I think I need to blast some romantic tunes on his behalf. I have seen his music collection and unless she's turned on by Spine Shank, he is in trouble.
Giving sex advice to a lesbian is god damn awkward.
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edited June 2008
Next time you're stuck in a restaurant or store with a really terrible radio station, pass the time with your friends by rating how disastrous each song would be they would be if they were slipped into somebody's sexytimes playlist.
Songs can be rated by how long it would take her to stop laughing (from uncontrollable snort to convulsive laughter as she gets dressed and leaves) and how long it would take him to get it up again (from a missed stroke to crippling lifelong sexual dysfunction.)
So far, the top songs in my group of friends are "Smell Yo Dick," "It's a Small World," and the Price is Right loser horn.
The Spectre-X 1: Oblivious to your actions, seduce the shit out of an older foreign woman with your wit and artistic talents. 2: Have her show you that aduh-bluh-guh-gah-duh you are a big blind doof-face god you are such an idiot how could you not get these hints 3: Travel to her place of residence in 45,5 hours 4: Hot dickings
The Captain Crunch
1. Go to some battle of the bands thing
2. Meet up with some totally hot chick that you've liked for a while
3. Do not get the obvious signs that she wants you and may handfuck you
4. Go home
Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
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The Zonugal
1. Host a Halloween dance party.
2. Flirt and dance with a belly dance instructor.
3. Don't follow the "handsy" advances of gives you.
4. Play Star Wars Monopoly.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Girl: So, are you looking to hook up with anyone tonight?
Me: Um, I doubt anyone would be willing to hook up with me.
Girl: (giggles) Oh, I don't know about that.
Me: Thanks. (Wanders off to find something interesting to smell)
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Make a power point presentation.
Open the door and be like "no, no, move over, let me show you!"
Bonus points if it involves finding a good rhyme for "vulva."
Songs can be rated by how long it would take her to stop laughing (from uncontrollable snort to convulsive laughter as she gets dressed and leaves) and how long it would take him to get it up again (from a missed stroke to crippling lifelong sexual dysfunction.)
So far, the top songs in my group of friends are "Smell Yo Dick," "It's a Small World," and the Price is Right loser horn.
1: Oblivious to your actions, seduce the shit out of an older foreign woman with your wit and artistic talents.
2: Have her show you that aduh-bluh-guh-gah-duh you are a big blind doof-face god you are such an idiot how could you not get these hints
3: Travel to her place of residence in 45,5 hours
4: Hot dickings
I'm gonna try renting the silent hill games, because I guess I need to give them a try
problem: they carry every edition except silent hill 1
will I be too confused if I skip it?
take that chlamydia girl
you said I'd never do better than you
They are not a continous storyline
Each one is different
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
Don't even try to get laid. You're broke as hell, ugly, akward, and you've got your hand anyway.
Well everyone in G&T says you should play SH1 before SH3 because they are linked.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Difficulty: Easy
Expenses: Low
1. Purchase 10 X 1 lb bag of assorted gummy creatures.
2. Someone clever find the next line.
because I hear nothing but good things about the series
That is a falsehood given how intimately linked 1 and 3 (and 2 and 4 to a lesser extent) are
In conclusion busterk is a rapist
Hey, I've done this
They certainly smell ripe.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
1. Get partner naked.
2. Mouth kisses, then make your way down below.
3. Blow a big old raspberry on their belly and start laughing hysterically.
you're a douche bag and you know it
I'm in no position to be choosey in that regard
it's that I'd prefer if they didn't wake up hungover and having no idea how they got there or who the hell I am
1. Go to some battle of the bands thing
2. Meet up with some totally hot chick that you've liked for a while
3. Do not get the obvious signs that she wants you and may handfuck you
4. Go home
make out with 17 yr old pregnant southern girl while her 23 yr old boyfriend is looking for her outside her trailer
1. Host a Halloween dance party.
2. Flirt and dance with a belly dance instructor.
3. Don't follow the "handsy" advances of gives you.
4. Play Star Wars Monopoly.
A science you say?
how chubby are we talking here
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Girl: So, are you looking to hook up with anyone tonight?
Me: Um, I doubt anyone would be willing to hook up with me.
Girl: (giggles) Oh, I don't know about that.
Me: Thanks. (Wanders off to find something interesting to smell)
Five hours later:
Goddamn it.
The guy in that picture looks like a friend of mine.
He never dated that girl though so its not him.
Haha. I just typed "fat girl" and this is what I came up with.
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