HS was out today so it was just me. Thank God it was only for 3 hours. The amount of work I did there was equivalent to a week's worth at my normal school. In 3 hours.

    Thankfully its just 3 hours per week. And next week the other TSSPEC will be present.

    It's gonna make the days that you're not there seem like a sweet sweet vacation.

    I already felt pretty lucky, because I knock out most of the issues at my home school in like 20 minutes and then I can just remote into my home PC and play Football Manager or browse the forums since they're not blocked at home.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling

    Is that what Tube told you when you signed the paperwork? That it was going to change everyone's legal name to their username?

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling

    Is that what Tube told you when you signed the paperwork? That it was going to change everyone's legal name to their username?

    This explains a lot about some things in my life.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Has anyone here worked with MS Project / Roadmap?

    Is it something that might solve all of my calendar / coordination / pipeline problems or is it just another thing I'm going to maintain?

    Doodmann on
    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    To our previous convo, this is a pokey

    WN78BAZ.jpeg

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    that's... not quite the worst panel I've ever seen, but it's up there

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Haha I could show you some panels.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Was expecting to find "GNDN" on there somewhere

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Also, for nomanufacturing peeps.

    OK is a big thing in Quality. Like, an actual saying.

    So you get to see corporate posters and shit that just say

    "Subaru
    OK"

    Which looks like the most low effort, aggressively mid, advertising campaign and it makes me laugh, everytime.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Haha I could show you some panels.

    I'm sure, given how much effort it sounds like from your posts that goes on day to day keep things going in your facility, I am not surprised in the least

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    It's Friday, baybee!

    [Presses the button labeled "SHOTS" five times in quick succession.]

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Speaking of parts shortage

    They scheduled a 5.5 yesterday.

    We had to stop after 1 hour 20 minutes cause engine was waiting on delivery thay arrived 15 minutes later.

    They didn't have the parts on hand to run for a mesely two hours

    Just In Time!

    Docshifty on
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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    I used to work on a commercial printing press similar to this one, and you had the set the color manually for each color, across 38 inches of web (Paper roll). It was a giant pain in the ass. Newer presses had sensors that could dial it in pretty damn close, but ours was all manual baby!

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    please comply with VITAL PROCESS, Citizen!

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    please comply with VITAL PROCESS, Citizen!

    No, I aim to MANUAL FAULT.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    I in the hospital for 1 overnight stay and there is literal shit on the floor

    Edit: Some got shit on the floor at work

    RoyceSraphim on
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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    I like to imagine a Goldbergian level of dongles is required to connect that programming port to a modern laptop

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Has anyone here worked with MS Project / Roadmap?

    Is it something that might solve all of my calendar / coordination / pipeline problems or is it just another thing I'm going to maintain?

    It depends on what your problems are - Project is a beast unto itself. If you have lots of simultaneous workstreams with decent time/effort estimates and need to determine critical path and dependency maps at the same time while having hard completion estimates - it's ok. If you don't need/have all that, it's a bit overgunned. Often you can do enough using Jira dependencies via issue links or even in excel of having tasks with done/not done and a flexible status that relies on done in direct dependencies.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Has anyone here worked with MS Project / Roadmap?

    Is it something that might solve all of my calendar / coordination / pipeline problems or is it just another thing I'm going to maintain?

    I'm trying to use it now

    it's...okay-ish? It still isn't doing quite what I want but it's better than using ADO, our internal wiki, or a damn Excel spreadsheet.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Has anyone here worked with MS Project / Roadmap?

    Is it something that might solve all of my calendar / coordination / pipeline problems or is it just another thing I'm going to maintain?

    It depends on what your problems are - Project is a beast unto itself. If you have lots of simultaneous workstreams with decent time/effort estimates and need to determine critical path and dependency maps at the same time while having hard completion estimates - it's ok. If you don't need/have all that, it's a bit overgunned. Often you can do enough using Jira dependencies via issue links or even in excel of having tasks with done/not done and a flexible status that relies on done in direct dependencies.

    My goal is two things kind of, long term strategic planning to be able to plan out even related stuff like a year in advance and then setting up some kind of workflow for campaign requests to coordinate all the different outputs and make sure the higher ups are aware of what's happening.

    I'm mostly just trying to make a big picture marketing calendar and can't really seem to figure out a combo of outlook/teams/planner that works and isn't just me building a personal tracking excel sheet with a different and possibly worse interface.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling

    Yeah

    ha
    ha

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The 2 interviews are complete. The first was with a staffing agency. It took 10 minutes and they said they would shop me to a few places.

    At the second interview I met with the regional manager. He said, and I quote: "We have a few more interviews, but you've got my recommendation."

    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Its comforting to see people worry about their subordinates the same way I do

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    that's... not quite the worst panel I've ever seen, but it's up there

    It reminds me of how in TOS Star Trek, they have a desk full of buttons and no labels on what anything does. Or maybe like one of those midi controllers that is a square of white keys with no differentiation to indicate what each button does.

    Peace to fashion police, I wear my heart
    On my sleeve, let the runway start
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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I watched "Balance of Terror" in the hospital while flipping back and forth between it and "Into Darkness"

    Justin Lin pulled a lot of audio from TOS

    Balance of Terror really holds up well as a show, but is only hard to watch because of the filming style of the day.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Peace to fashion police, I wear my heart
    On my sleeve, let the runway start
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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I've been offered the position. I start Tuesday.

    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Dude who bypassed the pokey with the click wrench is still doing it. Watched him click one shot twice, and another three times.

    What are we even doing here, then

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Dude who bypassed the pokey with the click wrench is still doing it. Watched him click one shot twice, and another three times.

    What are we even doing here, then

    Hacking

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Dude who bypassed the pokey with the click wrench is still doing it. Watched him click one shot twice, and another three times.

    What are we even doing here, then

    All the processes in the world don't work if the culture doesn't support them! I know I'm preaching to the choir here though.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    oh hey, they list my medical data on all these visits.

    Oh.....oh no

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Dude who bypassed the pokey with the click wrench is still doing it. Watched him click one shot twice, and another three times.

    What are we even doing here, then

    All the processes in the world don't work if the culture doesn't support them! I know I'm preaching to the choir here though.

    Poke yoke is mistake proofing. The idea is to make it impossible to inadvertently make a mistake and not notice. It does nothing against active non-compliance.

    Well... it does offer an iron clad way to say the mistake is the fault of lackey whom you want to remove for fault. Bonus round: Encourage an environment where folks routinely do it and it is never commented on so you get to fire anybody at any time for cause! Either their documented numbers suck compared to everybody else, because they don't circumvent procedures, or they are shown to be actively bypassing procedures so you can document that for cause.

    I do wonder if that is a result of the combination of American workplace attitudes and the Japanese production methods or if it was Always The Point. Really varies with how cynical I'm feeling at the moment.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    To our previous convo, this is a pokey

    WN78BAZ.jpeg

    "You do the pokayoke and you turn the bolt aroun- wait, that guy isn't doing it."
    Learning that people on this forum have real names is slightly unsettling
    Oh dear, I AM the uncanny valley.

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