also, this thread has reminded me that I still have a scorpion lollipop somewhere here that my sister got for me. She works at the butterfly conservatory, and they sell all kinds of those insect snack things.
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
roasted
here's the ingredient list:
malitol syrup, scorpion, artificial flavouring and colouring (yellow 5)
EDIT: Sorry, it's banana flavour, not lemon
Fuck that.
Banana flavored candy is terrible.
nuh uh. banana flavored laffy taffy. that shit is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s
this one time we were having lunch in india and my cousin orders this big club sandwich thing
we tell him well give him a hundred rupees if he can finish half of it in 30 seconds and he agrees to it
he picks up the sandwich and gets it ready while i wait for the second hand on my watch to land on an easy starting spot before telling him to start eating
he takes this quick bite of a corner to get the crust off and half a second later moves in for a big bite. basically as soon as he takes this bit he spits it out in a barely chewed ball, throws the sandwich back in the plate and starts gagging a bit, drinking to get the taste out
basically the eggs or were rotten or somethin and tasted really off
but seeing it was pretty hilarious. all eating with gusto which quickly turned to disgust
5 seconds in and hes lost the dare and the sandwich goes from neatly presented to scattered across the plate
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I was picking donut peaches with my family once, and everything was going good. The sun was in the air, sky was clear, I had a satchel half filled with peaches, and the peaches themselves were plump and delicious. We each had an aisle to ourselves, and some trees we would just pass because they were picked clean, and some had a dozen or so.
I come upon this tree that's smack in the middle of the orchard. The tree is FULL of peaches, literally bouquets of them. Clumps of them the size of basketballs all hanging down from their own weight. It was as if 30 peaches were glued together to form huge balls, and then stuck on the tree all over the place. I thought I discovered something, like some lost treasure.
So I go over, and start picking as many as I can.
But there's a reason why that tree wasn't touched guys.
I go through a "ball" of peaches, and I get deeper, and then I yank off another peach, and I see darkness inside the ball, and that darkness moved. I look more closely, and HOLY SHIT IT'S A WASPS NEST. MOTHER FUCKING WASPS ALL CRAWLING ALL OVER INSIDE THERE OH MY GOD WHY?
And then one just flies out and comes all buzzing with it's long legs all flailing demonically and free falls on my eye and stings me and then I feel it chewing my eye lid and I yell for God to kill me as I suddenly hear all of them buzzing. There had to be more hives or nests or whatever in each ball of peaches. I took off running with my eye swollen, scared for my life that they're coming after me. But I reach the car and explain what happened to my family and they all look terrified and they stayed clear of the demon peach tree while I sat in the car pouring water on my eye and keeping an ice pack on it.
It's the closest I've ever been to Hell.
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Dear God, WHY?! That makes me feel ill...
Congratulations on living through one of my worst fears. Bugs/spiders/creepy crawlies of every variety on my fucking eyes oh christ.
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I think my first was a fatass grub in a broccoli stem when I was ~7 or so.
Bitten into plenty a worm in an apple. Bitter fuckers. Also narrowly avoided a wasp in an apple - I picked it, bit into it, heard something weird & dropped it instinctively. Pissed off wasp emerged a second later. We also used to have berry canes of various types, and although I was never stung in the act of eating the fruit, I definitely received a few while picking berries over the years.
The worst were probably elm beetles - I'm still unclear as to how all this came together, but they were particularly (re)productive one year, and were basically covering everything in thick swarms. I was at a friend's house, we each made ourselves a bowl of ice cream - we each ended up with elm beetles buried in our ice cream. I ate a few before realising that no, there shouldn't be dark things stirred around in my vanilla ice cream though they could easily be mistaken for chocolate chunks or some shit once they're coated in ice cream. Also, they had the worst fucking bitter taste, like earwax or something.
Anyway.
I had a tick on me a little while ago and that was just so damn irritating
man I haven't been in the woods
fucking shit texas and I was just starting to warm up to you with your delicious barbecue and attractive women
Oh no a tick who cares
i am a super hypochondriac
every time I have gotten a headache since I have been pretty sure it is due to lyme disease
I would freak out so much if I ever found ticks on me, I have had lyme disease when I was a baby, almost died from it aswell on a number of occasions (I practically spent all my time in the hospital from I was 6 months to about 2 and a half)+ the doctors were sure I would never be able to walk due to my legs growing deformed from it. In the end with some correction and training I learned to walk anyways (my legs arent deform anymore, but it did cause me to get arthritis in my ankles, which is ).
What I wanted to say, I would much rather have a bee or a wasp on me then a tick.
In my backyard in India the best guavas were always half-eaten by parrots. I don't know if it was healthy but damn those parrots could pick the sweetest guavas.
Um as for disgusting one time there was a nest of roaches in an apple I ate.
I got bit on the nuts by a tick when I was 11. When I found it, the thing had swollen to the size of a quarter. That freaked me out for a bit.
the fuck?
did you not pee for like 17 days or something
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One time I was hungry and went into the kitchen, I grabbed a bun and started eating it.
I sorta ate around the outside, then I looked at the side I was eating, it was green. The other side was fine, it the side i saw when I picked it up
Then I started to taste it.
I started retching, dry hurling, eyes watering, I grabed the strongest tasting thing nearby, shitty beer, and guzzled, grabbed anything, nothing made the taste go away
I could taste it the next morning
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also, this thread has reminded me that I still have a scorpion lollipop somewhere here that my sister got for me. She works at the butterfly conservatory, and they sell all kinds of those insect snack things.
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
roasted
here's the ingredient list:
malitol syrup, scorpion, artificial flavouring and colouring (yellow 5)
EDIT: Sorry, it's banana flavour, not lemon
Welp, I just had the thing, and figured I should report my findings.
Banana candy isn't too bad, and scorpion tastes kinda nutty. All in all, I wouldn't suggest mixing the two in your next snack, unless you really want to.
3 out of 5 stars, not for everyone.
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also, this thread has reminded me that I still have a scorpion lollipop somewhere here that my sister got for me. She works at the butterfly conservatory, and they sell all kinds of those insect snack things.
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
roasted
here's the ingredient list:
malitol syrup, scorpion, artificial flavouring and colouring (yellow 5)
EDIT: Sorry, it's banana flavour, not lemon
Welp, I just had the thing, and figured I should report my findings.
Banana candy isn't too bad, and scorpion tastes kinda nutty. All in all, I wouldn't suggest mixing the two in your next snack, unless you really want to.
3 out of 5 stars, not for everyone.
A brave man, indeed.
Man I fucking hate scorpions. Goddamn Arizona is full of 'em.
I got bit on the nuts by a tick when I was 11. When I found it, the thing had swollen to the size of a quarter. That freaked me out for a bit.
Either burn it off with a cigarette... to get it off your nuts.
And all y'all freaking out about lyme know that only certain ticks carry it, right?
Yeah, and in fact the "lone star tick" (which I'm guessing is the kind in Texas, where I was bitten) is not a carrier.
Also we just pulled the damn thing out with tweezers. I don't get where this burning shit comes from. You grab it by the head and pull gently. If you're not a gibbering retard it's not exactly difficult to get the thing out with its jaws and head still connected
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See I agree with you there, I've very rarely had a tick get stuck on me. Vaseline is the best solution if that does happen though, cigarettes are the solution my grandfather used to use.
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I don't use tweezers though, I don't really carry them around with me and I get ticks all the goddamn time.
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nuh uh. banana flavored laffy taffy. that shit is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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man, your [strike]penis[/strike]paintings are rad!
we tell him well give him a hundred rupees if he can finish half of it in 30 seconds and he agrees to it
he picks up the sandwich and gets it ready while i wait for the second hand on my watch to land on an easy starting spot before telling him to start eating
he takes this quick bite of a corner to get the crust off and half a second later moves in for a big bite. basically as soon as he takes this bit he spits it out in a barely chewed ball, throws the sandwich back in the plate and starts gagging a bit, drinking to get the taste out
basically the eggs or were rotten or somethin and tasted really off
but seeing it was pretty hilarious. all eating with gusto which quickly turned to disgust
5 seconds in and hes lost the dare and the sandwich goes from neatly presented to scattered across the plate
Congratulations on living through one of my worst fears. Bugs/spiders/creepy crawlies of every variety on my fucking eyes oh christ.
Bitten into plenty a worm in an apple. Bitter fuckers. Also narrowly avoided a wasp in an apple - I picked it, bit into it, heard something weird & dropped it instinctively. Pissed off wasp emerged a second later. We also used to have berry canes of various types, and although I was never stung in the act of eating the fruit, I definitely received a few while picking berries over the years.
The worst were probably elm beetles - I'm still unclear as to how all this came together, but they were particularly (re)productive one year, and were basically covering everything in thick swarms. I was at a friend's house, we each made ourselves a bowl of ice cream - we each ended up with elm beetles buried in our ice cream. I ate a few before realising that no, there shouldn't be dark things stirred around in my vanilla ice cream though they could easily be mistaken for chocolate chunks or some shit once they're coated in ice cream. Also, they had the worst fucking bitter taste, like earwax or something.
Anyway.
man I just realized I had an earwig right on my arm like one minute ago
THIS THREAD IS NOT HELPING ME CALM DOWN
NOT HELPING
OH GOD I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING ALL OVER ME
man I haven't been in the woods
fucking shit texas and I was just starting to warm up to you with your delicious barbecue and attractive women
A swarm of baby spiders or earwigs I can understand, but I'd eat a wasp. Not gross at all.
If you're a real man, you eat that fucker for being in your god damn fruit.
Oh no a tick who cares
I'm assuming I could just make jello and put in sprite for the same effect right?
i am a super hypochondriac
every time I have gotten a headache since I have been pretty sure it is due to lyme disease
OH FUCK.
I nearly threw up because of that.
Jesus
I would freak out so much if I ever found ticks on me, I have had lyme disease when I was a baby, almost died from it aswell on a number of occasions (I practically spent all my time in the hospital from I was 6 months to about 2 and a half)+ the doctors were sure I would never be able to walk due to my legs growing deformed from it. In the end with some correction and training I learned to walk anyways (my legs arent deform anymore, but it did cause me to get arthritis in my ankles, which is
What I wanted to say, I would much rather have a bee or a wasp on me then a tick.
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It is one of the foods at IHOP that the OP mentioned.
From my research it is called Beezlenut Splash and looks fucking good. But I live in the only state without an IHOP.
Fucking Alaska even has one
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Um as for disgusting one time there was a nest of roaches in an apple I ate.
My brother put it the best, "This tastes like sand."
However, rule at the table is "If you can't say anything nice about the cooking, you don't get to eat anything else."
Mom shot him the darkest look and he quickly added, "I love sand!"
Either burn it off with a cigarette or cover it in vaseline to get it off your nuts.
And all y'all freaking out about lyme know that only certain ticks carry it, right?
the fuck?
did you not pee for like 17 days or something
I sorta ate around the outside, then I looked at the side I was eating, it was green. The other side was fine, it the side i saw when I picked it up
Then I started to taste it.
I started retching, dry hurling, eyes watering, I grabed the strongest tasting thing nearby, shitty beer, and guzzled, grabbed anything, nothing made the taste go away
I could taste it the next morning
Welp, I just had the thing, and figured I should report my findings.
Banana candy isn't too bad, and scorpion tastes kinda nutty. All in all, I wouldn't suggest mixing the two in your next snack, unless you really want to.
3 out of 5 stars, not for everyone.
A brave man, indeed.
Man I fucking hate scorpions. Goddamn Arizona is full of 'em.
Needless to say, he is not my friend anymore.
What the hell kind of scorpion did he see
Yeah, and in fact the "lone star tick" (which I'm guessing is the kind in Texas, where I was bitten) is not a carrier.
Also we just pulled the damn thing out with tweezers. I don't get where this burning shit comes from. You grab it by the head and pull gently. If you're not a gibbering retard it's not exactly difficult to get the thing out with its jaws and head still connected
some species of scorpions do glow under ultraviolet light.
i don't know what the fuck he's talking about with the water thing, though.
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