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Things You Want, But Will Never Have

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It was a lie, there wasn't even an interview with her in that magazine.

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    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    guys i read somewhere that the chick from devil wears prada likes it in the pooper

    what's her name again

    oh yeah

    meryl streep

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want one of these

    123008-sunshinef9.jpg

    123008-longf9shot.jpg

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh what hey is that Falcon 9 being set up for launch from Cape Canaveral I believe it is

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    weaver i have one of those

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You have a .jpg of the Falcon 9 too?

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm lying

    i don't actually have a .jpg of the Falcon 9

    sorry

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Probably the most probably of the things I want but will never have would be a rocket ship ride into outer space.

    And I'm talking literally, here. This isn't some slang for a crazy mushroom trip.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    i'm lying

    i don't actually have a .jpg of the Falcon 9

    sorry


    Well go take a picture of your rocketship then.

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    L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    im sure somebody already said vagina, so id have to say immortality? idk.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want a zoom function built into my eyeballs and an MP3 player built right into my brain so I can slot a microSD card in behind my ear and just jam out with no need of headphones.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want Spider Jerusalem's glasses

    Although those may be invented soon enough

    So that doesn't really belong in this thread at all

    I just thought I'd notify everyone of my desires

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    God, I hope the Falcon 9 doesn't explode.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah, that would suck pretty bad if it did.

    It seems that SpaceX is in it for the long haul, though. After 3 failures resulting in the loss of the vehicle, they finally sent a payload into orbit. That shit must be expensive, and it says a lot that they didn't let those failures deter them.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pity the generation that sees the first fully functional space elevator collapse.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah, that would suck pretty bad if it did.

    It seems that SpaceX is in it for the long haul, though. After 3 failures resulting in the loss of the vehicle, they finally sent a payload into orbit. That shit must be expensive, and it says a lot that they didn't let those failures deter them.

    They also just won a MASSIVE ISS delivery contract with NASA.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    it would be so rad to go into space

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was watching WallE last night, the part where he sees space for the first time, and I was hit with the realisation that it's probable that we're not going to get to go to space :(

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Spacex is such a silly name though

    it sounds like a household product, not like an epic venture into space

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a chik-fil-a in my house

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also this article is great in helping you understand the life cycle of galaxies regarding their active content.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstellar_medium

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Space is invading all threads

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    there is room for space everywhere

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    no NaS all threads were already in space

    and tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NaC I wanted you to reassure my fears of not getting to go to space.
    In 200 words or less, explain how we will get to go and how it'll be so fun.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    you got your space in my peanut butter!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    NaC I wanted you to reassure my fears of not getting to go to space.
    In 200 words or less, explain how we will get to go and how it'll be so fun.

    Well first you have to solve the icing problem

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    NaC I wanted you to reassure my fears of not getting to go to space.
    In 200 words or less, explain how we will get to go and how it'll be so fun.

    Well first you have to solve the icing problem
    the solution is obviously to go with the far superior cream cheese icing

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    NaC I wanted you to reassure my fears of not getting to go to space.
    In 200 words or less, explain how we will get to go and how it'll be so fun.

    Well first you have to solve the icing problem

    a nice big jumper :3

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    NaC I wanted you to reassure my fears of not getting to go to space.
    In 200 words or less, explain how we will get to go and how it'll be so fun.

    http://www.virgingalactic.com/

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I mean come on, Lord British of all people has already spent a week aboard the ISS. We're like three steps away from "GET YOUR ASS TO MARS"

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    NaC I wanted you to reassure my fears of not getting to go to space.
    In 200 words or less, explain how we will get to go and how it'll be so fun.

    http://www.virgingalactic.com/

    This'll be so awesome because not only do you get to go into space but you get to go into space with Paris Hilton yessssss

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My New Space BFF

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And Moby. Blegh.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man we need to get a moon base going. it's like, right there

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    It was a lie, there wasn't even an interview with her in that magazine.

    I know, I stated it in my post even. It's just that now that the thought is out there, I want to do her in da butt.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The great thing is that as long as it's just rich old fat people, Moby, yourself and Paris. You have an almost guaranteed shot at entry to the sixty-two mile high club.

    8-)

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Anne Hathaway has a psychic masseuse, which I guess she finds funny, but hopefully she doesn't believe her.

    Secondly I've seen the Princess Diaries.

    So it makes it difficult to find her sexually appealing.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    The great thing is that as long as it's just rich old fat people, Moby, yourself and Paris. You have an almost guaranteed shot at entry to the sixty-two mile high club.

    8-)

    but who wants to fuck Moby?

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    The great thing is that as long as it's just rich old fat people, Moby, yourself and Paris. You have an almost guaranteed shot at entry to the sixty-two mile high club.

    8-)

    but who wants to fuck Moby?

    The music industry? Oh heyoooooo

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