Penny Arcade - Comic - Baby It's Kobold Outside

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Penny Arcade - Comic - Baby It's Kobold Outside

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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MichaelLC

Yes this is 100% real.

No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.

Overkillengine

Maybe I have treated the apocalypse fetishists too harshly.

V1m

Summon the meteors.

Pyrian

MichaelLC wrote: »

No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.

I mean, stuff like this probably is why.

MichaelLC

Pyrian wrote: »

MichaelLC wrote: »

No, I don't know why God had turned from us either.

I mean, stuff like this probably is why.

Could God make a Kobold so big even He couldn't have sex with it?

V1m

And would there be a 9-book series about it with a 4-series Netflix adaptation?

Well yes, obviously. Meteors plx

Lttlefoot

Sex with Hitler 3D

Emperor Megaman

I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

Tofystedeth

It's definitely a real thing.

furlion

It looked very much like he was having a psychotic break, one whose cleavage point was a combination of a farm sim and a pen full of horny, diminutive reptile sluts.

Is one hell of a sentence and it cracked me the fuck up when I read it.

Pyrian

Emperor Megaman wrote: »

I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

This is an important skill to have on the internet. Took me a decade or so to learn it, lol.

el_vicio

reading Jerry's post and
"nasty whore lizards" made me spit out my drink

Bremen

Emperor Megaman wrote: »

I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

Tigrerojo

Huh. I thought the internet's lewd obsession with kobolds had become common knowledge after D&D became mainstream...

V1m

Bremen wrote: »

Emperor Megaman wrote: »

I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

Thank you for your service

furlion

I think given our acceptance of furries we can cut the scalies a break. Although given the diminutive size and generally lower intellect there are other ethical concerns I suppose.

Bremen

furlion wrote: »

I think given our acceptance of furries we can cut the scalies a break. Although given the diminutive size and generally lower intellect there are other ethical concerns I suppose.

Oh, I have nothing against furries or scalies. The actual game page was very weird and offputting in multiple other ways, which I don't think need to be detailed here.

dennis

V1m wrote: »

Bremen wrote: »

Emperor Megaman wrote: »

I was about to look it up... then i thought to myself, "why the heck would i look up that" and did'nt.

I did and trust me, you made the right choice.

Thank you for your service

We used to have someone in our office to perform this service for us. Then he switched careers from programmer to priest.

True story.