As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

Penny Arcade - Comic - Baby It's Kobold Outside

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin

Baby It's Kobold Outside!

Penny Arcade - Comic - Baby It's Kobold Outside

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

Read the full story here

Posts

  • Options
    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Yes this is 100% real.

    No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.

  • Options
    OverkillengineOverkillengine Registered User regular
    Maybe I have treated the apocalypse fetishists too harshly.

  • Options
    V1mV1m Registered User regular
  • Options
    PyrianPyrian Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.
    I mean, stuff like this probably is why.

  • Options
    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Pyrian wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.
    I mean, stuff like this probably is why.

    Could God make a Kobold so big even He couldn't have sex with it?

  • Options
    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    And would there be a 9-book series about it with a 4-series Netflix adaptation?

    Well yes, obviously. Meteors plx

  • Options
    LttlefootLttlefoot Registered User regular
    Sex with Hitler 3D

  • Options
    Emperor MegamanEmperor Megaman Registered User regular
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

  • Options
    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    It's definitely a real thing.

    steam_sig.png
  • Options
    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    It looked very much like he was having a psychotic break, one whose cleavage point was a combination of a farm sim and a pen full of horny, diminutive reptile sluts.

    Is one hell of a sentence and it cracked me the fuck up when I read it.

    sig.gif Gamertag: KL Retribution
    PSN:Furlion
  • Options
    PyrianPyrian Registered User regular
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.
    This is an important skill to have on the internet. Took me a decade or so to learn it, lol.

  • Options
    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    reading Jerry's post and
    "nasty whore lizards" made me spit out my drink

    ouxsemmi8rm9.png

  • Options
    BremenBremen Registered User regular
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

    I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

  • Options
    TigrerojoTigrerojo Registered User regular
    Huh. I thought the internet's lewd obsession with kobolds had become common knowledge after D&D became mainstream...

  • Options
    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Bremen wrote: »
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

    I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

    Thank you for your service

  • Options
    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I think given our acceptance of furries we can cut the scalies a break. Although given the diminutive size and generally lower intellect there are other ethical concerns I suppose.

    sig.gif Gamertag: KL Retribution
    PSN:Furlion
  • Options
    BremenBremen Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    I think given our acceptance of furries we can cut the scalies a break. Although given the diminutive size and generally lower intellect there are other ethical concerns I suppose.

    Oh, I have nothing against furries or scalies. The actual game page was very weird and offputting in multiple other ways, which I don't think need to be detailed here.

  • Options
    dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Bremen wrote: »
    I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

    I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

    Thank you for your service

    We used to have someone in our office to perform this service for us. Then he switched careers from programmer to priest.

    True story.

Sign In or Register to comment.