(it's not exactly extremely comfortable and more importantly without it I can freely have my jacket open, which will fit better. Would need to be extra super unlucky to get in a fight tonight, though.)
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NoneoftheaboveJust a conforming non-conformist.Twilight ZoneRegistered Userregular
edited February 16
Suddenly life and work doesn't seem so bleak when I myself do not have to combine the words "work" and "stab vest".
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
do they make a stab vest for banging your knee on the keyboard tray
I made a four egg omelette diner-style by browning the outside in some butter, and then loading the toppings when it was more -or-less set and then folding it over
It was good, it was gross, it was the size of a plate, I won't do that again for awhile
you wouldn't think four eggs is a lot of eggs but four eggs is a lot of eggs
Three eggs: A good reasonable amount of eggs done as scrambled eggs
Four eggs: A sizable amount of scrambled eggs, A GIGANTIC OMELETTE I'M SCRAMBLING BACKWARDS AND CALLING IN ORBITAL STRIKE
Why is it that 4 fried or scrambled eggs seems like a lot but 4 hard boiled eggs seems like it it would be absolutely no problem? Probably could eat another 4.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I made a four egg omelette diner-style by browning the outside in some butter, and then loading the toppings when it was more -or-less set and then folding it over
It was good, it was gross, it was the size of a plate, I won't do that again for awhile
you wouldn't think four eggs is a lot of eggs but four eggs is a lot of eggs
Three eggs: A good reasonable amount of eggs done as scrambled eggs
Four eggs: A sizable amount of scrambled eggs, A GIGANTIC OMELETTE I'M SCRAMBLING BACKWARDS AND CALLING IN ORBITAL STRIKE
Why is it that 4 fried or scrambled eggs seems like a lot but 4 hard boiled eggs seems like it it would be absolutely no problem? Probably could eat another 4.
Suddenly life and work doesn't seem so bleak when I myself do not have to combinr the words "work" and "stab vest".
it's not really for knives it's mainly for if someone punches me hard in the chest they'll just break their hand instead of hurt me
and then really that little bit of added sense of security helps maintain my cool and thus, easier to avoid a situation where someone does throw that punch at all
barring just being unlucky and running into some psycho, as you do, but
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Due to a policy change, I was able to approve a case for citizenship. We used to require paperwork for gender transitions. Now we don’t!
In 2020/1 that was not the case and it was the only time I said “bullsh*t” in front of an applicant because I couldn’t change his gender on his certificate for him.
Was super happy I was able to approve this gentleman’s case.
Made my heart happy.
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jmcdonaldI voted, did you?DC(ish)Registered Userregular
do they make a stab vest for banging your knee on the keyboard tray
a bang vest you say
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
I don't have any merch original to the era -- I do have the albums -- but man I'm considering picking up some Linkin Park Hybrid Theory/Meteora era merch and mean-mugging these 19-20 year olds at the gym
Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
I made a four egg omelette diner-style by browning the outside in some butter, and then loading the toppings when it was more -or-less set and then folding it over
It was good, it was gross, it was the size of a plate, I won't do that again for awhile
you wouldn't think four eggs is a lot of eggs but four eggs is a lot of eggs
Three eggs: A good reasonable amount of eggs done as scrambled eggs
Four eggs: A sizable amount of scrambled eggs, A GIGANTIC OMELETTE I'M SCRAMBLING BACKWARDS AND CALLING IN ORBITAL STRIKE
Why is it that 4 fried or scrambled eggs seems like a lot but 4 hard boiled eggs seems like it it would be absolutely no problem? Probably could eat another 4.
nobody can eat four eggs
I unhinge my jaw and eat 4 whole eggs out of a nest every day
JebusUD on
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
edited February 16
Abdhy is it chain or is it scales or what
I can tell you all about plates -- friends don't let friends buy RMA -- but stab vests are unknown to me
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Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
Suddenly life and work doesn't seem so bleak when I myself do not have to combinr the words "work" and "stab vest".
it's not really for knives it's mainly for if someone punches me hard in the chest they'll just break their hand instead of hurt me
and then really that little bit of added sense of security helps maintain my cool and thus, easier to avoid a situation where someone does throw that punch at all
barring just being unlucky and running into some psycho, as you do, but
So you're saying you have a more punch-able chest, than a punch-able face?
one of the funniest things I've seen on the job recently was a plainclothes cop with their full rigid vest underneath a shirt with impressively strong buttons trying to get out of a basic-ass volvo with zero ability to bend his torso.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Oh dag new Vampire Weekend coming out? I thought they were broke up and dunzo.
I made a four egg omelette diner-style by browning the outside in some butter, and then loading the toppings when it was more -or-less set and then folding it over
It was good, it was gross, it was the size of a plate, I won't do that again for awhile
you wouldn't think four eggs is a lot of eggs but four eggs is a lot of eggs
Three eggs: A good reasonable amount of eggs done as scrambled eggs
Four eggs: A sizable amount of scrambled eggs, A GIGANTIC OMELETTE I'M SCRAMBLING BACKWARDS AND CALLING IN ORBITAL STRIKE
Why is it that 4 fried or scrambled eggs seems like a lot but 4 hard boiled eggs seems like it it would be absolutely no problem? Probably could eat another 4.
I just started Legend Of Korra. Avatar has kind of timeless appeal to all ages. Legend Of Korra feels specifically made for angsty teens. It kind of sucks. I hope it gets better.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
If someone I was eating with ordered four naan I might need to step out to think for a minute
If my wife murders me it will almost certainly be for insufficient naan coverage with an order of Indian food.
Two goats enter, one car leaves
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
this is dumb but I recorded so many tapes as a kid and doing it with all modern stuff, adapted down to go into a vintage tape deck with just the right level and eq bias is great. its easy, the VFD equalizer on the tape deck looks as cool as ever. the sound quality is aggressively mediocre but better than anything you could get at home in the 80s or 90s because the computer sourcing the audio can pull some really fancy tricks
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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I am removing my stab vest; so if this is the night I get stabbed I will, on some level at least, appreciate the joke
Why is it that 4 fried or scrambled eggs seems like a lot but 4 hard boiled eggs seems like it it would be absolutely no problem? Probably could eat another 4.
but they're listening to every word I say
nobody can eat four eggs
it's not really for knives it's mainly for if someone punches me hard in the chest they'll just break their hand instead of hurt me
and then really that little bit of added sense of security helps maintain my cool and thus, easier to avoid a situation where someone does throw that punch at all
barring just being unlucky and running into some psycho, as you do, but
yes
work pants almost all have interior pockets for kneepads
In 2020/1 that was not the case and it was the only time I said “bullsh*t” in front of an applicant because I couldn’t change his gender on his certificate for him.
Was super happy I was able to approve this gentleman’s case.
Made my heart happy.
a bang vest you say
I unhinge my jaw and eat 4 whole eggs out of a nest every day
but they're listening to every word I say
I can tell you all about plates -- friends don't let friends buy RMA -- but stab vests are unknown to me
It's a series of ziplock bags full of oobleck
the drip
So you're saying you have a more punch-able chest, than a punch-able face?
Looking like an Alien android when you get stabbed and a bunch if white goo comes out.
but they're listening to every word I say
metal plates.
Being rigid is basically the entire point.
The one I got has a pretty good shape, it's not very boxy and hides very well.
but, of course, something that went lower would be nice. I like my intestines unperforated. But hey. I like being able to bend, too.
AAAAA MY BLOOD IS MILK
I have suggested full plate before
with a visor making a very monthy python squeak every time I lift it to see or speak
but they're listening to every word I say
Everybody's a tough guy until the door guy pulls out the Zweihänder.
Four eggs good, two eggs bad.
it annoys the piss out of me that this album is gone from spotify and replaced by the very different - and not very good - "remastered" version.
This song is perfect. It may be my favourite guitar solo of all time.
naan naan naan naan
naan naan naan naan
hey hey hey
order more naan
Figures it was also the first person I've run across with a fucking clan tag like that matters in helldivers
Now! What else floats in water??