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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this thread just got invaded by virgins

    Balefuego on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    i understand nipple sucking is a thing that some people are into and some people are not

    do you all understand this

    yes
    although people who are not into ANYTHING except the main event
    what?

    i mean just
    what?

    those people are fucking nuts

    i used to regard the cliche about men hating foreplay as a given, like "yeah just skip to the bangin'"

    but having actually gone down that road it seems like a perfect way to ruin the best thing and a relationship

    good lovin' lasts at least an hour

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Man

    I am expecting that my first time is gonna be the most awkward thing on earth

    like that bit with McLovin from Superbad awkward

    hopefully the cops won't bust in

    im pretty sure my first time will depend on the girl a lot

    and how much i feel like making it awkward

    Kovak on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar wrote: »
    And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.

    So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.

    I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Label wrote: »
    damnit butters what the hell? how the fuck? where did you gain this knowledge?

    I've had my fair share of slumps and the busting thereof.

    Butters on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    so uh lets say hypothetically that i've only banged a chick in the ass and not that vagina

    1. am i still a virgin and 2. exactly how common is it to have had anal sex but not vaginal sex with a woman

    ...hypothetically of course

    Or 3. This is a dumb question and you should not be allowed to have sex for 5 years for asking it, because who fucking cares.

    sorry, hon, i'd totally love to bang you but i asked a silly question on the internet and had all my sex privileges taken away

    my bad

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    :D

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Virgins are still people, they are allowed to hypothesise on the awesomeness of banging.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    you gonna share that squeezee juice blank
    Nuh uh this shit is lime

    you have any idea how hard it is to find lime squeezee-juice?
    do you want to jack each other off
    Hell yeah brah

    fake queers.
    We prefer faux-mos

    Hahahahaha!

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Man

    I am expecting that my first time is gonna be the most awkward thing on earth

    like that bit with McLovin from Superbad awkward

    hopefully the cops won't bust in

    im pretty sure my first time will depend on the girl a lot

    and how much i feel like making it awkward

    It's what you do best son

    don't hide who you are

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i think everyone's first time is awkward for different reasons

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Junpei wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Man

    I am expecting that my first time is gonna be the most awkward thing on earth

    like that bit with McLovin from Superbad awkward

    hopefully the cops won't bust in

    Imagine 80s porn music in the background of your mind. I promise it'll help lots!!
    Man that shit was gonna happen anyway

    either that or the ghost of Barry White speaking to me

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what the hell, virgins

    go have sex already, geez

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Man

    I am expecting that my first time is gonna be the most awkward thing on earth

    like that bit with McLovin from Superbad awkward

    hopefully the cops won't bust in

    im pretty sure my first time will depend on the girl a lot

    and how much i feel like making it awkward

    It's what you do best son

    don't hide who you are

    pokemon themes playing

    Kovak on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    :D

    i would totally take you out

    you are pretty enough for me to be seen in public with

    Kovak on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    There's nothing wrong with finding dudes attractive, even if you're straight.

    There are attractive dudes, thats all. Refusing to acknowledge their existence is silly.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    :D

    i would totally take you out

    you are pretty enough for me to be seen in public with

    only if you wear your amazing velvet coat.

    neville on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Man

    I am expecting that my first time is gonna be the most awkward thing on earth

    like that bit with McLovin from Superbad awkward

    hopefully the cops won't bust in

    Having sex is the same as having an actual conversation with a person.


    As long as you are paying attention, it won't be laughably terrible.


    It migh tnot be the best sex ever, but then you kind of want to build up to that anyway.

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    cherv1cherv1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I knew a guy who insisted that giving a guy oral sex counted as losing your virginity because well it's a dick in you nonetheless


    I was o_O

    cherv1 on
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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god now I'm gonna be fucking terrified

    Unf unf unf

    a tapping at the window

    I turn on the lights

    it's raining outside

    and through the window
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.

    So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.

    I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.

    man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am

    I do manage to show her something new every once in a while

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    :D

    Watch yourself, Nevs. The kid will split you in half.

    Butters on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    There's nothing wrong with finding dudes attractive, even if you're straight.

    There are attractive dudes, thats all. Refusing to acknowledge their existence is silly.
    they are like fairies, if no-one believes they blink out of existence

    bongi on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    every time i bring this up here i get a lot a lot of shit but yeah i cannot judge the relative attractiveness of guys

    like short of extremes (like Rick Moranis vs. Beckham kinda shit)

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    :D

    i would totally take you out

    you are pretty enough for me to be seen in public with

    only if you wear your amazing velvet coat.

    baby i always look good when i go out

    Kovak on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cherv1 wrote: »
    I knew a guy who insisted that giving a guy oral sex counted as losing your virginity because well it's a dick in you nonetheless


    I was o_O

    I hate "technical" virgins.

    Sara Lynn on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    i understand nipple sucking is a thing that some people are into and some people are not

    do you all understand this

    yes
    although people who are not into ANYTHING except the main event
    what?

    i mean just
    what?

    those people are fucking nuts

    i used to regard the cliche about men hating foreplay as a given, like "yeah just skip to the bangin'"

    but having actually gone down that road it seems like a perfect way to ruin the best thing and a relationship

    good lovin' lasts at least an hour

    Quickies are pretty hot


    but there is a good reason why they are called quickies and regular sex is not called "longies".

    sarukun on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    There's nothing wrong with finding dudes attractive, even if you're straight.

    There are attractive dudes, thats all. Refusing to acknowledge their existence is silly.
    they are like fairies, if no-one believes they blink out of existence

    Oh god a world full of ugly dudes would make me super sad.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My first time was pretty awkward, but I was like "shit I can do better than that" and we did it again like 10 minutes later and it was way better.

    Balefuego on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    rank always has the best pictures

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    im not gay i just find neville and bongi attractive

    There's nothing wrong with finding dudes attractive, even if you're straight.

    There are attractive dudes, thats all. Refusing to acknowledge their existence is silly.
    they are like fairies, if no-one believes they blink out of existence

    Oh god a world full of ugly dudes would make me super sad.

    seriously

    Kovak on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    what the hell, virgins

    go have sex already, geez

    meh

    TheySlashThem on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    rank always has the best pictures
    dude, Vice's Dos and Don'ts is nothing but pure fucking comedy

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Rank where do you find these

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    what the hell, virgins

    go have sex already, geez

    meh

    too busy playing dnd

    Kovak on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cherv1 wrote: »
    I knew a guy who insisted that giving a guy oral sex counted as losing your virginity because well it's a dick in you nonetheless


    I was o_O

    Look, man, I ain't exactly care about the biological particulars about hymens and the breaking there of


    if you've sucked 37 dicks you ain't exactly get to call yourself a virgin any more.


    Am I just totally wrong on this one?

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    what the hell, virgins

    go have sex already, geez

    meh

    too busy playing dnd
    I'd rather go see Kung-Fu Panda

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i think everyone's first time is awkward for different reasons

    My first time ended with a huge argument, simply because she thought I was lying about it being my first time.

    "You were way too comfortable" and "Why didn't you think this was such a big deal?"


    I was kinda sitting there blinking because this was the most ridiculous fucking bullshit I'd ever heard.

    Stale on
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my first time was pretty awkward because we were at a party beforehand and she kept being like "here drink this take this shot" and i was like "trust me that is a bad idea"

    past two beers and I'm not running optimally if you catch my drift

    still worked out for us

    Charles Kinbote on
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