Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
I don't go out with methheads
yeah you just fuck them in the waffle house mens room
Take a methhead coming down from an all-night bender to a Waffle House for breakfast. Fuck her in the bathroom. On your way out, make a point of not tipping the waitress.
I don't go out with methheads
yeah you just fuck them in the waffle house mens room
I have never been with anyone whose done meth, at least not before or while I was seeing them. Plus, I go out with fatties.
The Shibby
1. start talking to a girl from an online dating site.
2. charm her over the phone for a few days and ask to hangout
3. Pick her up, get something to eat and arrange for a way to get her back to your place
4. Fuck her and never call her again unless you're feeling horny.
1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
2. Plan to marry her.
3. Have sex at least once a day.
?
Well that's the plan so far
I mean the extended version of the plan is
3. Pick up said British girl at airport
4. Have crazygonuts awesome sex for the next two months
5. When her parents arrive, pretend to be an absolutely chaste virgin
6. Get married
7. Have absolutely crazy mindblowing sex every day
8. Finish college
9. Move somewhere nice and get a decent job
10. Kids... eventually
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God damn this is so good
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Part I: Find and asian female.
Part II: proceed as you would with any member of the opposite sex.
Congratulations! You've just done it like sarukun.
you mean fail?
Is that how you usually proceed with any member of the opposite sex?
i have a habit of killing them before i can work my magic
Get married, then have an amiable divorce around your fourth anniversary.
Well, that's the best part about my style
it allows you to be yourself!
well its not like i dont more get money this way
thank you for your advice mister sarukun
:^:
did someone already say that?
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really just an extended version of The Shorty
which is when you get married and then have a frustrating divorce after one year
none of them flattering
I know how to make love!
hope I'm in the clear
yeah you just fuck them in the waffle house mens room
ive heard sex is pretty fun
t/f?
1. Meet a british girl on an internet forum.
2. Plan to marry her.
ewwwwwwww Bibble!
they're unisex.
lol fag
I guess The Shoe could be a version of that
british replaced with canadian and step 3 being marry her and step 4 being enjoy life
that sex move sounds like the orgasm of orgasms
3. Let's Play threads!
The Shibby
1. start talking to a girl from an online dating site.
2. charm her over the phone for a few days and ask to hangout
3. Pick her up, get something to eat and arrange for a way to get her back to your place
4. Fuck her and never call her again unless you're feeling horny.
1. Fall in love with flat-chested girls.
2. Question your sexuality.
3. Masturbate to tentacle hentai.
sticky?
Well that's the plan so far
I mean the extended version of the plan is
3. Pick up said British girl at airport
4. Have crazygonuts awesome sex for the next two months
5. When her parents arrive, pretend to be an absolutely chaste virgin
6. Get married
7. Have absolutely crazy mindblowing sex every day
8. Finish college
9. Move somewhere nice and get a decent job
10. Kids... eventually
like a watermelon left outside in the baking sun