It's really great to know that you've at least tried.
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edited January 2007
Not to try and be on topic, but doesn't anyone have the balls to tell some random person to shut the fuck up and leave them alone anymore? The last time I was at the dentist some old lady was trying to make small talk in the worst way until I just told her to be quiet and read a magazine like everyone else who is fucking bored in here. She looked at me all doe eyed for a moment then shut up. It works I tell ya!
the Taurus is a beast. and we refer to it as the clitaurus. for future reference.
I will refer to you by the same name from now on. We welcome you clitaurus to our forums. From now on please use Alt + F5 to submit your posts, it's easier on our servers.
getting my cars front end re-aligned...
which they say will take 1/2 hours...
I bring the laptop thinking I will be getting my essay done for class.
<awkward man comes and sits by me>
he then begins to proceed to talk nonstop for the past hour...
topics which he has discussed.
-laptops
-snakes
-his three sons
-his hat
-george bush
Topics which I care about.
.
.
.
I'm contemplating either vulcan nerve pinch.... or Snake's takedown method.....
AND DISCUSS.
(also for conversation backup topic will be creepy old men and the awkward conversation they make.)
A friend of mine seems to always attract these weird old fucks who hit on her relentlessly.
Actually, old guys are pretty gross. I work at a retirement home, and this 50 something woman I work with gets hit on all the time. And by hit on, I mean stalked.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited January 2007
If I ran a retirement home, I'd bring in hookers for the old guys once a month and take 10% of the cash. I'd call my place Hookers for Old Guys.
This guy isn't the saved. Also he isn't exactly new to the forums either. Why he has a new account though is beyond me. This guy used to post here back in the day.
Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.
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it's like fingerpaint smelling
with compressed air.
technically we could airbrush babies.
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Then what made you so retarded?
Was it youthful trauma? Was it some sort of cognizant dissonance in your life?
Tell us straight up, did your father ear-fuck you when you were a little child?
She eventually made a blog for her encounters
http://inmyknapsack.blogspot.com/
You need to send me pictures of your tits and then you need to leave.
In that order.
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Granny shiftin' not double clutchin like yah should!
Sam, that is fantastic.
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You should write one about your experiences on SE++ for every time someone asks for bewb pictures. At least 100 entries would be Cal.
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It's funny 'cause I just PMed her with a request for them.
Then I guess I can ignore this will PM pop-up window. . .
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You wound me... One day I'll see you topless. One day!
Also, there's more in there. Namely about poi and photography.
Yeah, and disappointment.
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Ahahaha, god I love you Callius.
Our relationship is built on disappointment, Sheri.
You never show me tits.
I don't go to your dad's house and dance around topless.
Ahh Callius
bless ya lad.
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Dad's disappointed, too.
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... God damn it.
Alright, I make no promises but let's talk logistics.
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fuck this noise.
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I hope this implies that he died from seeing them.
80 year old tits? Man, who wants to live after that, seriously.
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He'll be able to use Synaptic Memory Shop to make them look like you are now.
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The future is a horrifying place.
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Big eyelashes winking at you, baby.
But is anyone here a legal expert?
Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.
No.
We are talking about futureboobs.
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