For me the non-tasty moment came from what was one of my favorite vietnamese places in OKC. It was summer and there were junebugs and stuff flying around outside, no big deal. We order some fried spring rolls, and cut one open to cool before eating. Sure as shit there was a big (3/4" big) junebug in the middle of the spring roll, all fried and crunchy. I obviously stopped eating there, (a shame) and still cut open all of my eggrolls/spring rolls just in case.
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No, it is scientific fact that centipedes are the worst things.
uh
are you forgetting fatties?
At least I'm not a furry.
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I went into a Taco Bell for the first time in a long time and saw that even they had a low-fat menu
Taco fucking Bell
I can honestly say I didn't see that coming
i once found a cockroach in a mcdonalds chicken nugget. luckily i was in an odd phase where i had apparently discovered that you could cut food with the side of your fork, and i was cutting all my food, and BAM, cockroach.
one day sitting on the porch, I am eating strawberries. I go to take a bite out a big, juicy motherfucker
mm it is delicious
and a little tart for some reason, hmmm
out of my half-eaten strawberry I see HUNDRED OF BABY SPIDERS EMERGE
OH GOD I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY MOUTH
OH GOD THEY'RE EVERWHERE
like one mass, they attacked me for defiling their red-fruited homestead
I must have blacked out from terror because the next thing I knew I was running down the street, crying, spitting, cursing and hating everyone and everything in the world.
I can eat strawberries again but man I am super wary
one day sitting on the porch, I am eating strawberries. I go to take a bite out a big, juicy motherfucker
mm it is delicious
and a little tart for some reason, hmmm
out of my half-eaten strawberry I see HUNDRED OF BABY SPIDERS EMERGE
OH GOD I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY MOUTH
OH GOD THEY'RE EVERWHERE
like one mass, they attacked me for defiling their red-fruited homestead
I must have blacked out from terror because the next thing I knew I was running down the street, crying, spitting, cursing and hating everyone and everything in the world.
I can eat strawberries again but man I am super wary
I was 9 when this happened
Why did I read this?
And then the earwigs?
I am never eating fruit again.
i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
As a kid I used to have to check my raspberries before I ate them because bugs used to live inside of some of them, at least the really ripe ones. It never was a huge issue because I preferred the tarter barries, which were hard and impenetrable to insectoid vagrants. But anyways, I'm no stranger to eating bugs. Worms in apples, you know, that kind of shit. You get used to it when you live in a place like Yakima, on an orchard, surrounded by dozens of freshly grown fruits.
Well, my family wasn't exactly well-off at this time. My dad, being that he worked for the Tribe, hadn't gotten paid until a case went through, so we went without income for like six months. In winter. It wasn't that harsh, but let me say that I was super glad for all the canning my mom did, so we at least got to eat canned pears and peaches with meals to stave off scurvey.
(Fun fact: My favorite dive restaurant in Olympia has "steer clear o' scurvey" written as the description for its 'bowl of fresh fruit' on the menu.)
Well my mom digs out this huge burlap sack of rice, because we're eating rice alot, and guess what - there are tons of weevils inside. Little wriggly bastards. So what does my mom do? She's clever - I'll never say to the contrary. She pours the dry rice onto a cookie sheet and bakes it in the oven to kill the weevils. Then she pours it into a big bowl of water, whereupon the dead and dry weevils promptly floated to the top, which she whisked into the trash with a strainer-ladle. She pronounced everything "fine."
And yes, we did eat rice for dinner that night. With canned peaches for desert.
one day sitting on the porch, I am eating strawberries. I go to take a bite out a big, juicy motherfucker
mm it is delicious
and a little tart for some reason, hmmm
out of my half-eaten strawberry I see HUNDRED OF BABY SPIDERS EMERGE
OH GOD I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY MOUTH
OH GOD THEY'RE EVERWHERE
like one mass, they attacked me for defiling their red-fruited homestead
I must have blacked out from terror because the next thing I knew I was running down the street, crying, spitting, cursing and hating everyone and everything in the world.
I can eat strawberries again but man I am super wary
I was 9 when this happened
Why did I read this?
And then the earwigs?
I am never eating fruit again.
i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
Yeah, whenever I'm eating an apple I meticulously check every mark or blemish on the surface and gouge them out with a knife. Sure it looks like I'm being paranoid, but I'm the one that won't be eating spiders, earwigs or woodlice.
This thread has made me afraid of food. Brilliant move gentlemen.:^:
Closest thing I've got to the unspeakable horrors listed in this thread is this one time I was eating a Nachos Bell Grande from Taco Bell and I was wondering why the sour cream tasted so weird.
Took me a few minutes when I was about halfway through the bowl when I noticed a couple of thick, black, curly hairs sticking out of the sour cream.
I've accidentally bit into berries that had stinkbugs hiding on them. That's a moderately terrible thing, though nowhere near as bad as a clusterfuck of baby spiders trying to crawl down your throat.
I pretty much did exactly this but with Popcorn Kernals.
See, I pretty much just bite into hard candies, and I was going through this Gobstopper phaze a couple months ago. One of the ones I bit into, toward the end of a box was hollow, and it felt so strange. I imagined it as some kind of insect egg or something.
I'm pretty much afraid of Gobstoppers right now.
Yeah I use to get Whoppers and had a few gobstoppers like it. Its a mass manufacturing defect, some just some out hollow.
This thread has made me afraid of food. Brilliant move gentlemen.:^:
Closest thing I've got to the unspeakable horrors listed in this thread is this one time I was eating a Nachos Bell Grande from Taco Bell and I was wondering why the sour cream tasted so weird.
Took me a few minutes when I was about halfway through the bowl when I noticed a couple of thick, black, curly hairs sticking out of the sour cream.
I would so much rather make out with a roach's ass than eat some dude's baby gravy. I can't tell which of you is worse off in this thread.
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I was picking donut peaches with my family once, and everything was going good. The sun was in the air, sky was clear, I had a satchel half filled with peaches, and the peaches themselves were plump and delicious. We each had an aisle to ourselves, and some trees we would just pass because they were picked clean, and some had a dozen or so.
I come upon this tree that's smack in the middle of the orchard. The tree is FULL of peaches, literally bouquets of them. Clumps of them the size of basketballs all hanging down from their own weight. It was as if 30 peaches were glued together to form huge balls, and then stuck on the tree all over the place. I thought I discovered something, like some lost treasure.
So I go over, and start picking as many as I can.
But there's a reason why that tree wasn't touched guys.
I go through a "ball" of peaches, and I get deeper, and then I yank off another peach, and I see darkness inside the ball, and that darkness moved. I look more closely, and HOLY SHIT IT'S A WASPS NEST. MOTHER FUCKING WASPS ALL CRAWLING ALL OVER INSIDE THERE OH MY GOD WHY?
And then one just flies out and comes all buzzing with it's long legs all flailing demonically and free falls on my eye and stings me and then I feel it chewing my eye lid and I yell for God to kill me as I suddenly hear all of them buzzing. There had to be more hives or nests or whatever in each ball of peaches. I took off running with my eye swollen, scared for my life that they're coming after me. But I reach the car and explain what happened to my family and they all look terrified and they stayed clear of the demon peach tree while I sat in the car pouring water on my eye and keeping an ice pack on it.
It's the closest I've ever been to Hell.
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i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
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i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
no fuck you bel can eat all the babies she wants
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edited March 2008
also, this thread has reminded me that I still have a scorpion lollipop somewhere here that my sister got for me. She works at the butterfly conservatory, and they sell all kinds of those insect snack things.
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
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also, this thread has reminded me that I still have a scorpion lollipop somewhere here that my sister got for me. She works at the butterfly conservatory, and they sell all kinds of those insect snack things.
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
I was picking donut peaches with my family once, and everything was going good. The sun was in the air, sky was clear, I had a satchel half filled with peaches, and the peaches themselves were plump and delicious. We each had an aisle to ourselves, and some trees we would just pass because they were picked clean, and some had a dozen or so.
I come upon this tree that's smack in the middle of the orchard. The tree is FULL of peaches, literally bouquets of them. Clumps of them the size of basketballs all hanging down from their own weight. It was as if 30 peaches were glued together to form huge balls, and then stuck on the tree all over the place. I thought I discovered something, like some lost treasure.
So I go over, and start picking as many as I can.
But there's a reason why that tree wasn't touched guys.
I go through a "ball" of peaches, and I get deeper, and then I yank off another peach, and I see darkness inside the ball, and that darkness moved. I look more closely, and HOLY SHIT IT'S A WASPS NEST. MOTHER FUCKING WASPS ALL CRAWLING ALL OVER INSIDE THERE OH MY GOD WHY?
And then one just flies out and comes all buzzing with it's long legs all flailing demonically and free falls on my eye and stings me and then I feel it chewing my eye lid and I yell for God to kill me as I suddenly hear all of them buzzing. There had to be more hives or nests or whatever in each ball of peaches. I took off running with my eye swollen, scared for my life that they're coming after me. But I reach the car and explain what happened to my family and they all look terrified and they stayed clear of the demon peach tree while I sat in the car pouring water on my eye and keeping an ice pack on it.
i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
no fuck you bel can eat all the babies she wants
She's like Gina Torres' character in that story arc in Angel.
She needs to consume some innocent energy to remain cheerful and keep everyone else happy.
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also, this thread has reminded me that I still have a scorpion lollipop somewhere here that my sister got for me. She works at the butterfly conservatory, and they sell all kinds of those insect snack things.
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
roasted
here's the ingredient list:
malitol syrup, scorpion, artificial flavouring and colouring (yellow 5)
I was picking donut peaches with my family once, and everything was going good. The sun was in the air, sky was clear, I had a satchel half filled with peaches, and the peaches themselves were plump and delicious. We each had an aisle to ourselves, and some trees we would just pass because they were picked clean, and some had a dozen or so.
I come upon this tree that's smack in the middle of the orchard. The tree is FULL of peaches, literally bouquets of them. Clumps of them the size of basketballs all hanging down from their own weight. It was as if 30 peaches were glued together to form huge balls, and then stuck on the tree all over the place. I thought I discovered something, like some lost treasure.
So I go over, and start picking as many as I can.
But there's a reason why that tree wasn't touched guys.
I go through a "ball" of peaches, and I get deeper, and then I yank off another peach, and I see darkness inside the ball, and that darkness moved. I look more closely, and HOLY SHIT IT'S A WASPS NEST. MOTHER FUCKING WASPS ALL CRAWLING ALL OVER INSIDE THERE OH MY GOD WHY?
And then one just flies out and comes all buzzing with it's long legs all flailing demonically and free falls on my eye and stings me and then I feel it chewing my eye lid and I yell for God to kill me as I suddenly hear all of them buzzing. There had to be more hives or nests or whatever in each ball of peaches. I took off running with my eye swollen, scared for my life that they're coming after me. But I reach the car and explain what happened to my family and they all look terrified and they stayed clear of the demon peach tree while I sat in the car pouring water on my eye and keeping an ice pack on it.
i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
no fuck you bel can eat all the babies she wants
hells yea pip, tell it like it is.
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i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
no fuck you bel can eat all the babies she wants
hells yea pip, tell it like it is.
or, conversely, eat the ones that are less chewy. tender, free-range babies would probably suit best.
i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
no fuck you bel can eat all the babies she wants
hells yea pip, tell it like it is.
or, conversely, eat the ones that are less chewy. tender, free-range babies would probably suit best.
do you think babies can be like tough bread? if i soak one in some soup it'll be easier to chew?
i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
no fuck you bel can eat all the babies she wants
hells yea pip, tell it like it is.
or, conversely, eat the ones that are less chewy. tender, free-range babies would probably suit best.
do you think babies can be like tough bread? if i soak one in some soup it'll be easier to chew?
It depends on the soup. Generally a good, hot broth should it.
also, this thread has reminded me that I still have a scorpion lollipop somewhere here that my sister got for me. She works at the butterfly conservatory, and they sell all kinds of those insect snack things.
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
roasted
here's the ingredient list:
malitol syrup, scorpion, artificial flavouring and colouring (yellow 5)
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So, do you have a date coming up?
It's like some ghoulish warning from beyond the grave...
CANDY
PAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
The fact that you even have to ask that question is puzzling.
Of course not!
I really like pineapple and oranges.
Ah well, I was just being hopeful
we should party sometime
No, it is scientific fact that centipedes are the worst things.
uh
are you forgetting fatties?
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Taco fucking Bell
I can honestly say I didn't see that coming
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Why did I read this?
And then the earwigs?
I am never eating fruit again.
i always check my fruit first for any tampering or soft spots, and usually i eat fruit by first cutting it into pieces. i am paranoid like that, and it also helps because i have wussy baby sensitive teeth
Now I have to check all of my fruit to make sure it doesn't contain earwigs
Thanks SE
When I could still eat fruit, I'd have to hold each segment of a satsuma up to the light before I'd eat it.
Now I don't have that problem because I'm allergic to fruit.
Well, my family wasn't exactly well-off at this time. My dad, being that he worked for the Tribe, hadn't gotten paid until a case went through, so we went without income for like six months. In winter. It wasn't that harsh, but let me say that I was super glad for all the canning my mom did, so we at least got to eat canned pears and peaches with meals to stave off scurvey.
(Fun fact: My favorite dive restaurant in Olympia has "steer clear o' scurvey" written as the description for its 'bowl of fresh fruit' on the menu.)
Well my mom digs out this huge burlap sack of rice, because we're eating rice alot, and guess what - there are tons of weevils inside. Little wriggly bastards. So what does my mom do? She's clever - I'll never say to the contrary. She pours the dry rice onto a cookie sheet and bakes it in the oven to kill the weevils. Then she pours it into a big bowl of water, whereupon the dead and dry weevils promptly floated to the top, which she whisked into the trash with a strainer-ladle. She pronounced everything "fine."
And yes, we did eat rice for dinner that night. With canned peaches for desert.
Yeah, whenever I'm eating an apple I meticulously check every mark or blemish on the surface and gouge them out with a knife. Sure it looks like I'm being paranoid, but I'm the one that won't be eating spiders, earwigs or woodlice.
Closest thing I've got to the unspeakable horrors listed in this thread is this one time I was eating a Nachos Bell Grande from Taco Bell and I was wondering why the sour cream tasted so weird.
Took me a few minutes when I was about halfway through the bowl when I noticed a couple of thick, black, curly hairs sticking out of the sour cream.
I pretty much did exactly this but with Popcorn Kernals.
Yeah I use to get Whoppers and had a few gobstoppers like it. Its a mass manufacturing defect, some just some out hollow.
I come upon this tree that's smack in the middle of the orchard. The tree is FULL of peaches, literally bouquets of them. Clumps of them the size of basketballs all hanging down from their own weight. It was as if 30 peaches were glued together to form huge balls, and then stuck on the tree all over the place. I thought I discovered something, like some lost treasure.
So I go over, and start picking as many as I can.
But there's a reason why that tree wasn't touched guys.
I go through a "ball" of peaches, and I get deeper, and then I yank off another peach, and I see darkness inside the ball, and that darkness moved. I look more closely, and HOLY SHIT IT'S A WASPS NEST. MOTHER FUCKING WASPS ALL CRAWLING ALL OVER INSIDE THERE OH MY GOD WHY?
And then one just flies out and comes all buzzing with it's long legs all flailing demonically and free falls on my eye and stings me and then I feel it chewing my eye lid and I yell for God to kill me as I suddenly hear all of them buzzing. There had to be more hives or nests or whatever in each ball of peaches. I took off running with my eye swollen, scared for my life that they're coming after me. But I reach the car and explain what happened to my family and they all look terrified and they stayed clear of the demon peach tree while I sat in the car pouring water on my eye and keeping an ice pack on it.
It's the closest I've ever been to Hell.
your teeth are sensitive to babies? Eat less babies, then.
no fuck you bel can eat all the babies she wants
and yes the stinger was cut off, prior to the little guy being dipped into a boiling vat of lemon flavoured candy. I can only presume that it was already dead too, but who knows.
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She's like Gina Torres' character in that story arc in Angel.
She needs to consume some innocent energy to remain cheerful and keep everyone else happy.
here's the ingredient list:
malitol syrup, scorpion, artificial flavouring and colouring (yellow 5)
EDIT: Sorry, it's banana flavour, not lemon
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Dear God, WHY?! That makes me feel ill...
hells yea pip, tell it like it is.
or, conversely, eat the ones that are less chewy. tender, free-range babies would probably suit best.
do you think babies can be like tough bread? if i soak one in some soup it'll be easier to chew?
Why are we talking about babies.
They belong in the opposite thread.
It depends on the soup. Generally a good, hot broth should it.
Banana flavored candy is terrible.