I still don't get where the fuck you got that from.
puck: it's still gay if you fuck her in the ass as long as you imagine it's a guy. Just like it's not gay to get a blowjob from a guy if you close your eyes and imagine it's a girl.
It's like Hamlet said, the mind can make hetero out of homo and homo out of hetero.
I made it up, its funny to me so I keep saying it.
You made up an allusion to a line from a movie about a decade old?
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
I still don't get where the fuck you got that from.
puck: it's still gay if you fuck her in the ass as long as you imagine it's a guy. Just like it's not gay to get a blowjob from a guy if you close your eyes and imagine it's a girl.
It's like Hamlet said, the mind can make hetero out of homo and homo out of hetero.
I made it up, its funny to me so I keep saying it.
You made up an allusion to a line from a movie about a decade old?
No I made up the whole thing about feral degrading people down so that he can have sex with them. Jeez man keep up.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I still don't get where the fuck you got that from.
puck: it's still gay if you fuck her in the ass as long as you imagine it's a guy. Just like it's not gay to get a blowjob from a guy if you close your eyes and imagine it's a girl.
It's like Hamlet said, the mind can make hetero out of homo and homo out of hetero.
I made it up, its funny to me so I keep saying it.
You made up an allusion to a line from a movie about a decade old?
No I made up the whole thing about feral degrading people down so that he can have sex with them. Jeez man keep up.
Well done you.
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You guys are really killing my jokes if I have to explain them out. Next thing you'll want someone to explain why church is a rocket vagina scientist who travels through womens vagoos to the future.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Feral, did I tell you about that girl who intermittantly becomes terrified of me but otherwise adores me?
I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?
I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!
So, being the genius that I am, I panic and, when prompted, quickly stammer out a promise to wait for her.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
Feral, did I tell you about that girl who intermittantly becomes terrified of me but otherwise adores me?
I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?
I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!
Accidentally?
Let me guess. She was laying on the bathroom mat shaving her pubes with her legs spread and you slipped on a puddle of water getting out of the shower and *floop* you just fell in.
Because that happened to me once.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Accidental sex is the best. One time, I accidentally dropped my penis in my friends butt.
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I was weak ok... it was a moment of weakness.
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You made up an allusion to a line from a movie about a decade old?
What's that bullshit.
Did you suck Tube off?
Stay with the pain! Don't shut this out!
Don't deal with it the way those dead people do! Come on!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
No I made up the whole thing about feral degrading people down so that he can have sex with them. Jeez man keep up.
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Well done you.
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That and walking around in his underwear with a bed sheet tied around his neck making woooosh sounds.
DANGATA-DANGATA-DANG
Decided to watch videodrome? Wait is that cronenberg?
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Which I guess would be gold rings.
I saw that already. I'm watching Eastern Promises
Fucking love that movie, the bathhouse scene is excellent and I give credit to Viggo very few men in hollywood would ever agree to that.
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I dunno if I would call it hot man.
He fucking eye gouges a dude, I mean jesus.
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I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!
So, being the genius that I am, I panic and, when prompted, quickly stammer out a promise to wait for her.
Night.
Someone did but did not tell me who they were
Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.
Later zen stay away from 10 year olds.
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Man I slip on the floor all the time and stick my dick in people. Sorry Mrs H it just isn't my week. Now if only Joe would believe me.
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Accidentally?
Let me guess. She was laying on the bathroom mat shaving her pubes with her legs spread and you slipped on a puddle of water getting out of the shower and *floop* you just fell in.
Because that happened to me once.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
WHAT A FIASCO THAT WAS.
WAS IT SURPRISE SEX
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?
Momentary lapse of judgment?
It's called blacking out, you non-alcoholic fucks.