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Bye Bye Bernie

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    haha

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    you're alright

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stop giving me infractions

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    no.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    to be fair you could be completely reasonable and I could still call you an idiot for about a hundred other things you've said

    so

    y'know

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    KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Doshino wrote: »
    Why couldn't it have been Tyler Perry?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    what the hell

    i thought thrillhouse was kidding when he said he died

    fuuuuck

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tyler Perry is very upset that his comedy does not appeal to white people

    upset and shocked, I'm sure

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2008
    bernie mac had the funniest five minutes in transformers

    that is not saying much when you are up against a urinating robot but you know

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bernie mac was awesome and this sucks

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2008
    bernie mac is older than I thought but still too young to die of pneumonia

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    It's not like I'm a huge fan of Dane Cook or anything, I pretty much agree with all the common criticisms people have for him.

    Given the choice between his act and Carlin's, there's no contest between which I'd rather listen to. One of them seems to be trying to make people laugh and the other seems content with waddling on stage and spouting nihilism for hours on end.

    yeah I can pretty much understand that actually. some george carlin is just awful, and not just awful unfunny, awful and condescending and obnoxious. dane cook at his worst is just ineffectual

    Have you ever heard carlin's really old stuff? Dude used to be really mellow, a pothead through and through. I don't know at what point he picked up the angry schtick

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    weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    bernie mac is older than I thought but still too young to die of pneumonia
    He was on that rock, you know how they do.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited August 2008
    be quiet bob

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I used to like Bernie Mack until I saw him on Leno one night and he started going off about how we're sending sixteen year old kids to die in Iraq.

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I used to like Bernie Mack until I saw him on Leno one night and he started going off about how we're sending sixteen year old kids to die in Iraq.

    he's only off by two years what's the prob

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'd rather slash my wrists than watch Dane Cook.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    sometimes I like burden of proof and it seems like he's just misunderstood and I wish people wouldn't give him so much shit

    sometimes it is like what the fuck burden

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I'd rather slash my wrists than watch Dane Cook.

    somehow I doubt that

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    but what good would slashing his wrists do then

    taffy doesn't flow

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    But it is so delicious

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I like to think his wrists are full of maple syrup

    then I'd have something to flavor these pancakes with

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    but what good would slashing his wrists do then

    taffy doesn't flow

    Once you've got it out in the open just hang out at the playground and let the children do the rest.

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    KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A motto for life, really.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    but what good would slashing his wrists do then

    taffy doesn't flow

    Once you've got it out in the open just hang out at the playground and let the children do the rest.

    People go to prison for that sort of thing you know.

    Sicko.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities
    fuuuuuck

    How am I going to get awesome salad dressings with hilarious label stories now?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    I don't think he like personally makes the salad dressings

    using a recipe only he knows

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I don't think he like personally makes the salad dressings

    using a recipe only he knows
    I don't know man, have you read some of those stories on the back of the bottle? They're pretty convincing.

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    humorbot5humorbot5 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities
    fuuuuuck

    How am I going to get awesome salad dressings with hilarious label stories now?

    You could buy a gun and hold up the convenience store.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Has Patrick Swayze kicked the bucket yet?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities
    fuuuuuck

    How am I going to get awesome salad dressings with hilarious label stories now?

    His salsa is pretty damn good too.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities
    fuuuuuck

    How am I going to get awesome salad dressings with hilarious label stories now?

    His salsa is pretty damn good too.
    Wow, I didn't know there was salsa. Have you had any of his pasta sauce? It maintains a similar level of quality to his other products (that is to say, totally sweet)

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities
    fuuuuuck

    How am I going to get awesome salad dressings with hilarious label stories now?

    His salsa is pretty damn good too.

    I like his spaghetti sauces

    Also he was a total badass back in the day, all racin' cars and shit

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities
    fuuuuuck

    How am I going to get awesome salad dressings with hilarious label stories now?

    His salsa is pretty damn good too.

    I like his spaghetti sauces

    Also he was a total badass back in the day, all racin' cars and shit
    I think he did things more badass then racing cars.

    butchcassidyandthesundacj7.jpg

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys

    Paul Newman only has weeks to live

    this is a bad month for rad celebrities
    fuuuuuck

    How am I going to get awesome salad dressings with hilarious label stories now?

    His salsa is pretty damn good too.

    I like his spaghetti sauces

    Also he was a total badass back in the day, all racin' cars and shit
    I think he did things more badass then racing cars.

    butchcassidyandthesundacj7.jpg

    He also did Silent Movie

    from 5:24 onward

    That was always my favorite part of the movie

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    humorbot5humorbot5 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Why has Paul Newman only got months/weeks to live?
    Has he got cancer or something?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    humorbot5 wrote: »
    Why has Paul Newman only got months/weeks to live?
    Has he got cancer or something?

    Yes. Treatment has failed so he left the hospital to live out his last few weeks with family, apparently.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    humorbot5 wrote: »
    Why has Paul Newman only got months/weeks to live?
    Has he got cancer or something?

    Yes. Treatment has failed so he left the hospital to live out his last few weeks with family, apparently.

    My mom is going to be pretty sad when she hears about this

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hell I'm pretty sad and I've barely seen any of his movies!

    I mean shit the dude seemed like a really down-to-earth, collected fellow, and that's rare for someone in Hollywood.

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