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SE++ and the art of lovemaking

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    The Rankenphile

    Difficulty: Not for the faint of heart. In fact, few survive

    Look like Hal Emmerich, pine for your sister

    damn

    just like one of my japanese animes

    hehahghnhhmc2fx5.png

    The Otaku Suppository on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    The Rankenphile

    Difficulty: Not for the faint of heart. In fact, few survive

    Look like Hal Emmerich, pine for your sister

    damn

    just like one of my japanese animes

    hehahghnhhmc2fx5.png
    piss.jpg

    Clint Eastwood on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    The Rankenphile

    Difficulty: Not for the faint of heart. In fact, few survive

    Look like Hal Emmerich, pine for your sister

    damn

    just like one of my japanese animes

    hehahghnhhmc2fx5.png

    mfdfhlkhcuu0.jpg

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The Shibby

    Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.

    God damn this is so good

    BusterK on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The sarukun in two parts:


    Part I: Find and asian female.
    Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.



    Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.

    sarukun on
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    The sarukun in two parts:


    Part I: Find and asian female.
    Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.



    Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.

    you mean fail?

    tsplitter on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The sarukun in two parts:


    Part I: Find and asian female.
    Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.



    Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.

    you mean fail?

    Is that how you usually proceed with any member of the opposite sex?

    sarukun on
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The sarukun in two parts:


    Part I: Find and asian female.
    Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.



    Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.

    you mean fail?

    Is that how you usually proceed with any member of the opposite sex?

    i have a habit of killing them before i can work my magic

    tsplitter on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Mysst

    Get married, then have an amiable divorce around your fourth anniversary.

    Mysst on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The sarukun in two parts:


    Part I: Find and asian female.
    Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.



    Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.

    you mean fail?

    Is that how you usually proceed with any member of the opposite sex?

    i have a habit of killing them before i can work my magic

    Well, that's the best part about my style

    it allows you to be yourself!

    sarukun on
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The sarukun in two parts:


    Part I: Find and asian female.
    Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.



    Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.

    you mean fail?

    Is that how you usually proceed with any member of the opposite sex?

    i have a habit of killing them before i can work my magic

    Well, that's the best part about my style

    it allows you to be yourself!

    well its not like i dont more get money this way

    thank you for your advice mister sarukun

    tsplitter on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The sarukun in two parts:


    Part I: Find and asian female.
    Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.



    Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.

    you mean fail?

    Is that how you usually proceed with any member of the opposite sex?

    i have a habit of killing them before i can work my magic

    Well, that's the best part about my style

    it allows you to be yourself!

    well its not like i dont more get money this way

    thank you for your advice mister sarukun

    :^:

    sarukun on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Love is a battlefield.

    did someone already say that?

    Futore on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Campbell.jpg

    BusterK on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can't wait till this becomes an entirely serious sex education thread.

    Javen on
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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Projeck:

    Projeck on
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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    lol azns woot

    Bibble on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    The Mysst

    Get married, then have an amiable divorce around your fourth anniversary.

    really just an extended version of The Shorty

    which is when you get married and then have a frustrating divorce after one year

    Shorty on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    there's a lot of things The Shoe could be

    none of them flattering

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I can't wait till this becomes an entirely serious sex education thread.
    left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor

    Seattle Thread on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Makershot wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I can't wait till this becomes an entirely serious sex education thread.
    left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor

    I know how to make love!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man I've been married for almost 7 years now

    hope I'm in the clear

    ZeroFill on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The Shibby

    Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
    I don't go out with methheads :(

    Auntie Shibby on
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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The Shibby

    Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
    I don't go out with methheads :(

    yeah you just fuck them in the waffle house mens room

    Bibble on
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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I can't wait till this becomes an entirely serious sex education thread.

    ive heard sex is pretty fun

    t/f?

    Jason Todd on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Moriveth

    1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.

    Moriveth on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The Shibby

    Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
    I don't go out with methheads :(

    yeah you just fuck them in the waffle house mens room

    ewwwwwwww Bibble!




    they're unisex.

    Futore on
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Moriveth

    1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.

    lol fag

    tsplitter on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Moriveth

    1 .Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.

    I guess The Shoe could be a version of that

    british replaced with canadian and step 3 being marry her and step 4 being enjoy life

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Moriveth

    1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.

    that sex move sounds like the orgasm of orgasms

    Futore on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well to make it relevant I guess you could have a step in there that says have sex sometimes

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Moriveth

    1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.

    3. Let's Play threads!

    J3p on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I have never been with anyone whose done meth, at least not before or while I was seeing them. Plus, I go out with fatties.

    The Shibby

    1. start talking to a girl from an online dating site.
    2. charm her over the phone for a few days and ask to hangout
    3. Pick her up, get something to eat and arrange for a way to get her back to your place
    4. Fuck her and never call her again unless you're feeling horny.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The Umaro

    1. Fall in love with flat-chested girls.
    2. Question your sexuality.
    3. Masturbate to tentacle hentai.

    Umaro on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Moriveth

    1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.
    3. Have sex at least once a day.
    ?

    Janson on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Moriveth

    1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.
    3. Have sex at least once a day, as far as she knows.
    ?

    Poorochondriac on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lies

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wut r vaginas liek?

    sticky?

    Umaro on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Moriveth

    1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
    2. Plan to marry her.
    3. Have sex at least once a day.
    ?

    Well that's the plan so far

    I mean the extended version of the plan is

    3. Pick up said British girl at airport
    4. Have crazygonuts awesome sex for the next two months
    5. When her parents arrive, pretend to be an absolutely chaste virgin
    6. Get married
    7. Have absolutely crazy mindblowing sex every day
    8. Finish college
    9. Move somewhere nice and get a decent job
    10. Kids... eventually

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    wut r vaginas liek?

    sticky?

    like a watermelon left outside in the baking sun

    J3p on
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