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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Dang, a new booster dropped? I should probably get that. Although I just got back from a funeral where I was hugged by approximately two hundred rural Republicans, so that particular ship might have very recently sailed.

    I've still not gotten covid and my last booster was October so I'm pretty eager to get this one.

    It will be my third shot total thanks to the stupid one shot J&J and only one previous booster allowed.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I am about to have a meeting with the 2IC to the CTO to discuss a JEDI role.

    No, I am not going to explain what JEDI is.
    I got stood up by the 2IC.

    I can't believe I got JEDI ghosted.
    We rescheduled to Monday.

    Update: I have been recruited to join the JEDI

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I am about to have a meeting with the 2IC to the CTO to discuss a JEDI role.

    No, I am not going to explain what JEDI is.
    I got stood up by the 2IC.

    I can't believe I got JEDI ghosted.
    We rescheduled to Monday.

    Update: I have been recruited to join the JEDI

    but will they grant you the title of Master?

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Someone was very sure they could best someone at arm wrestling yesterday.

    They were so sure, they put $20 on the bet and did it on the production floor, in the middle of the shift.

    They were so wrong, their arm broke.

    And so they lost their bet, their functional arm, and their job.

    Arm wrestling was explicitly banned at my first software job and this is why.
    It was after hours and I believe those involved were drunk.

    I am sure the office management and HR teams had a wonderful time.

    I am slowly realizing people take arm wrestling significantly more seriously than I do

    I'm thinking a big part of it is not appearing weak, stemming from the same brainpoison that makes people challenge others to arm wrestling constantly. That and poor form.

    If you are losing, you should tap out. But, people can't look weak! I gotta win! So they keep trying, and with your arm bent back like that, all the force is applied to like the midforearm and snap.

    It's absolutely about the macho act.

    My alternative has always been drunkenly asserting that I am strong enough to give people a piggy back. I am 5'3" and weigh like 120-130 lbs.
    They never believe me until they let me try. I am lucky to have not hurt my back yet.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I am about to have a meeting with the 2IC to the CTO to discuss a JEDI role.

    No, I am not going to explain what JEDI is.
    I got stood up by the 2IC.

    I can't believe I got JEDI ghosted.
    We rescheduled to Monday.

    Update: I have been recruited to join the JEDI

    but will they grant you the title of Master?

    No, for some reason they only give that to fishermen. And giggle every time.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I am about to have a meeting with the 2IC to the CTO to discuss a JEDI role.

    No, I am not going to explain what JEDI is.
    I got stood up by the 2IC.

    I can't believe I got JEDI ghosted.
    We rescheduled to Monday.

    Update: I have been recruited to join the JEDI

    but will they grant you the title of Master?

    No, for some reason they only give that to fishermen. And giggle every time.

    Bra

    fucking

    vo!

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Today at the office I discovered that my company also worships The Pod and I am currently sitting inside one right now. I gotta say I’m impressed by Pod’s soundproofing.
    Comfort-wise it’s not bad but I wish I could control the temperature.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I am about to have a meeting with the 2IC to the CTO to discuss a JEDI role.

    No, I am not going to explain what JEDI is.
    I got stood up by the 2IC.

    I can't believe I got JEDI ghosted.
    We rescheduled to Monday.

    Update: I have been recruited to join the JEDI

    but will they grant you the title of Master?

    No, for some reason they only give that to fishermen. And giggle every time.

    Bra

    fucking

    vo!

    For those that didn't get the joke, fishermen who apply bait to their lines are baiters.

    To those of you who got the joke and groaned, I'll be here all night! Be sure to tip your waiter!

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I will use physical violence to stop them putting me in their fucking corporate pods

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    A pod?

    Like an isolated chamber?

    So I could in theory obey the "come into the office" but still never have to actually talk to anybody? And I could listen to my music without needing headache causing headphones?

    Sign me up.

    Although temp control would be a must.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Good news, my weekend curry is finished, although slightly burned to the bottom of the pot. I could not play at the arcade because people were shooting nearby.

    But I have not been forced to install a corporate catheter to use their pod. Because that is the solution to bathroom breaks

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I think they do stuff to you in the pods

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Has anyone consulted tynic, the forum's pod expert on these?

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Tynic went into a pod several years ago and never returned.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    then who has been posting here for all these years

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    Moridin889Moridin889 Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    then who has been posting here for all these years

    The pod

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Has anyone consulted tynic, the forum's pod expert on these?

    I think we've had enough of these "experts" I say we destroy all the pods!

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Moridin889 wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    then who has been posting here for all these years

    The pod

    Are you suggesting that our dear tynic is in actuality A POD PERSON?

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Since Tynic lives on the west coast, does that make her a Tide Pod? I challenge you to tell me it doesn't!

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I don't like this new version of Pod People.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pod verdict: fine, with chance of bear? Call now 1800-POD-LIVES

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I don't like this new version of Pod People.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    What arms do y'all use to secure extra monitors to your desks?

    Is it worth it to buy a double arm mount for two different sized monitors?

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    What arms do y'all use to secure extra monitors to your desks?

    Is it worth it to buy a double arm mount for two different sized monitors?

    Im a fan of the mono price mounts. To your second point, id say yea.

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    CormacCormac Registered User regular
    I'll second the Monoprice monitor arms. I use one of their dual arm Workstream and it's excellent. I think it's the exact same thing that Fully sells for a significantly lower price.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    What arms do y'all use to secure extra monitors to your desks?

    Is it worth it to buy a double arm mount for two different sized monitors?

    Big strong ones.

    Like @Juggernut

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    What arms do y'all use to secure extra monitors to your desks?

    Is it worth it to buy a double arm mount for two different sized monitors?

    Big strong ones.

    Like Juggernut

    I have caused ye ole' tavern wench to laugh with thine jest.

    Thank ye

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    So this last week at work was brutal because of the lack of management skills at work I am left a wreck riding the rollercoaster of hello kitty emotes
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    Brainleech on
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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I just dumped 227 grams of course ground coffee and doubled the water ratio to over a liter because 500 ml doesn't look like it would cause enough of a bloom.

    Got a message if I wanted food, cause person above me in rank had whipped up a lot of food for everyone on shift. I was home and happy, but glad to part of a healthy team.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Overheard in the library just now.

    Freshman: "I'm not a speed runner but I play to emulate them"
    Proceeds to play the slowest game of Sonic the Hedgehog I've ever seen.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Overheard in the library just now.

    Freshman: "I'm not a speed runner but I play to emulate them"
    Proceeds to play the slowest game of Sonic the Hedgehog I've ever seen.

    How strong was the urge to wander over and just school them in what a true master could do ?

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Overheard in the library just now.

    Freshman: "I'm not a speed runner but I play to emulate them"
    Proceeds to play the slowest game of Sonic the Hedgehog I've ever seen.

    How strong was the urge to wander over and just school them in what a true master could do ?

    I never had a Genesis so I'm not super good at Sonic. I could still have gone faster than him.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    sonic 1 is slower than the other genesis games (esp level 2, so fucking slow)

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Overheard in the library just now.

    Freshman: "I'm not a speed runner but I play to emulate them"
    Proceeds to play the slowest game of Sonic the Hedgehog I've ever seen.

    How strong was the urge to wander over and just school them in what a true master could do ?

    I never had a Genesis so I'm not super good at Sonic. I could still have gone faster than him.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEmcVRNZvI

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    Overheard in the library just now.

    Freshman: "I'm not a speed runner but I play to emulate them"
    Proceeds to play the slowest game of Sonic the Hedgehog I've ever seen.

    Well, its good they aren't speed-running cause then you won't have to offer the decree towards them:

    "You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference."

    Zonugal on
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I need to trick kids into playing Quake III arena again so I can join their lan games from my office and absolutely destroy them.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    I need to trick kids into playing Quake III arena again so I can join their lan games from my office and absolutely destroy them.

    "Who is this fucking Ghost who keeps appearing? I thought we locked this to school laptops only!"

    .... Apologies, living vicariously through what I imagine a librarians life to be like.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I really want to stay up and bake pound cake, but the butter still isn't room temp and I have been up for....18 hours.....shit

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited September 2022
    What arms do y'all use to secure extra monitors to your desks?

    Is it worth it to buy a double arm mount for two different sized monitors?

    Big strong ones.

    Like Juggernut

    Just be prepared for your arm mounts to have very bad tendonitis all the time forever.

    Juggernut on
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