Went to a big party with Fire Truck and Artreus. A little bit into it this chick I've got a crush on shows up and is pretty goddamn adorable. So we're talking and all, there may have been flirting going on I dunno I was drunk. Anyway long story short I left the party with her and her roommate, going back to their place.
Aww jeah. I'll go ahead and spoiler what happened for the faint of heart.
So we got back to her place and
I got to meet her boyfriend.
Aww jeah
AWWW shit brosef!
I was just drunk enough so that I just laughed it off and played it cool 8-)
other than that it was a ridiculously fun night
awww
i stayed home and did nothing, except win $5 from my roommate at poker.
so your night was about as uplifting?
Also I have a terrible story that I just told Faricazy. Trust me, you got off better.
*enters room wearing a sexy seethrough pink nightie and black-rimmed glasses. my cock is dangling all over the place as i walk and knocks over a coffee mug that was on the table*
Session Start (auntieshibby:ycbb1111): Mon Jan 24 18:14:04 2005
ycbb1111: hi princess asl
Auntie Shibby: I'm a princess
Auntie Shibby: ?
ycbb1111: asl?
Auntie Shibby: 17/f/cali
Auntie Shibby: you?
ycbb1111: 23 m nyc
ycbb1111: yea why not
Auntie Shibby: because I don't feel like one.
Auntie Shibby: not ever since daddy left
ycbb1111: aww
ycbb1111: what u look like
Auntie Shibby: Red hair, green eyes, big ass, small tits.
Auntie Shibby: what about you?
ycbb1111: i kiss your lips
ycbb1111: u are absoulutley adorable
ycbb1111: im 6'1 185 lbs blondish hair blue eyes
ycbb1111: buily
ycbb1111: built*
Auntie Shibby: Are you my daddy?
ycbb1111: yeah im your daddy
ycbb1111: and i get home early form work
ycbb1111: O:-)
ycbb1111: hey princess
Auntie Shibby: I'm layin on the couch, eating chips, watching tv in just my panties and bra.
Auntie Shibby: Oh shit, hey daddy.
Auntie Shibby: I cover up.
ycbb1111: hey why arent u in school
Auntie Shibby: I got sent home because a teacher thought my clothes were to revealing.
ycbb1111: and what were u wearing
ycbb1111: i put my briefecase down
ycbb1111: and take my jacket off
ycbb1111: loosing up my tie
Auntie Shibby: I was wearing a shear tank top that cut low, and a white pair of pants.
Auntie Shibby: I guess I was giving him a stiffy and he didnt want to fuck me.
Auntie Shibby: Daddy, why are you looking at me like that?
ycbb1111: hey you mom told me she doesnt want you talking like that
Auntie Shibby: What are you going to do about it, spank me?
ycbb1111: i promised u i would bemore of a daddy when i married her
ycbb1111: i start to go upstairs
Auntie Shibby: Daddy, can you come back, I have to ask you something about, well you know, boys.
ycbb1111: unbuttoning my shirt
ycbb1111: come upstairs
ycbb1111: i go in my room and sit on my bed taking my shoes off
Auntie Shibby: But I'm so comfortable on the couch, with my legs spread apart.
Auntie Shibby: and hairs of my pussy sticking threw the lining
Auntie Shibby: Don't you want your little girl to feel special?
Auntie Shibby: Don;t you want to hold me?
ycbb1111: get up here
Auntie Shibby: Why don;t you love me anymore?!
ycbb1111: i yell from my room
Auntie Shibby: I hate you!
ycbb1111: i come back down
Auntie Shibby: You're not my real father!
ycbb1111: yes i am
ycbb1111: i walk over to
ycbb1111: why you such a bad girl
ycbb1111: i slap your lil booty
Auntie Shibby: If you're my real father, why do you sneak into my room at night and feel my pussy? I know you do it. It's illegal and disgusting.
Auntie Shibby: I'm actually going to call the cops right now.
Auntie Shibby: You're ass is going to be owned by some burly black man who has killed lesser men than you.
ycbb1111: hey why you always teasing me walking aorund half naked
Auntie Shibby: I walk to the phone and start to dial 911
ycbb1111: i run over and grasb you
Auntie Shibby: Don't touch me you sick fuck.
ycbb1111: dont do taht
ycbb1111: i pick you up and through you on the couch
Auntie Shibby: I pull a gun out of my gaping anus and shot you.
Auntie Shibby: Good-bye.
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Session Start (auntieshibby:ycbb1111): Mon Jan 24 18:14:04 2005
ycbb1111: hi princess asl
Auntie Shibby: I'm a princess
Auntie Shibby: ?
ycbb1111: asl?
Auntie Shibby: 17/f/cali
Auntie Shibby: you?
ycbb1111: 23 m nyc
ycbb1111: yea why not
Auntie Shibby: because I don't feel like one.
Auntie Shibby: not ever since daddy left
ycbb1111: aww
ycbb1111: what u look like
Auntie Shibby: Red hair, green eyes, big ass, small tits.
Auntie Shibby: what about you?
ycbb1111: i kiss your lips
ycbb1111: u are absoulutley adorable
ycbb1111: im 6'1 185 lbs blondish hair blue eyes
ycbb1111: buily
ycbb1111: built*
Auntie Shibby: Are you my daddy?
ycbb1111: yeah im your daddy
ycbb1111: and i get home early form work
ycbb1111: O:-)
ycbb1111: hey princess
Auntie Shibby: I'm layin on the couch, eating chips, watching tv in just my panties and bra.
Auntie Shibby: Oh shit, hey daddy.
Auntie Shibby: I cover up.
ycbb1111: hey why arent u in school
Auntie Shibby: I got sent home because a teacher thought my clothes were to revealing.
ycbb1111: and what were u wearing
ycbb1111: i put my briefecase down
ycbb1111: and take my jacket off
ycbb1111: loosing up my tie
Auntie Shibby: I was wearing a shear tank top that cut low, and a white pair of pants.
Auntie Shibby: I guess I was giving him a stiffy and he didnt want to fuck me.
Auntie Shibby: Daddy, why are you looking at me like that?
ycbb1111: hey you mom told me she doesnt want you talking like that
Auntie Shibby: What are you going to do about it, spank me?
ycbb1111: i promised u i would bemore of a daddy when i married her
ycbb1111: i start to go upstairs
Auntie Shibby: Daddy, can you come back, I have to ask you something about, well you know, boys.
ycbb1111: unbuttoning my shirt
ycbb1111: come upstairs
ycbb1111: i go in my room and sit on my bed taking my shoes off
Auntie Shibby: But I'm so comfortable on the couch, with my legs spread apart.
Auntie Shibby: and hairs of my pussy sticking threw the lining
Auntie Shibby: Don't you want your little girl to feel special?
Auntie Shibby: Don;t you want to hold me?
ycbb1111: get up here
Auntie Shibby: Why don;t you love me anymore?!
ycbb1111: i yell from my room
Auntie Shibby: I hate you!
ycbb1111: i come back down
Auntie Shibby: You're not my real father!
ycbb1111: yes i am
ycbb1111: i walk over to
ycbb1111: why you such a bad girl
ycbb1111: i slap your lil booty
Auntie Shibby: If you're my real father, why do you sneak into my room at night and feel my pussy? I know you do it. It's illegal and disgusting.
Auntie Shibby: I'm actually going to call the cops right now.
Auntie Shibby: You're ass is going to be owned by some burly black man who has killed lesser men than you.
ycbb1111: hey why you always teasing me walking aorund half naked
Auntie Shibby: I walk to the phone and start to dial 911
ycbb1111: i run over and grasb you
Auntie Shibby: Don't touch me you sick fuck.
ycbb1111: dont do taht
ycbb1111: i pick you up and through you on the couch
Auntie Shibby: I pull a gun out of my gaping anus and shot you.
Auntie Shibby: Good-bye.
Nevs, they may have set that up as a joke on you. It's not exactly outside of possibility. Do you really trust them to be genuine with you in this field?
i've already shown you guys mine
a while ago
but here it is again:
Roxie says:
Hi
Alexandria says:
hey who's this?
Roxie says:
hey, Age/Sex/Location?
Alexandria says:
ugh
Alexandria says:
19/male/wherever you want me to be, baby
Roxie says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janevocation I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Alexandria says:
probably because you're a dirty girl are you a dirty girl with a dirty webcam?
Alexandria says:
man you take too long, i'm going to look at some other dirty webcams
Alexandria says:
see ya later roxie my sweet
Alexandria says:
you are an angel
Alexandria says:
no matter what your father tells you
Alexandria says:
even if he calls you a dirty slut and tells you he's not proud of you for what you've become, YOU'RE proud of you and that's the greatest gift of all
Roxie says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Alexandria says:
i'm naked all the time. my soul is anyways. i'm an open book roxie. can we talk about our days? can we whisper softly to each other?
Alexandria says:
also i don't know if i feel comfortable with jen being there
Alexandria says:
i mean, she's an alright girl, but i was kind of hoping for some alone time
Alexandria says:
just the two of us. she's always talking about the problems she's having. she talks so much but never just listens, you know? i need someone to listen, you're the best friend i've ever had roxie. you're such a good listener.
Roxie says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Alexandria says:
man... okay but I just... I don't... I don't know if I feel right about this Roxie
Alexandria says:
I'm going to describe what I see to you
Alexandria says:
to heat things up a bit, while I watch
Alexandria says:
She moves gracefully through the room towards me. Her hips sway rhythmically, her hair flows behind her. Soft, buttery... like really soft butter. soft butter that has a bit of hair in it. So I guess her face is like really soft butter that has a wig on
Alexandria says:
she could use some of that butter to grease a pan. She drifts like silk past me, her aroma fills my sense, I am deeply aroused
Alexandria says:
She digs around in the cupboard next to the stove that we keep our pots in. I am really into this now, I am intrigued by the events that are about to transpire.
Alexandria says:
She pulls out a mid sized pot, and drifts gracefully to the sink in one lavishly fluid motion. She fills it about half-way with water. She sexily adds some salt, real sexy like, shake it baby, ooh yeah, that's how daddy likes salt added to his pot.
Alexandria says:
She sets the stove to high heat and lets it boil. It boils like my loins are boiling to be rubbed all over her buttery face
Alexandria says:
when it is sufficiently hot (god it is so hot in here) she adds the hard macaroni noodles. Not nearly as hard as my pulsating manhood
Alexandria says:
She stirs the noodles slowly at first. then faster... faster, oh god faster... yes yes YES YES YES! AWWWW YEAH.
Alexandria says:
the noodles are soft now
Alexandria says:
it might take a few minutes out of the hot water for them to get hard again
Alexandria says:
actually, they're kinda overcooked, too much stimulation, it might take a few hours for them to get hard again
Alexandria says:
anyways, she strains out all the juices and water in the sink
Alexandria says:
and puts the now soft noodles gently into the bowl
Alexandria says:
she slowly adds the powdered cheese substance, a spoonful of butter (face butter) and some milk.
Alexandria says:
then, she adds just a pinch of oregeno
Alexandria says:
oh! so that's it! that's your secret ingredient to that fine ass mac and cheese you make, rosie
Alexandria says:
don't worry baby
Alexandria says:
your secret's safe with me
Roxie says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janevocation fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Alexandria says:
aw sweet, dessert time!??
Alexandria says:
yeah i love apple crumble, it's my favorite
Posts
Steam
Sadly, it won't be internet ready until tomorrow.
was it strip poker
did you also win keith's dolphin shorts
haha, not quite
Stop with the ideas!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
EDIT: You SUMBITCH Tofu! Not like that that's not how I meant it!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Mostly because I like the idea of cybering with him.
Definitely
I have to say again that your avatar is rad.
The holdouts continue!
It is healthy to say things like this out loud. Also profanities
Cock shit balls
o_O
i haven't cybered ever
except for the time i pretended to cyber with that msn bot.
Those bots don't know any of the good words
doesn't work if you already use a picture of your penis as your msn picture
p.s. unblock me
alternatively it could have just been someone from glossolalia
ycbb1111: hi princess asl
Auntie Shibby: I'm a princess
Auntie Shibby: ?
ycbb1111: asl?
Auntie Shibby: 17/f/cali
Auntie Shibby: you?
ycbb1111: 23 m nyc
ycbb1111: yea why not
Auntie Shibby: because I don't feel like one.
Auntie Shibby: not ever since daddy left
ycbb1111: aww
ycbb1111: what u look like
Auntie Shibby: Red hair, green eyes, big ass, small tits.
Auntie Shibby: what about you?
ycbb1111: i kiss your lips
ycbb1111: u are absoulutley adorable
ycbb1111: im 6'1 185 lbs blondish hair blue eyes
ycbb1111: buily
ycbb1111: built*
Auntie Shibby: Are you my daddy?
ycbb1111: yeah im your daddy
ycbb1111: and i get home early form work
ycbb1111: O:-)
ycbb1111: hey princess
Auntie Shibby: I'm layin on the couch, eating chips, watching tv in just my panties and bra.
Auntie Shibby: Oh shit, hey daddy.
Auntie Shibby: I cover up.
ycbb1111: hey why arent u in school
Auntie Shibby: I got sent home because a teacher thought my clothes were to revealing.
ycbb1111: and what were u wearing
ycbb1111: i put my briefecase down
ycbb1111: and take my jacket off
ycbb1111: loosing up my tie
Auntie Shibby: I was wearing a shear tank top that cut low, and a white pair of pants.
Auntie Shibby: I guess I was giving him a stiffy and he didnt want to fuck me.
Auntie Shibby: Daddy, why are you looking at me like that?
ycbb1111: hey you mom told me she doesnt want you talking like that
Auntie Shibby: What are you going to do about it, spank me?
ycbb1111: i promised u i would bemore of a daddy when i married her
ycbb1111: i start to go upstairs
Auntie Shibby: Daddy, can you come back, I have to ask you something about, well you know, boys.
ycbb1111: unbuttoning my shirt
ycbb1111: come upstairs
ycbb1111: i go in my room and sit on my bed taking my shoes off
Auntie Shibby: But I'm so comfortable on the couch, with my legs spread apart.
Auntie Shibby: and hairs of my pussy sticking threw the lining
Auntie Shibby: Don't you want your little girl to feel special?
Auntie Shibby: Don;t you want to hold me?
ycbb1111: get up here
Auntie Shibby: Why don;t you love me anymore?!
ycbb1111: i yell from my room
Auntie Shibby: I hate you!
ycbb1111: i come back down
Auntie Shibby: You're not my real father!
ycbb1111: yes i am
ycbb1111: i walk over to
ycbb1111: why you such a bad girl
ycbb1111: i slap your lil booty
Auntie Shibby: If you're my real father, why do you sneak into my room at night and feel my pussy? I know you do it. It's illegal and disgusting.
Auntie Shibby: I'm actually going to call the cops right now.
Auntie Shibby: You're ass is going to be owned by some burly black man who has killed lesser men than you.
ycbb1111: hey why you always teasing me walking aorund half naked
Auntie Shibby: I walk to the phone and start to dial 911
ycbb1111: i run over and grasb you
Auntie Shibby: Don't touch me you sick fuck.
ycbb1111: dont do taht
ycbb1111: i pick you up and through you on the couch
Auntie Shibby: I pull a gun out of my gaping anus and shot you.
Auntie Shibby: Good-bye.
you ain't blocked.
oh you were pretending to be him
i get it
Holy shit it's almost three years old.
ahaha
a while ago
but here it is again:
Hi
Alexandria says:
hey who's this?
Roxie says:
hey, Age/Sex/Location?
Alexandria says:
ugh
Alexandria says:
19/male/wherever you want me to be, baby
Roxie says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janevocation I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Alexandria says:
probably because you're a dirty girl are you a dirty girl with a dirty webcam?
Alexandria says:
man you take too long, i'm going to look at some other dirty webcams
Alexandria says:
see ya later roxie my sweet
Alexandria says:
you are an angel
Alexandria says:
no matter what your father tells you
Alexandria says:
even if he calls you a dirty slut and tells you he's not proud of you for what you've become, YOU'RE proud of you and that's the greatest gift of all
Roxie says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Alexandria says:
i'm naked all the time. my soul is anyways. i'm an open book roxie. can we talk about our days? can we whisper softly to each other?
Alexandria says:
also i don't know if i feel comfortable with jen being there
Alexandria says:
i mean, she's an alright girl, but i was kind of hoping for some alone time
Alexandria says:
just the two of us. she's always talking about the problems she's having. she talks so much but never just listens, you know? i need someone to listen, you're the best friend i've ever had roxie. you're such a good listener.
Roxie says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Alexandria says:
man... okay but I just... I don't... I don't know if I feel right about this Roxie
Alexandria says:
I'm going to describe what I see to you
Alexandria says:
to heat things up a bit, while I watch
Alexandria says:
She moves gracefully through the room towards me. Her hips sway rhythmically, her hair flows behind her. Soft, buttery... like really soft butter. soft butter that has a bit of hair in it. So I guess her face is like really soft butter that has a wig on
Alexandria says:
she could use some of that butter to grease a pan. She drifts like silk past me, her aroma fills my sense, I am deeply aroused
Alexandria says:
She digs around in the cupboard next to the stove that we keep our pots in. I am really into this now, I am intrigued by the events that are about to transpire.
Alexandria says:
She pulls out a mid sized pot, and drifts gracefully to the sink in one lavishly fluid motion. She fills it about half-way with water. She sexily adds some salt, real sexy like, shake it baby, ooh yeah, that's how daddy likes salt added to his pot.
Alexandria says:
She sets the stove to high heat and lets it boil. It boils like my loins are boiling to be rubbed all over her buttery face
Alexandria says:
when it is sufficiently hot (god it is so hot in here) she adds the hard macaroni noodles. Not nearly as hard as my pulsating manhood
Alexandria says:
She stirs the noodles slowly at first. then faster... faster, oh god faster... yes yes YES YES YES! AWWWW YEAH.
Alexandria says:
the noodles are soft now
Alexandria says:
it might take a few minutes out of the hot water for them to get hard again
Alexandria says:
actually, they're kinda overcooked, too much stimulation, it might take a few hours for them to get hard again
Alexandria says:
anyways, she strains out all the juices and water in the sink
Alexandria says:
and puts the now soft noodles gently into the bowl
Alexandria says:
she slowly adds the powdered cheese substance, a spoonful of butter (face butter) and some milk.
Alexandria says:
then, she adds just a pinch of oregeno
Alexandria says:
oh! so that's it! that's your secret ingredient to that fine ass mac and cheese you make, rosie
Alexandria says:
don't worry baby
Alexandria says:
your secret's safe with me
Roxie says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janevocation fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Alexandria says:
aw sweet, dessert time!??
Alexandria says:
yeah i love apple crumble, it's my favorite
Oh god, I threw up in my mouth a little.