Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
the x-ing implies that i want to do that scissors thing.
A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.
needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
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The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
you and your dumb rhymes
you know what it reminds me of?
one of those annoying jesters who has riddles for people to answer:
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The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
lyrical genius
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
Oh my, an ace snoop
A regular downtrodden sherlock
But this jailbird's flown the coop
taking with him his juicy cock
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.
needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
Hahahaha!
So how did she trick you?
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The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
lyrical genius
Chico is the next Kanye West
calling it now
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.
needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
Hahahaha!
So how did she trick you?
Hey [Captain K], say "Scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.
needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
Hahahaha!
So how did she trick you?
probably with eyelashes and boobs
k is easily swayed by hoes and tricks
A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.
needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
Hahahaha!
So how did she trick you?
I was just vamping on the mic while the kids were "resetting" (i.e. running back to the beginning of the chunk we were rehearsing) and saying some cliched shit like "what's really lacking here is the marching technique, you need scissors for legs in this section" and she said it kinda quietly next to me up in the bleachers (it was our "dress rehearsal" with all the kids in full uniform and a bunch of parents there).
And I had no idea what it meant, I thought she was just saying something goofy and it sounded funny/dumb like the other crap I was intentionally saying, so I added "yeah that's it, 'scissor me timbers' says Anne". And suddenly there were like 40 kids and even a few parents just going "OHHHHHHHH" and I had no fucking idea why.
So I looked around at the rest of the instructional staff and basically every single one of them had turned beet red, especially Anne, who looked like she was about to shit her pants. A few of them were snickering and/or covering their faces with their hands. I'm going "what? does that actually mean something?" and the band director is all "just keep talking. just move on.".
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
Oh my, an ace snoop
A regular downtrodden sherlock
But this jailbird's flown the coop
taking with him his juicy cock
"Don't wear that sock, man.
I just jerked off into it,"
is what Munkus said.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
Oh my, an ace snoop
A regular downtrodden sherlock
But this jailbird's flown the coop
taking with him his juicy cock
"Don't wear that sock, man.
I just jerked off into it,"
is what Munkus said.
That sock belonged to Jackie Chan.
I think you're akin to it
Because I never wear that sock to bed.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
Oh my, an ace snoop
A regular downtrodden sherlock
But this jailbird's flown the coop
taking with him his juicy cock
"Don't wear that sock, man.
I just jerked off into it,"
is what Munkus said.
A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.
needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
Hahahaha!
So how did she trick you?
I was just vamping on the mic while the kids were "resetting" (i.e. running back to the beginning of the chunk we were rehearsing) and saying some cliched shit like "what's really lacking here is the marching technique, you need scissors for legs in this section" and she said it kinda quietly next to me up in the bleachers (it was our "dress rehearsal" with all the kids in full uniform and a bunch of parents there).
And I had no idea what it meant, I thought she was just saying something goofy and it sounded funny/dumb like the other crap I was intentionally saying, so I added "yeah that's it, 'scissor me timbers' says Anne". And suddenly there were like 40 kids and even a few parents just going "OHHHHHHHH" and I had no fucking idea why.
So I looked around at the rest of the instructional staff and basically every single one of them had turned beet red, especially Anne, who looked like she was about to shit her pants. A few of them were snickering and/or covering their faces with their hands. I'm going "what? does that actually mean something?" and the band director is all "just keep talking. just move on.".
K have any kid's you've taught ever found out that you post on the internet where they can read what you're saying
I dunno, there's certainly more than a handful of them dorky enough to know what PA is, so I guess if they did some Googles for my name they'd be able to put it together.
I heard somebody say "Pokemon Gym Leader" in the hallway the other day while everyone was heading out of the school toward the band rehearsal field.
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
Oh my, an ace snoop
A regular downtrodden sherlock
But this jailbird's flown the coop
taking with him his juicy cock
"Don't wear that sock, man.
I just jerked off into it,"
is what Munkus said.
That sock belonged to Jackie Chan.
I think you're akin to it
Because I never wear that sock to bed.
you are losing your touch old man
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The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
Oh my, an ace snoop
A regular downtrodden sherlock
But this jailbird's flown the coop
taking with him his juicy cock
"Don't wear that sock, man.
I just jerked off into it,"
is what Munkus said.
K have any kid's you've taught ever found out that you post on the internet where they can read what you're saying
I dunno, there's certainly more than a handful of them dorky enough to know what PA is, so I guess if they did some Googles for my name they'd be able to put it together.
I heard somebody say "Pokemon Gym Leader" in the hallway the other day while everyone was heading out of the school toward the band rehearsal field.
when did beavotron become a despicable prostitute?
bout the same time you became homosexual
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ahem
I'll bring the lube!
the x-ing implies that i want to do that scissors thing.
I'll bring my friends.
reminds me of a pair of shot glasses I picked up in Beaver, Co years ago
the liquor store is called Beaver Liquor
that's the place i'm destined to live/become an old wine-o
The day I go gay and seek a lay from some stray like you is the day I find Tina Fey funny.
You're outta luck seeking a fuck from the young buck who stole your duck and calls him his honey.
as long as you're pretty wealthy
it's right next to Vail so it's a pretty pricey area
A chick who teaches the marching band I teach unwittingly got me to say "scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker last Friday in front of 120 band kids and 50 band parents.
needless to say, I did not know what it meant until after I said it
and it won't be your last
:winky:
you and your dumb rhymes
you know what it reminds me of?
one of those annoying jesters who has riddles for people to answer:
Don't act like this is your first time.
Hey now. I have some rhymes too. Check these things out, son.
Munkus smells like poop.
Bloop bloop bloop.
lyrical genius
Oh my, an ace snoop
A regular downtrodden sherlock
But this jailbird's flown the coop
taking with him his juicy cock
So how did she trick you?
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
Chico is the next Kanye West
calling it now
Hey [Captain K], say "Scissor me timbers!" over the loudspeaker.
probably with eyelashes and boobs
k is easily swayed by hoes and tricks
I was just vamping on the mic while the kids were "resetting" (i.e. running back to the beginning of the chunk we were rehearsing) and saying some cliched shit like "what's really lacking here is the marching technique, you need scissors for legs in this section" and she said it kinda quietly next to me up in the bleachers (it was our "dress rehearsal" with all the kids in full uniform and a bunch of parents there).
And I had no idea what it meant, I thought she was just saying something goofy and it sounded funny/dumb like the other crap I was intentionally saying, so I added "yeah that's it, 'scissor me timbers' says Anne". And suddenly there were like 40 kids and even a few parents just going "OHHHHHHHH" and I had no fucking idea why.
So I looked around at the rest of the instructional staff and basically every single one of them had turned beet red, especially Anne, who looked like she was about to shit her pants. A few of them were snickering and/or covering their faces with their hands. I'm going "what? does that actually mean something?" and the band director is all "just keep talking. just move on.".
whoooooooops
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"Don't wear that sock, man.
I just jerked off into it,"
is what Munkus said.
That sock belonged to Jackie Chan.
I think you're akin to it
Because I never wear that sock to bed.
YOU ARE AWESOME
I dunno, there's certainly more than a handful of them dorky enough to know what PA is, so I guess if they did some Googles for my name they'd be able to put it together.
I heard somebody say "Pokemon Gym Leader" in the hallway the other day while everyone was heading out of the school toward the band rehearsal field.
you are losing your touch old man
it's called freestyle rappin'
I don't expect uncultured floozies to understand 8-)
Is Pokemon Gym Leader your spy name or something
:shock:
See her title: Will gnaw your wood for G