And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.
So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.
I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.
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And it's not like I don't love Delandus. He can put hooks in me and give me backrubs and listen to me freak out about boys (for all of the sexual enlightenment, I still JUST turned 20), and tie me up naked and flog me until I bleed. He's all-purpose and wonderful and so is everybody else in the mod scene of Portland. Thanksgiving should be rad this year. They aren't randoms, they're family. Yosh is my sexual frustration outlet, relationship or no relationship. We haven't and probably never will have sex, but it's cheaper than therapy.
So, yeah, things tend to be vanilla at home, though every so often I get a biter and a scratcher and a kicker. I'm fine with it.
I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.
man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am
I do manage to show her something new every once in a while
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my first time was pretty awkward because we were at a party beforehand and she kept being like "here drink this take this shot" and i was like "trust me that is a bad idea"
past two beers and I'm not running optimally if you catch my drift
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those people are fucking nuts
i used to regard the cliche about men hating foreplay as a given, like "yeah just skip to the bangin'"
but having actually gone down that road it seems like a perfect way to ruin the best thing and a relationship
good lovin' lasts at least an hour
im pretty sure my first time will depend on the girl a lot
and how much i feel like making it awkward
I know it shouldn't, but finding out someone with your kind of experience is almost a decade younger than me really does a number on my brain.
I've had my fair share of slumps and the busting thereof.
sorry, hon, i'd totally love to bang you but i asked a silly question on the internet and had all my sex privileges taken away
my bad
Hahahahaha!
It's what you do best son
don't hide who you are
either that or the ghost of Barry White speaking to me
go have sex already, geez
pokemon themes playing
i would totally take you out
you are pretty enough for me to be seen in public with
There's nothing wrong with finding dudes attractive, even if you're straight.
There are attractive dudes, thats all. Refusing to acknowledge their existence is silly.
only if you wear your amazing velvet coat.
Having sex is the same as having an actual conversation with a person.
As long as you are paying attention, it won't be laughably terrible.
It migh tnot be the best sex ever, but then you kind of want to build up to that anyway.
I was o_O
Unf unf unf
a tapping at the window
I turn on the lights
it's raining outside
and through the window
man, the girl i'm seeing now is 6 years younger than me and is much more experienced than I am
I do manage to show her something new every once in a while
Watch yourself, Nevs. The kid will split you in half.
like short of extremes (like Rick Moranis vs. Beckham kinda shit)
baby i always look good when i go out
I hate "technical" virgins.
Quickies are pretty hot
but there is a good reason why they are called quickies and regular sex is not called "longies".
Oh god a world full of ugly dudes would make me super sad.
seriously
meh
too busy playing dnd
Look, man, I ain't exactly care about the biological particulars about hymens and the breaking there of
if you've sucked 37 dicks you ain't exactly get to call yourself a virgin any more.
Am I just totally wrong on this one?
My first time ended with a huge argument, simply because she thought I was lying about it being my first time.
"You were way too comfortable" and "Why didn't you think this was such a big deal?"
I was kinda sitting there blinking because this was the most ridiculous fucking bullshit I'd ever heard.
past two beers and I'm not running optimally if you catch my drift
still worked out for us